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GUEST,Ralphie Health and Safety Implications (20) Health and Safety Implications 12 Dec 11


FROM HER MAJESTIES GOVERNMENT
12th December 2011
Amendment to clause 89, sub section 14

The union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety
regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate
seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and
... orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due
to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should
watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd
observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her
glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued
with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and
Glory.

Anybody else seen similar regulations? (and it's not BS...'cos it mentions music!)


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