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Bob the Postman 'Naughty' Songs by Mudcatters (9) RE: 'Naughty' Songs by Mudcatters 12 Mar 11


PRICKS LIKE A ROSE

Now I am an old man
My garden's full of weeds
But once I was a young man
And had a young man's needs
I had the need to fertilise
I had the need to sow
I had the need to propagate
And that is how I know

CHORUS:
Love smells pretty
Pricks like a rose
Think twice daughter 'fore you
Pluck one of those
Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
All the Jimmies and Joes
Proffer a bouquet
Pricks like a rose

They say their love's a maple
Full of syrup for your waffles
Shading you in summer
They are lying something awful
Their love is just a fungus
Mushrooms overnight
Shed their spores, it turns to slime
And vanishes from sight

CHORUS

Lilies only bloom to fade
Pansies quickly sulk
The maidenhair and baby's breath
Are only there for bulk
Gardenias have a smell that's sweet
So sweet it makes you sick
If you want to smell the roses
You're bound to feel the pricks

CHORUS


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