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HuwG BS: Second Joke Thread of 2010 (163* d) RE: BS: Second Joke Thread of 2010 15 Dec 10


For the Christmas season ...


Santa Claus was loading up the the sledge with Christmas presents. As he prepared to take off, a stranger appeared. "Who are you?" asked Santa. "I'm the Civil Aviation Authority Inspector" the stranger replied. "I'm here to give you your annual certification flight inspection".

Saint Nick was furious. "I only make one trip each year" he said. "Isn't this Health and Safety gone mad?"

"Rules are rules" replied the CAA man. "Either I come with you to inspect your flight procedures, or you don't deliver any presents next year."

Santa grumbled, but hitched up Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolf, and made room for the inspector on the seat next to him. The inspector climbed aboard, holding a shotgun. "Now this is too much!" shouted Santa. "Why are you bringing that?"

The inspector said "I want to see how you deal with an engine failure on takeoff!"


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