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John Hardly BS: Differentiating dollars if you're blind (20) RE: BS: Differentiating dollars if you're blind 07 Feb 10


"...can be told apart by feel."

It's one of the main reason we don't have women on any of our dollar bills. Besides the obvious and embarrassing-at-the-wrong-time experience of -- in public, no less -- feeling a woman to check the denomination, and getting....er...stimulated, the dilemma is compounded by the proximity of a man's pockets to the rising problem.

And it raises all kinds of strange observations: Like becoming a nation of straight men getting sexually aroused by feeling "Bills".

"Feeling Bill's what?"

"Hey, cowboy, you just counting your denominations, or are you happy to see me?"


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