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Carol Smiles for Theresa Tooley (79* d) RE: Smiles for Theresa Tooley 06 Dec 09


Don't know why it had made me a guest! However here's another one

BIKER VERSUS OLD LADY

A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed.
They could not do it right away, so he said, he did not live far and would just walk home.

On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. Then he stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store,
He now had a problem, as to how to carry all his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady, who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"

The biker said, "Well as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane and I would walk you home, but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand."
"Why thank you very much, " he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way, he said, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked at him cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley, you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against a wall and do that?"

The lady then said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."




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