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GUEST,Falco BS: Blair as EU President (57* d) RE: BS: Blair as EU President 19 Nov 09


A man stopped off at a country bar in Buckinghamshire and ordered a beer. Tony Blair appeared on the lunchtime television news talking about how he could do so much if he got the position as EU President. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and said, "see him, that has to be the biggest horse's ass of a man I've ever seen." A customer reading a paper at the end of the bar stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. He got up and gave himself a shake. Just then Cherie Blair appeared on the platform to hug Tony. the guy just couldn't keep his mouth closed "See her, that one is married to that creep and if you check her out from behind, She has an ass like a horse". This time, a woman walked over and kicked him in the privates. "F this!" the man said to himself, climbing up onto his feet. he said to the barman, "This is bloody Blair country isn't it!" "Nope," the barman replied. "Horse country!".


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