I've been a Land Rover for many a year, And I've spent all my time on steep hills in low gear. But then something happened, shocked me to the core: It was Steve at the wheel with his foot on the floor. And it's no, nay, never. No nay never no more, will I be a Land Rover, No never, no more. Can't remember if I made up that verse just before or just after writing off an army Land Rover back in 1982.
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