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GUEST,Jim Knowledge BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town (176* d) RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town 31 Jul 09


Would you Adam and Eve it? I `ad that copper again in my cab the other night looking well glum and rather uncomfortable, as if `e thought `e `ad but `e wasn`t sure.
`e said ," `ere Jim, could you get me down the public loos, a bit sharpish like, please?"
I said, " Sure. I `eard someone `as `alf-inched all the lavatory pans in your nick. is that right?"
`e said, "yeah. We dunno `who dunnit. We`ve got nothing to go on!!"


Whaddam I like??


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