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GUEST,Jim Knowledge Motley Morris banned ! (580* d) RE: Motley Morris banned ! 08 Jul 09


I `ad a right odd-ball couple sharing my cab the other day. She was a `ead teacher in a school for nippers and `e was a `ealth and safety wallah.
`e said, "Would you take us to St. Peter`s School, East Ham, they`ve got them blacked up Morris Men there".
I said, "What, you going to do a bit of dancing with `em, then?."
`e said , "Nah, we`re gonna stopp`em on the strength that they may offend some effnics, their wavey `ankerchiefs may spread that Mex flu, their bells may `urt peoples `earing and if their sticks break someone may get a splinter in their bum!!"

I went and `ad an Aspirin!!

Whaddam I like??




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