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Bert Hansell Bawdy Limericks [1] (174* d) Bawdy Limericks 25 Feb 97

This is a branch from the 'Roll me over' thread.

Bill mentioned 'Waltz me around again Willie'

This is the version that I sing....

There was a young girl from Devizes
Had tits of different sizes;
one it was small
and worth nothing at all;
the other was big and won prizes


That was a horrible song
sing us another one
just like the other one
sing us another one too.

There was a young fellow from kent
whose prick was peculiarly bent
to save himself trouble
he shoved it in double
instead of coming he went

There was a young girl from Detroit
who at screwing was very adroit
she could squeeze her vagina
to a pinpoint or finer
or open it out like a quoit

There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling.

There was an old fellow from Cosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said 'Oh Jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
I shall tread on your bollocks and squash 'em'

There was a young lady from Exeter
so pretty that men craned their necks at 'er
and one went so far
as to wave from his car
The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er

There was an old bishop of Rockingham
Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham
watching the stunts
of the cunts in the punts
and the tricks of the pricks who were Fucking 'em

There once was a bishop of Birmingham
who seduced yound girls while confirming 'em
the dirty old bassok
he lifted his cassock
and stuck his episcopal worm in 'em

There was a young fellow named Dave
who found a dead whore in a cave
he must hava had pluck
to have a cold fuck
but think of the money he'd save

There was a young lady from Hitchin
was scratching her cunt in the kitchen
her mother said 'Rose
it's the crabs I suppose'
Rose said 'Bollocks! get on with your stitchin''

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