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C:\2325.txt

The Scouser Aren't Going To Moscow - Man United MUFC

Sign on sign on sign on,
Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow,
They'll be grieving instead,
As if a chicken was dead,
Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow.

Sorrow sorrow sorrow,
Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow,
There'll be tears and they'll cry,
No Russian granny's will die,
Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow .

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C:\2326.txt

The Vidic Family - Man United MUFC

His father plays the Banja,
His mother smokes the Ganja,
Nis name is Nemanja,
The Vidic family.

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C:\2327.txt

The Wearing Of The Red - Man United MUFC

When you come to Manchester,
You're sure to hear us cry,
We are the best team in the land,
Which no-one can deny.

If the North Bank and the Kop,
Think they'll take the Stretford End,
You can tell them and the Kippax,
That they'd better think again.

For the wearing of the Red,
And the wearing of the white,
Means the boys from Man United,
Are ready for a fight.

You can bring on Tottenham Hotspur,
Arsenal, Chelsea too,
You can bring on all the Scousers,
'Cos we're ready for a do!

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C:\2328.txt

server error

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C:\2329.txt

There's A Tavern - Man United MUFC

There's a tavern in the town (in the town!),
And were gonna burn it down (burn it down),
Were gonna hang Dalglish from the nearest fucking tree,
For all you Scouse bastards to see.

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C:\2330.txt

There's Only One Ronaldo - Man United MUFC

There's only one Ronaldo,
There's only one Ronaldo,
There's only one Ronaldo...

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C:\2331.txt

They Came To Old Trafford That October Night - Man United MUFC

They came to Old Trafford that October night,
The boys from the City dressed in blue and white,
We were in the Second,
They were in Division One,
That night little Gerry Daly took them on.

The game was tremendous,
Swung from end to end,
The football was praised through the length of the land,
A draw grew more likely as the night grew more dark,
Then the ball was handled by City's Jeff Clarke.

The Stretford End bayed its world famous roar,
Gerry Daly stepped up,
From the spot he did score,
And as one man, All Old Trafford roared again,
United are the Champs of Manchester again.

Salford and Blackley were singing all night,
Of the new Champs of Manchester in Red, Black and White,
Folk without tickets how have they done,
And then danced in the streets when we told them we'd won!

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C:\2332.txt

They Said Liverpool Would Win The Treble - Man United MUFC

They said that Liverpool would win the treble,
They said they'd win the treble in 1977,
But when I asked them to show me their treble,
They said they'd lost it at Wembley to a United eleven.

They said that Liverpool would win the double,
They said they'd win the double in 1979,
But when I asked them to show me their double,
They said they'd lost at Goodison to United once again.

They said that Everton would win the treble,
They said they'd win the treble in 1985,
But when I asked them to show me their treble,
They said they'd lost it at Wembley to NORMAN WHITESIDE!

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C:\2333.txt

This Is How It Feels - Man United MUFC

This is how it feels like to be City,
This is how it feels to be small,
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all,
Nothing at all
Nothing at all...

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C:\2334.txt

This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton - Man United MUFC

This is how it feels to be Bolton,
This is how it feels to be sad,
This is how it feels when your sister's shagging your Dad.

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C:\2335.txt

Those Were The Days - Man United MUFC

Those were the days my friend,
We thought they would never end,
We'd sing and dance,
Forever and a day.

We'll live the life we chose,
We'll fight and never lose
'Cos were the Stret,
We are the Stretford End.

We are the Stretford End,
We are the Stretford End,
We are the Stret,
We are the Stretford End....

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C:\2336.txt

Tip-Toe Through The Kippax - Man United MUFC

Tip-toe, through the Kippax,
With your pick-axe,
And your sawn-off shot gun,
Tip-toe, through the Kippax,
With me...

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C:\2337.txt

Toon , Toon Who The Fuck Are You - Man United MUFC

Toon, Toon who the fuck are you,
Your team is shite and your history is too,
Never win a trophy,
Barely win a game,
Your ballocks defenders are the ones to blame...

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C:\2338.txt

Typical Family From Liverpool - Man United MUFC

Christmas time,
Heroine and wine,
Kids indulging in petty crime,
Your mum is a smack head,
Your dad is a tool,
A typical family from Liverpool...

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C:\2339.txt

United - Man United MUFC

And it's Man United,
Man United FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...

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C:\2340.txt

UNI TED - Man United MUFC

UNI TED, United are the team for me, With a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
Why don't city fuck off home?

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C:\2341.txt

United - Man United MUFC

United (claps),
United (claps),
United (claps)!

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C:\2342.txt

United! - Man United MUFC

United!
United!
United!
United!
United!

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C:\2343.txt

United Calypso - Man United MUFC

Oh Manchester, Manchester United,
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserved to be knighted,

Whenever they're playing in your town,
Be sure to get to that football ground,
Take a lesson, come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United,
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserved to be knighted,

Down on Maine Roads greasy pastures,
Play a load of dozy bastards, Colin Bell, the City ace, A ruptured duck has got more pace,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United,
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserved to be knighted...

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C:\2344.txt

United Road Take Me Home - Man United MUFC

Take me home, United road,
To a place that I belong,
To Old Trafford, to see United,
Take me home, United road,

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C:\2345.txt

page not found

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C:\2346.txt

United Solo Start - Man United MUFC

United,
United,
United,
United,
United!

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C:\2347.txt

United Top Of The League - Man United MUFC

United, United top of the league,
United top of the league...

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C:\2348.txt

United, United Rah Rah Rah - Man United MUFC

United United rah rah rah!
City City ha ha ha!
Leeds Scum Leeds Scum baa baa baa!
Scousers Scousers robbed my car!
(Norwich Norwich far far far!)

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C:\2349.txt

United We Love Yyou - Man United MUFC

We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Liverpool too (and Leicester),
We hate Manchester City,
But United we love you...

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C:\2350.txt

Nemanja Vidic Chant - Man United MUFC

Nemanja whoa,
Nemanja whoa,
He come's from Serbia,
He'll fucking murder ye...

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C:\2351.txt

Viva John Terry - Man United MUFC

Viva John Terry,
Viva John Terry
Thought his time had come,
Fucking Chelsea's scum
Viva John Terry...

(The Tune Of "Viva Ronaldo". Sung since Terry missed his penalty in Moscow)

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C:\2352.txt

Viva John Terry - Man United MUFC

Viva John Terry,
Viva John Terry,
Slipping On The Grass,
Falling His Arse,
Viva John Terry.

(Repeat as many times as you like)

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C:\2353.txt

Viva John Terry - Man United MUFC

Viva John terry
Viva John terry
One kick of the ball
and they won fuck all
Viva John terry

Viva John terry
Viva John terry
Slipped of the pitch
like a little bitch
Viva John terry

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C:\2354.txt

Viva Ronaldo (MP3 (large file!) Version) - Man United MUFC

Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo...
(repeated many times!)

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C:\2355.txt

Viva Ronaldo (ringtone (short) version) - Man United MUFC

Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear united sing,
Viva Ronaldo...

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C:\2356.txt

We Adore! - Man United MUFC

Bring on yer mighty Barcelona,
Bring on yer Roma by the score, 7-1
Barcelona, Real Madrid,
Who the fuck you tryin to kid,
Because United are the team that we adore

Bring on yer Liverpool wankers
Bring on yer Cockneys by the score,
And well take yer two by two,
And well kick fuck out of you,
Because United are the team that we adore

Bring on yer Bayer Leverkusen,
Bring on Juventus by the score,
Chelsea's millions men are shit
Who the fuck are you trying to kid,
Because United are the team that we adore...

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C:\2357.txt

We All Agree - Man United MUFC

We all agree United are better than England...

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C:\2358.txt

We All Agree - Man United MUFC

We all agree -
United are better than England...

We all agree -
[opposition's name] are better than England...

We all agree -
City are better than England...

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C:\2359.txt

We All Hate City!!! - Man United MUFC

We all hate City,
We all hate City,
We all hate City,
We all hate City...
(same tune as We All Hate Leeds Scum)

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C:\2360.txt

We All Hate Leeds - Man United MUFC

Altogether now,
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
We all fucking hate Leeds.
Altogether now...

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C:\2361.txt

We All Hate Leeds Scum - Man United MUFC

We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum...

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C:\2362.txt

We Are 17 Going On 18 - Man United MUFC

We are seventeen, going on eighteen,
Scousers are history,
Better than them, at least we've got ten,
And in Moscow we made it three
We're going to Rome to make it four,
And the fifth is on its way…
Champions of England, champions of Europe
Again, once more, in May!!!

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C:\2363.txt

We Are Mancs - Man United MUFC

We are Mancs,
Were insane,
We drink Stella and sniff Cocaine,
With a nick nack paddywack give a dog a bone,
Why don't City fuck off home...

We are Mancs,
Were insane,
We drink Stella and jib the game,
With a nick nack paddywack give a dog a bone,
Why don't City fuck off home...

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C:\2364.txt

We Are United's Boys - Man United MUFC

If you are a City fan,
Your heart might miss a beat,
You'll get your fucking head kicked in,
By United fans you'll meet.

When you walk up to Old Trafford,
You'll hear a mighty roar,
Fuck off you City bastards,
We are United's boys...

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C:\2365.txt

We Don't Carry Razors - Man United MUFC

We don't carry razors,
We don't carry lead,
We only carry hatchets,
To bury in your head,
We are all loyal supporters,
Fanatics everyone,
We all hate Man City,
And Leeds and Everton...

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C:\2366.txt

We Got Him - Man United MUFC

Da da da da da da da da we got berbatov at last,
Da da da da da da da thirty millions is all he asked,
Da da da da da da da give him the ball and he will score,
Da da da da da da da now he guna win more and more...

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C:\2367.txt

We Had Joy, We Had Fun - Man United MUFC

We had joy,
We had fun,
We had City on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Cos the bastards ran too fast.

We had joy,
We had fun,
We had Scousers on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Cos the bastards ran too fast.

(or Geordies, Cockneys, etc.)

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C:\2368.txt

We Hate England - Man United MUFC

We hate Eng-er-land!
We are Manchester!
We hate Eng-er-land!
We are Manchester!

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C:\2369.txt

We Love United - Man United MUFC

We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
Oh United we love you...

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C:\2370.txt

We Paid For Their Home - Man United MUFC

We paid for their home,
We paid for their hooooome,
What a waste in council tax,
We paid for their home.

They don't even go,
They don't even gooooo,
What a waste of council tax,
They don't even go.

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C:\2371.txt

We Shall Not Be Moved - Man United MUFC

We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Just like the team,
That's gonna win the football league (again),
We shall not be moved...

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C:\2372.txt

We Won The Football League Again - Man United MUFC

We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside...

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C:\2373.txt

We Won the Football League again..... - Man United MUFC

We won the football league again,
Inside the council House,
Inside the council House,
Inside the council House...

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C:\2374.txt

Wembley - Man United MUFC

Wembley,
Wembley,
We're the famous Man United and we're off to Wembley,
Wembley,
Wembley,
We're the famous Man United and we're off to Wembley...

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C:\2375.txt

Wembley '76 - Man United MUFC

We went down to Wembley one fine day in May
A bunch of supporters so loyal, and not gay,
But when it was over and when it was done,
We got beat by Southampton by one goal to none.

The crowd were undaunted that followed them there,
As later they gathered in the Albert Square,
Defeat was forgotten when the bus came along,
And the Doc was so sorry he gave us this song

"It's been a great season for MUFC,
And don't worry lads, we'll be back at Wembley,
You are Mancunians, your pride should not fall,
You support Man. United - the best team of all !

Wembley, Wembley
We're the famous Man United We'll be back at Wembley.
Wembley, Wembley
We're the famous Man United We'll be back at Wembley.

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C:\2376.txt

We're Gonna Win The League - Man United MUFC

We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league...

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C:\2377.txt

We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies - Man United MUFC

We're having a party when Glazer dies,
We're having a party when Glazer dies,
We're having a party when Glazer dies,
We're having a party when Glazer dies.

(other verses)
jelly and ice cream when...
pass the parcel when...
strippers and whores when...
tail on the donkey when...
musical chairs when...

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C:\2378.txt

We're Manchester United - Man United MUFC

You've heard of Notts Forest, the Arsenal as well,
And tales of Manchester city they tell
But the team to remember whene'er you recall
Manchester United, the best team of all

We went down to Wembley one fine day in May,
United supporters so loyal, so gay,
And when it was over, and when it was done,
We'd beaten Benfica by four goals to one.

The first was by Bobby, he out-jumped the rest,
The second was scored by wee Georgie Best,
The crowd they all chanted, well I never did,
'Till the third one was scored by young Brian Kidd.

The crowd were all singing for they wanted more,
Then Bobby obliged by making it four,
A night to remember, a team to recall,
The great Man United, the greatest of all.

We went down to Barce one fine day in May,
With all the fans drinking to BUSBY's birthday,
And when it was over, and when it was done,
We'd defeated Bayern Munich by two goals to one.

The first was by Teddy, he out-foxed the rest,
The second by? Ole!, to finish our quest,
We could have scored 4 and we could have scored 9,
But we didn't start playing 'til injury time!

The Germans they thought that they had it sewn up,
Their ribbons were already tied on the Cup,
But Teddy said "Hang on, it's not over yet",
As he steered the ball into the back of the net.

From Beckham's next corner, Teddy got the first touch,
And Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said "Thanks very much",
The Bayern defenders fell down to the floor,
As from round the Nou Camp came an almighty roar!

If they'd asked the Scousers or Juventus Turin,
They'd have known it's not over 'til the fat lady sings,
When you're playing United, as they found to their cost,
One minute you're winning and the next you have lost!

United keep fighting and never give up,
That's why we're the Champions and we've won the Cup,
We're Champions of Europe, we've won them all,
We're Manchester United, the Kings of Football.

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C:\2379.txt

We're On The March With Fergie's Army - Man United MUFC

We're on the march with Fergie's army,
We're all going to Wembley,
And we'll really shake em up when we win the FA Cup,
Cos United are the greatest football team...

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C:\2380.txt

We've Been To Moscow - Man United MUFC

We've been to Moscow,
We've won in Moscow!
Fuck Chelsea F.C,
We've won in Moscow!

We've been to Moscow,
We've won in Moscow!
Fuck Chelsea F.C,
We've won in Moscow!

We've been to Moscow,
We've won in Moscow!
Fuck Chelsea F.C,
We've won in Moscow!

We've been to Moscow,
We've won in Moscow!
Fuck Chelsea F.C,
We've won in Moscow!

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C:\2381.txt

We've Got Wesley Brown - Man United MUFC

We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley Brown...

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C:\2382.txt

What That Coming Over Is It Nemanja - Man United MUFC

What's that coming over the hill is it Nemanja,
Is it Nemanja,
Is it Nemanja...

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C:\2383.txt

What The Fucking Hell Is That - Man United MUFC

What the fuck,
What the fuck,
What the fucking hell is that,
What the fucking hell is that...

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C:\2384.txt

Where's Your Famous Munich Song? - Man United MUFC

Where's your famous Munich song?
Where's your famous Munich song?

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C:\2385.txt

Who Are Ya - Man United MUFC

Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya...

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C:\2386.txt

Who Put The Ball In The Germans. - Man United MUFC

Who put the ball in the Germans net?
Who put the ball in the Germans net?
Who put the ball in the Germans net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer!

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C:\2387.txt

Who The Fuck Are Man United. - Man United MUFC

Who the fuck are Man United?
Who the fuck are Man United?
Who the fuck are Man United?
As the Reds go marching on,on,on...

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C:\2388.txt

Who's That Cumming Over Your Bird - Man United MUFC

Who's that cumming over your bird?
Is it a bouncer
Is it a bouncerrrrr...

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C:\2389.txt

Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? - Man United MUFC

Who's that creeping in the farm yard?
Who's that with wellies on his feet?
It's a Leeds United fan, with a johnny in his hand,
And he's off to the field to shag some sheep...

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C:\2390.txt

Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? - Man United MUFC

Who's that lying on the forecourt?,
Who's that twatted on the floor?,
It's the Leeds United shite,
And they don't know how to fight,
And they won't be singing Munich anymore...

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C:\2391.txt

Who's That Team We Call United? - Man United MUFC

Who's that team we call United,
Who's that team we all adore,
They're the boys in Red & White,
And they fight with all their might,
And they're going to show the bastards how to score.

Bring on your Sunderland and Arsenal,
Bring on Spaniards by the score,
Barcelona Real Madrid,
They will make a gallant bit,
But United are the greatest team of all.

Who's that Knocking on the window,
Who's that Knocking on the door,
It's Joe Mercer and his mates,
Eating Turkey off their plates,
'Cos they can't get in to Europe any more...

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C:\2392.txt

Willie Morgan On The Wing - Man United MUFC

When Willie comes on to the field,
Dressed in red and white,
All the fans lift up their hands,
And shout with all their might,
Forget your Bells and Francis Lees,
Can you hear them calling,
Hey, hey! Clear the way, here comes Willie Morgan,
Willie, Willie Morgan, Willie Morgan on the wing...

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C:\2393.txt

Wings Of A Sparrow - Man United MUFC

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Maine Road tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below,
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below, below,
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below...

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C:\2394.txt

Yorkshires A Shithole - Man United MUFC

Yorkshires a shithooole,
Yorkshires a shithooooole,
Shagging sheep on your farm,
Think your doing no harm,
Yorkshires a shithoooole...

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C:\2395.txt

You Are My Solskjaer - Man United MUFC

You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer away...

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C:\2396.txt

You Can Stick England - Man United MUFC

You can stick fucking England up your arse,
You can stick fucking England up your arse,
Stick fucking England,
Stick fucking England,
Stick fucking England up your arse...

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C:\2397.txt

You Only Sing Our Songs - Man United MUFC

You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs!
Our songs!
You only sing our songs!..

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C:\2398.txt

You Scouse Bastards - Man United MUFC

You scouse bastards,
You scouse bastards,
You scouse bastards...

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C:\2399.txt

You'll Never Get A Job - Man United MUFC

Sign on, sign on, with hope in your heart,
cause you'll never get a job,
you'll never get a job,
sign on, sign on, with hope in your heart....

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C:\2400.txt

You're A Scouser. - Man United MUFC

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mum's out theiving,
Your dad's drug dealing,
But please don't take my hubcaps away...

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C:\2401.txt

You've Only Come To See United - Man United MUFC

Come to see United,
You've only come to see United,
Come to see United,
You've only come to see United...

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C:\2402.txt

The Chesterfield Family - Mansfield Town MTFC

THEY'VE got a crooked spire,
THEIR ground is fuckin dire,
LETS set the cunts on fire,
THE Spireite Family!!!

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C:\2403.txt

Get into em - Mansfield Town MTFC

Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up!,
Get into em
f *ck em up!

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C:\2404.txt

Notts County - Mansfield Town MTFC

THEY'RE black they're white,
THEY'RE full of Fuckin shite,
NOTTS County NOTTS County...

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C:\2405.txt

Notts Forest - Mansfield Town MTFC

THEY'RE red they're white,
they're full of FUCKIN shite,
Notts Forest, notts Forest...

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C:\2406.txt

Oh When The Stags - Mansfield Town MTFC

OH when the Stags,
OH when the Stags,
GO marching in,
GO Marching in,
OH when the Stags go marching,
I wanna be in that number,
OH when the Stags go marchin in!

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C:\2407.txt

server error

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C:\2408.txt

Pride Of Nottingham - Mansfield Town MTFC

WE'RE the pride of ,
WE'RE the pride of ,
WE'RE the pride of Nottingham!!!

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C:\2409.txt

A Ugly Spireite - Mansfield Town MTFC

You're just a spireite,
A ugly spirerite,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mam is stealing,
Your dad is dealing,
So don't take my hubcaps away...

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C:\2410.txt

Yellows - Mansfield Town MTFC

Yellows,
Yellows,
Yellows...

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C:\2411.txt

You Can Stick Your Fuckin Spire Up Your Ass - Mansfield Town MTFC

YOU can stick your f*Ckin spire up your a*s,
YOU can stick your f*Ckin spire up your a*s,
YOU can stick your fuckin spire,
STICK your fuckin spire,
STICK your fuckin spire up your a*s,
SIDEWAYS!!!

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C:\2412.txt

Afonso Alves2 - Middlesbrough MFC

Afonso oooo,
Afonso oooo,
He came from Heerenveen,
He is a goal machine...

(repeat)

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C:\2413.txt

Alfonso Alves - Middlesbrough MFC

You are my Alves,
Afonso Alves,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Cause when it's pouring,
You just keep on scoring
O, please don't take, my Alves away!

Sung to the tune of "you are my sunshine"...

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C:\2414.txt

Aliadiere Song - Middlesbrough MFC

Na, na, na, nanana, na Aliadiere, Jeremie Aliadiere....

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C:\2415.txt

Boateng - Middlesbrough MFC

You are Boateng,
Always believe in your soul,
You've got the power to know,
Your indestucabaaaale,
Always believe iiiiin...

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C:\2416.txt

Boro, Boro - Middlesbrough MFC

Boro,
Boro,
Boro,
Boro,
Boro,
Boro,
Boro,
Boro,
Boro,
etc....

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C:\2417.txt

server error

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C:\2418.txt

Build A Bonfire - Middlesbrough MFC

Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Put the Geordies on the top,
Put the Mackems in the middle,
And we'll burn the fucking lot.

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C:\2419.txt

Build A Parmo - Middlesbrough MFC

Build a parmo,
Build a parmo,
Put the cheese on the top,
Put the chicken in the middle,
And eat the Fucking lot...

--

C:\2420.txt

Cheer Up Kevin Keegan - Middlesbrough MFC

Cheer up Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
To be a sad Geordie bastard,
And a shite football team...

--

C:\2421.txt

Cock Of The North - Middlesbrough MFC

We are the Boro, the cock of the north,
We hate Newcastle and Sunderland of course,
We all drink whisky and Newcastle Brown,
The Boro boys are in Town,
La La La La La La La La La La La La...

--

C:\2422.txt

Come On Boro - Middlesbrough MFC

Come On Boro,
Come On Boro,
Come On Boro,
Come On Boro...

--

C:\2423.txt

Cristiano Ronaldo - Middlesbrough MFC

He falls on the left,
He cheats on the riiight,
That fuck up Ronaldo,
He is a bag of shi*e...

--

C:\2424.txt

Davey Wheater - Middlesbrough MFC

Davey Wheater
Davey Davey Wheater
Davey Wheater
He's a redcar lad !!!

--

C:\2425.txt

David Wheater - Middlesbrough MFC

David Wheater is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
David Wheater is a red he hates Geordies...

Tee Tee Teessider, Tee Tee Teessider...

--

C:\2426.txt

David Wheater!!!!!! - Middlesbrough MFC

He's one of our own,
He's one of our ownnnnn,
David Wheater,
He's one of our ownnnn!!!!!!!

--

C:\2427.txt

Didier Digard - Middlesbrough MFC

Didier,digard,digard Hes big and hes Fucking hard
hes better than Steve Gerrard
Didier Digard, Digard...

--

C:\2428.txt

Ever Seen A Geordie.... - Middlesbrough MFC

'ave u ever seen a geordie lift a cup,
'ave u ever seen a geordie lift a cup,
'ave you ever seen a geordie,
Ever seen a geordie,
Ever seen a geordie lift a cup
'ave ya fuck

--

C:\2429.txt

Gareth Southgate's Army - Middlesbrough MFC

Gareth Southgate's red army,
Gareth Southgate's red army,
Gareth Southgate's red army,
Gareth Southgate's red army,
Gareth Southgate's red army,
Gareth Southgate's red army,
(Repeated)

--

C:\2430.txt

Glory Supporters - Middlesbrough MFC

We support a,
We support a,
We support a local team,
We support a local team...

--

C:\2431.txt

Going Down - Middlesbrough MFC

Going down,
Going down,
Going down,
Going down,
Going down,
Going down,
Going down,
Going down,

GOING DOWN!

--

C:\2432.txt

Hello, Hello - Middlesbrough MFC

Hello, Hello we are the Boro Boys,
Hello, Hello we are the Boro Boys,
We are the Ayresome Angels and we never miss a match,
We all follow the Boro....

--

C:\2433.txt

Holgate Aggro - Middlesbrough MFC

Said Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly,
Y'heard of the north bank highbury,
Shanks said no don't think so,
But 'av heard of the Holgate aggro,
Aggro,
Aggro........

--

C:\2434.txt

In The Holgate - Middlesbrough MFC

If you're feeling lonely or if your feeling sad,
Just pop into the holgate and you won't feel so bad,
Cos when your in the holgate
You'll hear the mighty roar,
Fuck off ya geordie
Bastards and don't come back no more,
Oi,oi,oi,oi.........

--

C:\2435.txt

In Your Sunderland Slums - Middlesbrough MFC

In your Sunderland slums,
In your Sunderland slums,
You're always looking for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Sunderland slums..

--

C:\2436.txt

Jonathan Woodgate Hates Geordies - Middlesbrough MFC

Jonny Woodgate is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Jonny Woodgate is a red,
He hates Geordies!!

--

C:\2437.txt

Julio2 - Middlesbrough MFC

Julio,
Julio,
Julio,
Julio,
Julio,
Julio,
Julio,
Julio,
Arca!!

--

C:\2438.txt

M F C.P R T, - Middlesbrough MFC

M F C.P R T,
Teessiders we shall be,
We fucking hate Newcastle,
We hate Sun'land too,
Leeds united fuck you too!

--

C:\2439.txt

Mark Viduka - Middlesbrough MFC

Mark Viduka (clap),
Mark Viduka (clap),
Mark Viduka (clap),
Mark Viduka (clap),
Mark Viduka (clap),
Mark Viduka (clap),
Mark Viduka (clap)...

--

C:\2440.txt

Massimo2 - Middlesbrough MFC

He's here,
He's there,
He's every fucking where,
Massimo,
Massimo!!

--

C:\2441.txt

Middlesbrough F.C - Middlesbrough MFC

And it's Middlesbrough,
Middlesbrough F.C.,
We're the finest team in football,
The world has ever seen..

--

C:\2442.txt

Mido! - Middlesbrough MFC

Mido,
Mido,
Mido,
Mido,
Mido,
Mido,
Mido,
Mido,
Mido........

--

C:\2443.txt

Mido Mido - Middlesbrough MFC

Mido Mido Mido scores and we want some more,
Not one,
Not 2,
Not 3,
Not 4,
Mido scores and we want some more...

--

C:\2444.txt

One Gareth Southgate - Middlesbrough MFC

One Gareth Southgate,
There's only one Gareth Southgate,
One Gareth Southgate,
There's only one Gareth Southgate...

--

C:\2445.txt

One Job On Teesside - Middlesbrough MFC

1 job on Teesside,
There's only 1 job on Teesside,
1 job on Teeeeeesside,
There's only 1 job on Teesside...

--

C:\2446.txt

Pigbag - Middlesbrough MFC

De de de de,
de de de der,
De de de de,
de de de der,
De de de de,
de de de der,
De de de de,
de de de der,
De de de de,
de de de der...
(Repeated)

--

C:\2447.txt

Red Army - Middlesbrough MFC

Red army,
Red army,
Red army,
Red army,
Red army..

--

C:\2448.txt

Ronaldo2 - Middlesbrough MFC

He dives to the left,
He fives to the right,
That boy Ronaldo,
He's fucking shite...

--

C:\2449.txt

Scruffy Scousers - Middlesbrough MFC

You are a scouser,
A dirty scouser,
Your're only happy on giro day,
Your mams out stealing,
Your dads drug dealing,
Please dont take my hubcaps away...

--

C:\2450.txt

Shall We Sing A Song For You - Middlesbrough MFC

Shall we sing,
Shall we sing,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you!!!

--

C:\2451.txt

Shearer - Middlesbrough MFC

Shearer, wherever u may be,
We're all glad u fucked your knee,
Bellamy was right,
You're fucking shite,
You won fuck all in black and white...

--

C:\2452.txt

Sing When Yer Skiing - Middlesbrough MFC

Sing when you're skiiing,
You only sing when you're skiiing,
Sing when you're skiiing,
You only sing when you're skiiiiiiiiiiiiiing...

--

C:\2453.txt

server error

--

C:\2454.txt

Stewart Downing - Middlesbrough MFC

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
That boy Downing,
Makes Ronaldo look shi*e...

--

C:\2455.txt

Stewy Downing On The wing - Middlesbrough MFC

Stewy, Stewy, Downing,
Stewy Downing on the wing,
Stewy, Stewy, Downing,
Stewy Downing on the wing..

--

C:\2456.txt

Stick Yer Bubbles - Middlesbrough MFC

You can stick yer fucking bubbles up yer arse,
You can stick yer fucking bubbles up yer arse,
You can stick yer fucking bubbles,
Stick yer fucking bubbles,
Stick yer fucking bubbles up yer arse...

--

C:\2457.txt

Teessiders - Middlesbrough MFC

T, T, Teessiders,
T, T, Teessiders,
T, T, Teessiders,
T, T, Teessiders,
T, T, Teessiders...

--

C:\2458.txt

Teesiders - Middlesbrough MFC

Boro, Boro, Boro,
We're the Teessiders from the north east,
We are the Ayresome reds,
We all get pi**ed out our heads,
We're the Teessiders from the north east...

--

C:\2459.txt

The Geordies Went To Rome - Middlesbrough MFC

The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope,
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope,
The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said.

Who's that team they call the Boro,
Who's that team we all adore,
Cos they play in red and white,
And they're fucking dynamite,
And we'll support the Boro evermore...

--

C:\2460.txt

The Pope Vs The Geordies - Middlesbrough MFC

All the smoggies went to Rome just to see the Pope,
All the smoggies went to Rome just to see the Pope,
All the smoggies went to Rome just to see the Pope and this is what he said,

Who's that team who think their class,
Who's that team that are really crap,
Coz they play in black and white and they're pretty shite,
And we'll support the Boro ever more...

Tee Tee Teessider Tee Tee Teessider...

--

C:\2461.txt

There's Only One Stevie Gibson - Middlesbrough MFC

One Stevie Gibson
There's Only One Stevie Gibson,
One Stevie Gibson,
There's Only One Stevie Gibson...

--

C:\2462.txt

Town Full Of Geordies - Middlesbrough MFC

Town full of Geordies,
You're just a town full of Geordies,
Town full of Geordies,
You're just a town full of Geordies...

--

C:\2463.txt

Town Full Of Rentboys - Middlesbrough MFC

Town full of rent boys,
You're just a town full of rentboys,
Town full of rent boys,
You're just a town full of rentboys...

--

C:\2464.txt

Tuncay - Middlesbrough MFC

Tuncay, Tuncay Sanli,
He's the greatest Turk in history...

--

C:\2465.txt

We Are Premier League - Middlesbrough MFC

We are Premier League,
I said we are Premier League,
We are Premier League,
I said we are Premier League,
We are Premier League,
I said we are Premier League...

--

C:\2466.txt

We Hate Sunderland - Middlesbrough MFC

We hate Sunderland la la la la la,
We hate Sunderland la la la la la la..

--

C:\2467.txt

We Love You Boro - Middlesbrough MFC

We love you Boro,
We do,
We love you Boro,
We do,
We love you Boro,
We do,
Oh Boro we love you...

--

C:\2468.txt

We're Boro - Middlesbrough MFC

We're Boro, we're barmy,
We're off our fucking heads,
We're Boro, we're barmy,
We're off our fucking heads...

--

C:\2469.txt

When The Reds Go Marching In - Middlesbrough MFC

Oh when the reds,
Oh when the reds,
Go marching in,
Go marching in,
Oh when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go marching in...

--

C:\2470.txt

When Southgate Went Up - Middlesbrough MFC

When Southgate Went Up,
To lift the Carling Cup,
We were there,
We were there..

--

C:\2471.txt

Who Are Ya - Middlesbrough MFC

Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya...

--

C:\2472.txt

Who The Fucking Hell Are You - Middlesbrough MFC

Who the fuck,
Who the fuck,
Who the fucking hell are you,
Who the fucking hell are you...

--

C:\2473.txt

Who's That Team We Call The Boro - Middlesbrough MFC

Who's that team we call the Boro,
Who's that team we all adore,
And we play in red and white,
And we're fucking dynomite,
And we'll support the Boro evermore...

--

C:\2474.txt

server error

--

C:\2475.txt

You Are My Boro - Middlesbrough MFC

You are my Boro,
My only Boro,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never notice,
How much I love you,
Please don't take,
My Boro away...

--

C:\2476.txt

Fuck 'em All - Millwall MFC

Fuck 'em all
Fuck 'em all,
United, West Ham, Liverpool,
Caus we are the Millwall and we are the best,
We are the Millwall so fuck all the rest...

--

C:\2477.txt

Hello Hello - Millwall MFC

Hello, hello,
We are the Millwall boys,
Hello, hello,
We are the Millwall boys,
And if you are a West Ham fan,
Surrender or you will die,
We all follow the Millwall...
(repeat)

--

C:\2478.txt

Let 'em Come - Millwall MFC

Let 'em come, Let 'em come, Let 'em come
Let 'em all come down to The Den
Let 'em come, Let 'em come, Let 'em come
We'll only have to beat 'em again
We're the best team in London
No, the best team of all
Everybody knows us
We're called Millwall

Let 'em come, Let 'em come, Let 'em come
Let 'em all come down to The Den
Let 'em all...... come down......... TO THE DEEEENNNNNNN

--

C:\2479.txt

Millwall, Millwall - Millwall MFC

Millwall, Millwall, Millwall, Millwall,
Millwall, Millwall, Millwall, Millwall,
Millwall, Millwall...

--

C:\2480.txt

Millwall, Millwall (slower) - Millwall MFC

Millwall, Millwall, Millwall, Millwall,
Millwall, Millwall, Millwall, Millwall,
Millwall, Millwall...

--

C:\2481.txt

Super Neil - Millwall MFC

Super. super Neil,
Super. super Neil,
Super. super Neil,
Super Neil Harris...

--

C:\2482.txt

Top Of The League - Millwall MFC

Top of the league,
You're having a laugh,
Top of the league,
You're having a laugh,
Top of the league,
You're having a laugh,
Top of the league,
You're having a laugh...

--

C:\2483.txt

We Are Millwall - Millwall MFC

We are Millwall,
We are Millwall,
We are Millwall, from the Den,
We are Millwall, super Millwall,
We are Millwall, from the Den

No one likes us, no one likes us,
No one likes us, we don't care,
We are Millwall, super Millwall,
We are Millwall, from the Den...

--

C:\2484.txt

Bouncebackability - MK Dons MKDFC

Bouncebackability la la la,
Bouncebackability la la la...

--

C:\2485.txt

Danny Oakins Is Our Mate - MK Dons MKDFC

Danny Oakins is our mate,
Is our mate,
Is our mate,
Danny Oakins is our mate,
He hates Palace...

--

C:\2486.txt

E I E I E I O - MK Dons MKDFC

E-I-E-I-E-I-O,
Up the football league we go,
Now we've got promotion,
This is what we sing,
We are MK We are MK,
Incey is our king!

--

C:\2487.txt

The Luton Family - MK Dons MKDFC

Your sister is your mother,
Your brother is your father,
You all fuck each other,
The Luton family...

--

C:\2488.txt

Milton Keynes Is Wonderful - MK Dons MKDFC

Oh Milton Keynes,
(Oh Milton Keynes),
Is wonderful,
(Is wonderful),
Oh Milton Keynes is wonderful,
It's full of tits fanny and wombles,
Oh Milton Keynes is wonderful...

--

C:\2489.txt

MK Army - MK Dons MKDFC

Martin Allen's MK army,
Martin Allen's MK army,
Martin Allen's MK army!!!

--

C:\2490.txt

Mk Army - MK Dons MKDFC

MK army, Ince, Ince, Ince, Ince,
MK army, Ince, Ince, Ince, Ince,
MK army, Ince, Ince, Ince, Ince,
MK army, Ince, Ince, Ince, Ince,
MK army, Ince, Ince, Ince, Ince...

--

C:\2491.txt

No One Likes Us - MK Dons MKDFC

We are MK,
We are MK,
We are MK Dons FC,
We are MK,
Super MK,
We are MK Dons FC...

No one likes us,
No one likes us,
No one likes us,
We don't care,
We are MK,
Super MK,
We are MK Dons FC...

[Repeat 2 times]

Then clapping...

--

C:\2492.txt

One Steve Palmer - MK Dons MKDFC

Theres only one Steve Palmer,
And he smokes Marijuana,
Walking along,
Smoking a bong,
Walking in a Palmer wonderland...

--

C:\2493.txt

We Hate Luton - MK Dons MKDFC

Oh we hate Luton,
And we hate Luton,
We hate Luton,
And we hate Luton,
We hate Luton,
And we hate Luton,
We are the Luton haters...

--

C:\2494.txt

You Can Stick Your Fuckin Cookbooks Up Your A*s - MK Dons MKDFC

You can stick your fuckin cookbooks up your arse,
You can stick your fuckin cookbooks up your arse,
You can stick your fuckin cookbooks,
Stick your fuckin cookbooks,
Stick your fuckin cookbooks up your arse...

--

C:\2495.txt

Ashley Bayes - Morecambe MFC

Sunday Monday Ashley Bayes,
Tuesday Wedsnesday Ashley Bayes,
Thursday Friday Ashley Bayes,
Saturday,
That's the day,
That Ashley plays in goal...

--

C:\2496.txt

Bring Me Sunshine - Morecambe MFC

Bring me sunshine in your smile,
Bring me laughter all a while,
In this world where we live there should be more happiness,
So much joy you can give to each brand new bright tomorrow,
Make me happy through the years never bring me any tears,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love.

Bring me sunshine in your eyes,
Bring me rainbows from the clear blue skies,
Life's too short to be spent having anything but fun,
We can be so content if we gather little sunbeams,
Be light hearted darlin' all day long,
Keep me singing a happy song,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love.

Bring me sunshine in your smile,
Bring me laughter all a while,
In this world where we live there should be more happiness,
So much joy you can give to each brand new bright tomorrow,
Make me happy through the years,
Never bring me any tears,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love

--

C:\2497.txt

Giant Axe - Morecambe MFC

Giant axe is falling down, falling down, falling down,
Giant axe is falling down, poor old city,

Build it up with red and white, red and white, red and white,
Built it up with red and white, poor old city.

--

C:\2498.txt

Glory Glory - Morecambe MFC

Glory glory Morecambe F.C.
Glory glory Morecambe F.C.
Glory glory Morecambe F.C.
And the reds go marchin on on on!!!

--

C:\2499.txt

Lancashire Is Wonderful - Morecambe MFC

Oh Lancashire, (Oh Lancashire),
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful),
Oh Lancashire is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny and Morecambe,
Oh Lancashire is wonderful...

--

C:\2500.txt

Scarlet Ribbon - Morecambe MFC

She wore,
She wore,
She wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked her why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for Morecambe F.C. and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Morecambe F.C. and we're going to Wembley!!!

--

C:\2501.txt

Stanley Fans - Morecambe MFC

All Stanley fans eat bananas with their feet,
You What,
Bananas with their feet,
You what,
Bananas with their feet,
You what...

--

C:\2502.txt

Is this the way to Stoke City - Morecambe MFC

Is this the way to the Stoke City,
You won't be there ain't that a pitty,
You'll still be playing Exeter City,
When Morecambe's in the football league,

Sha la la la la la lallala 'clap clap',
Sha la la la la la lallala 'clap clap',
Sha la la la la la lallala 'clap clap',
When Morecambe's in the football league...

--

C:\2503.txt

We Love You Morecambe - Morecambe MFC

We love you Morecambe, we do,
We love you Morecambe, we do,
We love you Morecambe, we do,
Oh Morecambe we love you!!!

--

C:\2504.txt

Barmy Army - Motherwell MFC

Terry Butcher's Barmy Army,
Terry Butcher's Barmy Army,
Terry Butcher's Barmy Army...

--

C:\2505.txt

Boom Boom Boom - Motherwell MFC

Boom, boom, boom,
Let me hear you say 'Well,
'Well...

--

C:\2506.txt

David Kelly - Motherwell MFC

Heey David Kelly Ooohhh aahh,
I wannna knooowwww when you score a goal,
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
Heey David Kelly Ooohhh aahh,
I want to knooowwww when you score a goal...

--

C:\2507.txt

Stuart Elliot - Motherwell MFC

Elliot Elliot Stuart Elliot,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
It's Stuart Elliot...

--

C:\2508.txt

I Was Born (Under A Well Flag) - Motherwell MFC

Do you know where hell is,
Hell is Easter Road,
Heaven is the Fir Park,
Where Hibees shit their load,
Oh I was born under a well flag,
A well, well flag...

--

C:\2509.txt

I've Been A Muffdiver For Many A Year - Motherwell MFC

Well I've been a muff diver for many a year,
I've spent all my money on muff divin' gear,
From goggles to flippers and oxygen tank,
If I can't have a muff dive I'll just have a wank,
And it's Motherwell, Motherwell F.C.,
Is by far the greatest team the World has ever seen...

--

C:\2510.txt

Joe Wark - Motherwell MFC

Joe Wark knew my father,
My father knew Joe Wark,
Joe Wark knew my father,
My father knew Joe Wark...

--

C:\2511.txt

Mark Brown - Motherwell MFC

Mark Brown,
Mark Brown,
Swing on the bar,
Mark Brown,
Swing on the bar...

--

C:\2512.txt

Motherwell Is Wonderful - Motherwell MFC

Oh Motherwell,
Is wonderful,
Oh Motherwell,
Is wonderful,
Its full of buckfast and Well fans,
Oh Motherwell is wonderful...

--

C:\2513.txt

Motherwell We Love You - Motherwell MFC

We hate Glasgow Rangers,
We hate Celtic too (there Shite),
We hate Heart of Midlothian,
But Motherwell we love you...

--

C:\2514.txt

Muff Divers - Motherwell MFC

Well I've been a muff diver for many a year,
I've spent all my money on muff divin' gear,
From goggles to flippers and oxygen tank,
If I can't have a muff dive I'll just have a wank,
And it's Motherwell, Motherwell F.C.,
Is by far the greatest team the World has ever seen...

--

C:\2515.txt

My Old Man (Said Be A 'Well Fan) - Motherwell MFC

My old man,
Said be a 'well fan,
And don't dilly dally on the way,
We took Pittodrie in half a minute,
We took the jungle with the Celtic in it,
Hatchets and hammers,
Stanleys and spanners,
We're the one who'll show you how to fight,
'Coz you'll never take the cross with the S.S in it,
So said my old man...

--

C:\2516.txt

Oh The Well Fans - Motherwell MFC

Oh the 'Well fans don't carry razors,
Oh the 'Well fans don't carry chains,
Oh the 'Well fans we just carry shot guns,
To blast out the Jam Tart brains...

--

C:\2517.txt

Pride Of Lanarkshire - Motherwell MFC

We're the pride,
We're the pride,
We're the pride of Lanarkshire,
We're the pride of Lanarkshire...

--

C:\2518.txt

Skippy - Motherwell MFC

Skippy, Skippy,
Do not Rush In,
If you get the ball you'll score a goal,
Skippy the bush kangaroo...

--

C:\2519.txt

Super Motherwell - Motherwell MFC

'Well, 'Well, Super 'Well,
'Well, 'Well, Super 'Well,
'Well, 'Well, Super 'Well,
Super Motherwell...

--

C:\2520.txt

Terry Was A Blue Nose - Motherwell MFC

Terry was a blue nose,
But we've cured him now,
Terry was a blue nose,
But we've cured him now na na na...

--

C:\2521.txt

1-0 down 4-1 up - Newcastle United NUFC

1-0 down 4-1 up,
Albert Luque wrapped it up,
With a knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone,
All the Mackems fucked off home...

--

C:\2522.txt

1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 - Newcastle United NUFC

1-0 down, 4-1 up,
At tha stadium of shite we fucked you up,
Knick knack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
P**s off mackems fuck off yem!!!

--

C:\2523.txt

50 Yrs - Newcastle United NUFC

50 years...we've won fuck all!
50 years...we've won fuck all!
(repeat until bored)

--

C:\2524.txt

Abra Kadabra (Claudio Cacapa) - Newcastle United NUFC

Abra, Abra Kadabra,
You''l never get past Cacapa...

--

C:\2525.txt

Adebayor - Newcastle United NUFC

Adebayor, Adebayoooor.
His da washes elephants.
His mam is a whooooore...

--

C:\2526.txt

Alan Smith - Newcastle United NUFC

Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith...

--

C:\2527.txt

Albert Luque - Newcastle United NUFC

When he's on the field,
And you need another goal,
When hes on the field,
He'll score the goal,
Becauses he's,
Albert, Albert Luque!

--

C:\2528.txt

Andy Reid Fatty - Newcastle United NUFC

Andy Reid plays on left wing,
He likes McDonald's and Burger King,
Andy Reid plays on left wing,
He likes McDonald's and Burger King...

--

C:\2529.txt

Anti-Niall Quinn - Newcastle United NUFC

Oh we'll hoy Niall Quinn into the Tyne,
We'll hoy Niall Quinn into the Tyne,
Aye we'll hoy Niall Quinn, I hope the t*at can't swim,
Oh we'll hoy Niall Quinn into the Tyne...

--

C:\2530.txt

Are You Shagging - Newcastle United NUFC

Are you shagging
Are you shagging
Are you shagging Elton john!!!!
Are you shagging Elton john!!!!

--

C:\2531.txt

Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? - Newcastle United NUFC

Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching big fat Sam,
Are you watching big fat Sam...

--

C:\2532.txt

Argentina - Newcastle United NUFC

Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!

--

C:\2533.txt

server error

--

C:\2534.txt

Ashley Out - Newcastle United NUFC

We want Ashley out,
Say we want Ashley out...

--

C:\2535.txt

Attack - Newcastle United NUFC

Attack, Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
Attack,
Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
Attack,
Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
Attack...

--

C:\2536.txt

Big Sam's Barmy Army - Newcastle United NUFC

Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army...

--

C:\2537.txt

Blaydon Races (chorus only) - Newcastle United NUFC

I went to Blaydon Races,
Twas on the 9th of June,
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two,
On a Summers Afternoon,
I took the bus from Balmbras,
And she was heavy laden,
Away we went along Collingwood Street,
That's on the Road to Blaydon,

Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin,
Passing the folks along the road,
And all of them were starin,
All the lads and lasses there,
They all had smilin faces,
Gannin along the Scotswood Road,
To see the Blaydon Races...

--

C:\2538.txt

Boro Stayed At Home - Newcastle United NUFC

Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele...
(repeat)

--

C:\2539.txt

Boro vs Sevilla - Newcastle United NUFC

Geordies at home supporting Sevilla,
Boro away getting hammered 4-0...

--

C:\2540.txt

Can We Play You Every Week - Newcastle United NUFC

Can we play you,
Can we play you,
Can we play you every week,
Can we play you every week...

--

C:\2541.txt

Charles N'Zogbia - Newcastle United NUFC

Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la,
Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la,
Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la,
Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la..

--

C:\2542.txt

Charlie - Newcastle United NUFC

Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Nzogbiaaaaaaa,
He's fast as fuck , he's fast as f*********k!

--

C:\2543.txt

Cheer Up Roy Keane - Newcastle United NUFC

Cheer up Roy Keane,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad mackems bastard,
And a shit football team...

--

C:\2544.txt

Chopra Are You Listening? - Newcastle United NUFC

Michael Chopra,
Are you listenting?
You scored a goal,
Down in Sunderland.
Your not welcome home,
You sold your sole,
Now your just a mackem arsehole!

--

C:\2545.txt

Chopra Is A Mackem - Newcastle United NUFC

Chopra is a mackem,
Chopra is a mackem,
Na na na na,
Na na na na...

--

C:\2546.txt

(Clap) Geordies - Newcastle United NUFC

Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,)...
(repeat)

--

C:\2547.txt

Claudio Cacapa - Newcastle United NUFC

We've got Claudio Cacapa,
He's not from ianapa..
He's from Brazil
He's fucking Brill!

--

C:\2548.txt

Cock Of The North - Newcastle United NUFC

We are the Geordies,
The cock of the north,
We all hate sunderland and boro of course,
We all drink whiskey and newcastle broon,
The Geordie boys are in town...

--

C:\2549.txt

Coloccini - Newcastle United NUFC

He's Argentine clears off the line,
Colo, Colo,
Handles strikers all the time,
Colo, Colo,
La Coruna, Villarreal,
Atletico Madrid and Newcastle,
Now Coloccini Newcastle centre back,
Nanananananana...

--

C:\2550.txt

Could Have Been Born A Mackem - Newcastle United NUFC

My mother killed herself when i was only 2 years old,
Father ran up to see with a broken toe,
Me sister is a prostitute,
Me brother's doin life in jail,
Still it could have been worse,
I could have been born a mackem...

--

C:\2551.txt

Crap - Andy Reid - Newcastle United NUFC

He's big,
He's fat,
He is fucking crap,
Andy Reid! Andy Reid..

--

C:\2552.txt

David Ginola - Newcastle United NUFC

Yes we are the world's most passionate fans,
And we look real cool 'cos the Geordies rule with,
Ginola La-la-la Ginola La-la-la Ginola,
He'll score us a goal-a!!!

--

C:\2553.txt

Do The Ameobi - Newcastle United NUFC

You Put Your Left Foot In,
Your Right Foot Out,
In Out, In Out And Shake It All About,
You Do The Ameobi And You Turn Around,
That's What It's All About,
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Knees Bent, Arms Stretched,
Ra! Ra! Ra!

--

C:\2554.txt

Don't Stop Beardsley - Newcastle United NUFC

Don't stop Peter Beardsley,
He's the one who drives me crazy,
Dribble, Dribble! Dribble, Dribble!

--

C:\2555.txt

Don't Want To Go Home - Newcastle United NUFC

(Duh duh-duh,
Duh duh-duh,
Duh duh-duh,
Duh duh duh.)
So come on you Geordies sing.
We know we're gonna win.
Geordie Boys will drink wherever we go.
(Wherever We Go!)
Don't Wan't to go home.
Don't want to go hooo-ooome!
This is the best trip,
I've ever been on.

--

C:\2556.txt

Down Like Joey - Newcastle United NUFC

You're going down like Joey Barton!
You're going down like Joey Barton!
Going down like Joey Baaarton!
You're going down like Joey Baaarton!

--

C:\2557.txt

Drinks Up - Newcastle United NUFC

Drinks up, if you love the Toon,
Drinks up, if you love the Toon,
Drinks up, if you love the Toon,
Drinks up, if you love the Toon...
(lift your beer up in the air)

--

C:\2558.txt

Drunk And Disorderly - Newcastle United NUFC

Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we will drink wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly,
I was drunk last night
I was drunk the night before,
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before,
Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly..

--

C:\2559.txt

E-I-E-I-E-I-O - Newcastle United NUFC

E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the Premier League we go
When we get to Europe, this is what we'll sing
We are the Geordies, Super Geordies
Keegan is our king

--

C:\2560.txt

EI-EI-E-I-O - Newcastle United NUFC

EI-EI-E-I-O
Up the Premier League we go,
When we get to Europe,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Geordies, super Geordies,
Roeder is our King..

--

C:\2561.txt

Empty Seats - Newcastle United NUFC

They're here,
They're there,
They're every fucking where,
Empty seats,
Empty seats...

They're here,
They're there,
They're every fucking where,
Empty seats,
Empty sea


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