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and e Lyr Add: PG13 Football Terrace Chant Soccer Songs (20) RE: Lyr Add: PG13 Football Terrace Chant Soccer Songs 09 Nov 08


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C:\2167.txt

Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) - Man United MUFC

Hark now hear, United sing,
The scousers run away,
And we will fight for evermore,
Because of Boxing Day.

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C:\2168.txt

Have You Ever Won The Treble? - Man United MUFC

Have you ever won the treble?
Have you fuck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Have you fuck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble? Have you fuck!

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C:\2169.txt

Hawaii 5-0 (The Salughter Of Man City) - Man United MUFC

Hawaii 5-0.

It was the 10th of November 1994,
We all remember an historic score,
Kanchelskis helped himself to 3,
Eric Cantona and Hughsie,
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

And in the re-match, down at Maine Rd,
Ince scored the first goal, I shot my load!
Kanchelskis scored the 2nd goal,
And the 3rd was scored by Andy Cole,
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

The Bitter Blue fans, were full of hate
They couldn't handle, the 8-0 aggregate,
Bryan Robson was close to tears,
They haven't won fuck all for 32 years
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

Na na na na na na, na na na na na
etc

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C:\2170.txt

He Gave Giggsy The Ball - Man United MUFC

Viera - oh, oh, oh,
Viera - oh, oh, oh
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won fuck all...

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C:\2171.txt

He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney - Man United MUFC

I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me he saw the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

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C:\2172.txt

He Made The Scousers Cry - Man United MUFC

Diego - woo oh oh oh,
Diego - woo oh oh oh,
He came from Uruguay,
He made the Scousers cry!

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C:\2173.txt

Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) - Man United MUFC

(To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain')

Gabriel Heinze was a scouser in disguise,
Oh that Heinze was a scouser in disguise,
But Fergie said to him no more,
And showed the greedy cunt the door,
Coz he was just a filthy Scouser in disguise...

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C:\2174.txt

Hello, Hello We Are The Busby.. - Man United MUFC

Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
And if you are a city fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United!

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C:\2175.txt

Hello Johnny Carey - Man United MUFC

Hello Johnny Carey you can hear the girls all cry,
Hello Johnny Carey you're the apple of my eye,
You're a decent boy from Ireland there is no-one can deny,
You're a harem scarum devil-may-careum decent Irish boy...

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C:\2176.txt

He's An Argy, We Don't Care - Man United MUFC

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
He's got style but no hair,
He's an Argy, we don't care.

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
And the joy will never end ,
Cos Juan will skin them once again.

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C:\2177.txt

He's Big, He's Red - Man United MUFC

He's big,
He's red,
He's shit cause Gerrard said,
It's Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch...

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C:\2178.txt

He's Only A Poor Little Scouser - Man United MUFC

He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore...

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C:\2179.txt

He's Red, He's White, - Man United MUFC

He's red he's white,
He knew Leeds were shite,
Cantona, Cantona...

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C:\2180.txt

server error

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C:\2181.txt

His Name Is Rio - Man United MUFC

His name is Rio and he dances on the grass,
Don't take the ball from him he'll kick your fuckin ass

(to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran)

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C:\2182.txt

His Name Was Big Jim Holton - Man United MUFC

Born in Lesmahagow in 1951,
He grew tall and he grew handsome,
In that wee old Scottish town,
He left Bonny Scotland,
For West Brom and Shrewsbury Town,
And the day that he'll remember,
Is when Tommy Docherty came to town.

For he bought him for eighty thousand,
And brought him home to us,
And now he's the finest,
Of Scottish centre-half's,
He stands six-foot-two,
His eyes are shining blue,
There isn't a single forward,
He doesn't put the fright into,
For he's more than just a player,
He plays with all his heart,
His name was Big Jim Holton,
He was United's centre-half.

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C:\2183.txt

Hollow, Hollow - Man United MUFC

Hollow, Hollow, Hollow,
Chelsea's success is fucking hollow,
All the money they took,
From that big Russian crook,
And they'll never win 3 in a row!

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C:\2184.txt

Hollow Hollow Hollow - Man United MUFC

Hollow, hollow, hollow!
City's defence is hollow!
Hollow hollow hollow!
City's defence is hollooooooow

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C:\2185.txt

I See The Stretford End Arising - Man United MUFC

I see the Stretford End arising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don't go out tonight,
Unless you're red and white,
I see there's trouble on the way...

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C:\2186.txt

I Was Born In The Stretford End - Man United MUFC

I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Boots are made for bootin',
Scarves are made to wave,
If you see a City fan,
You put him in his grave.

I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Do you know where hell is?
Hell is at Maine Road,
Heaven's when United go there,
To score a load of goals.

I was born under the Stretford End,
Georgie was made to dribble,
Bobby was made to pass,
Denis was there to stick one in,
We've scored a goal at last.

I was born in the Stretford End,
The Stretford, Stretford End.

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C:\2187.txt

I Would Walk 500 Miles... - Man United MUFC

I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more,
To see the face of Mourinho,
When the famous Man united score!

da da da da da da da da....

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C:\2188.txt

I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing - Man United MUFC

I'd like to teach the world to sing just like the Stretford End,
We've Alex Stepney in the goal,
And Denis is the King,
Our super star is Georgie Best,
And Willie on the wing,
Forget man city 'cause they are shite,
United are the team.
United, United, United, United...

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C:\2189.txt

If I Die In The Kippax Street - Man United MUFC

If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
'Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I'll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

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C:\2190.txt

If The Reds Should Play - Man United MUFC

If the Reds should play, in Rome or Mandalay,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes, if the Reds shold play, in Rome or Mandalay,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we will fight, fight, fight with all our might,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we will fight, fight, fight with all our might
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as fuckin skunks,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as fuckin skunks,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
We won't be there,
We won't be there,
And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
Tell the boys we won't be there...

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C:\2191.txt

If You All Hate Scousers - Man United MUFC

If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
all hate scousers, clap your hands...
[clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,- continue clappiing for as long as possible, after clapping has stopped, start clapping again louder].

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C:\2192.txt

If You Come From Manchester - Man United MUFC

If you come from Manchester your sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
well if you think that this is true your nothing but a fool,
cause' in the town of Manchester
Man United rule,

Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la...

You can stick your Bayern Munich, Juventus, Ajax too,
There's only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They're gonna beat United like once upon a time,
They're gonna conquer Europe like they did in '69.

Last game of the season just turned half past four.
City playing Luton heading for a draw.
Pleat sent on his substitute to see what he could do.
He put the ball in city's net and in Division Two.

Super Kevin Keegan he said I will love it,
When we beat United but we know he's talking shit,
He walked out on Newcastle he walked on England too,
Then he walked on City he's a dirty fucking blue.

In the year 2007 it was always meant to be,
Psycho Stuart Pearce was on the march to Wemberley
But they got beat at Blackburn, another year of hurt,
And all the City fans sang you're not fit to wear the shirt.

Sven Goran Ericksson, and Shinawatra too
Were out to conquer Europe in City's laser blue,
United were much bigger, but not anymore,
Cos City are so massive, they're the pride of Singapore.

With Shinawatra's millions their better than before,
The bitter blues are going on a European Tour,
Their full of optimism, they'll never lose a game,
And when it comes to next year theyll be saying it all again!

Now they've got Sparky he's gonna send them down,
Next month they'll be shouting "Hughesy out!" around Town,
United fans are gutted their legends at city,
In years to come he'll still be there but in Division 3.

Since shiniwatra fucked off, the blues are on the rise
Thier massive fans cant handle what they see before thier eyes
Thier limmitations endless, their prospects have no end
Man united copy whilst city set the trend

Along came the Arabs to buy them Berbatov,
But then he joined United, it really pissed them off.
Their gona sign Ronaldo and Kaka in January,
But we'll be laughing soon when they make it thirty-three

Sha La La La Summerbee or so the saying goes,
City's outside right with a big fat hairy nose,
He runs along the wing and does a little twirl,
And curtsies at the corner flag just like a little girl.

His name is Denis Law and he's the leader of our team,
The finest football team that the world has ever seen,
Her name is Man United their the boys that play in red,
And when we win the league this year remember what we said.

We are the boys from Old Trafford United is our Team,
Denis Law's our Leader Georgie Best is on the wing,
David Herd 's our goal scorer, Charlton's Inside Right,
In fact we are the greatest we are the boys in Red and White!

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C:\2193.txt

If You Know Your History - Man United MUFC

Hail! Hail! The Reds are here,
What the hell do we care? What the hell do we care?
Hail! Hail! The Reds are here,
What the hell do we care now?

For it's a grand old team to play for,
And it's a grand old team to see,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woah-oh...

We don't care what the City fans say,
What the hell do we care?
All we know is there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there

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C:\2194.txt

If You Support Leeds United - Man United MUFC

If you follow Leeds United,
Then you must be fuckin' scum.
If you follow Leeds United,
Then you must be fuckin' scum.

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C:\2195.txt

If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die - Man United MUFC

If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You should keep the red flag flying high.
You should wear a red bonnet,
With fuck the scousers on it.,
If you want to go to heaven when you die.

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C:\2196.txt

If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die - Man United MUFC

If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the Red Flag flying high,
Get yourself a red bonnet,
And put 'Fuck the Scousers' on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die...

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C:\2197.txt

I'm A Stretford Ender - Man United MUFC

I'm a Stretford Ender,
I'm a Stretford Ender,
From Manchester way,
I've spent all my money on watching them play,
I may be a wage slave on Monday,
But I watch United when they play.

I've been down to Norwich,
And Bristol and Ipswich,
I've hitched to Southampton as well,
I've been stranded in Dingwall,
For United's football,
And many more places I can tell,
My scarf it has oft been my pillow,
And railway stations my bed,
But sooner than part from United,
I think I would rather be dead.

I'm a Stretford Ender,
I'm a Stretford Ender,
From Manchester way,
I've spent all my money on watching them play,
I may be a wage slave on Monday,
But I watch United when they play.

I once courted a maid,
A spot-welder by trade,
Who was fair as a goal by the King,
And the gold of her hair
Matched Bobby Charlton's pair
In that European Cup Final of which we sing.
On the day that we should have been married,
I went to Old Trafford instead,
For sooner than part from United,
I think I would rather be dead.

I'm a Stretford Ender,
I'm a Stretford Ender,
From Manchester way,
I've spent all my money on watching them play,
I may be a wage slave on Monday,
But I watch United when they play.

The game had just ended,
And as I descended,
The steps of the Old Kippax Stand,
Into Kippax Street,
Who should we meet,
Those blue bastards we hate and can't stand,
The battle was fast and was furious,
And a bottle hit me on the head,
But sooner than part from United,
I think I would rather be dead.

I'm a Stretford Ender,
I'm a Stretford Ender,
From Manchester way,
I've spent all my money on watching them play,
I may be a wage slave on Monday,
But I watch United when they play.

So I go where I will,
Over land sea and hill,
To wherever the Busby Babes play,
And I wear my black tunic,
In the memory of Munich,
And the Martyrs that died on that day,
I've seen them the Champions of Europe,
And into Division Two instead,
But sooner than part from United,
I think I would rather be dead.

I'm a Stretford Ender,
I'm a Stretford Ender,
From Manchester way,
I've spent all my money on watching them play,
I may be a wage slave on Monday,
But I watch United when they play.

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C:\2198.txt

In Moscow We Made It 3 - Man United MUFC

Que sera sera,
Whatever will be' will be,
In moscow we made it 3,
Que sera sera...

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C:\2199.txt

In The Dark Streets Of Belfast - Man United MUFC

One day in the dark streets of Belfast,
A young man was born too soon,
For had he been born today boys,
This game would know no gloom

For he stood only 5 feet 8 inches,
He weighed only 8 stone,
By day he played with his friends there,
By night he played on his own.

Then early one morning a letter,
Arrived in the post at his home,
Will your son please board the ferry,
From Ireland to England alone

So a young man arrived at Old Trafford
Prepared to give his all,
But England's a long way from Belfast,
And the Emerald Isles did call

It took all of Matt Busby's persuasion,
To make him come back for the test,
For he knew that he'd found a genius,
Who was so far ahead of the rest

He could run at the speed of a greyhound,
Turn on a sixpence and shoot,
Dribble his way through a minefield,
While still only wearing one boot

His playing brought crowds by their thousands,
His antics attack from the press,
But they still had to bow down in tribute,
And acknowledge true genius George Best

So break open a bottle of bubbly,
and look back not with sadness but joy,
Raise a glass to the Genius Georgie
Farewell to the Belfast Boy.

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C:\2200.txt

In The Doorway Of An Anfield Precinct - Man United MUFC

In the doorway of an Anfield precinct,
Lying in the pouring rain,
Laid a mutilated body of a Man U bootboy,
Blood pouring from his brain,
And, as he laid there dying,
With a bullet in his head,
He lifted one arm in victory,
And this is what he said.....
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE...

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C:\2201.txt

In The Liverpool Slums - Man United MUFC

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums.

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C:\2202.txt

Ireland Wears A Wig - Man United MUFC

His Nans not dead he just forgot,
One week he's bald the next he's not,
He always lies this is true,
He's just a typical fucking blue,

We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig,
Ireland wears a wig,
Ireland wears a wig,
We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig,
Ireland wears a wig,
Ireland wears a wig,

He wears a wig, he wears a wig,
He wears a wig, he wears a wig,
He wears a wig, he wears a wig,
He wears a wig, he wears a wig,

We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig.. etc...

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C:\2203.txt

It Was A Sunny Day - Man United MUFC

It was a sunny day at Wembley,
In the merry month of May,
All the Scouse bastards thought that they were fuckin' great,
They said come on you Manc bastards,
We're gonna win the cup,
And out popped Jimmy Greenhoff,
And fucked their treble up!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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C:\2204.txt

It Was In The Kop - Man United MUFC

It was in the Kop that we took the fucking lot,
There was scousers laid all over as the Stretford End took over,
And we made them sing Denis Law he is the king,
And we wore our boots and braces and we slashed them with our razors,
na na na na na...

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C:\2205.txt

It Was On A Famous Saturday - Man United MUFC

It was on a famous Saturday they met the Busby Boys,
A Saturday afternoon.
We came across some Liverpool fans,
Singing Liverpool songs,
They sang You'll Never Walk Alone,
They made a terrible noise.
We chased them up Picadilly,
We chased them down Deansgate (Deansgate),
We made them sing Denis Law's our king,
And fuck Bill Shankley's boys,
And fuck Bill Shankley's boys.

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C:\2206.txt

Jaap Stam - Man United MUFC

Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutchman,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick and he'll make you look a dick,
Yip Yap Jaap Stam...

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C:\2207.txt

Mourihno's Dog - Man United MUFC

Mourinihoo are you listerning,
We hear your dogs gone missing,
We heard it bark so we gave it to Park,
Warling in a stir fry wonderland...

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C:\2208.txt

server error

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C:\2209.txt

Jingle Bells (Scouse Version) - Man United MUFC

Jingle bells,
Toshack smells,
Emlyn is a queer,
Kevin Keegan's got VD,
And the Kop's got gonorrhea!

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C:\2210.txt

Jose's Dog - Man United MUFC

Jose, wherever you may be,
Ji Sung Park ate your dog for tea,
You won fuck all and your dog is dead,
Why don't you get a cat instead...

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C:\2211.txt

Juan Veron - Man United MUFC

Juan Ve-ron, Ve-ron, Ve-ron,
Juan Se-bast-ien Veroooon,
Juan Ve-ron, Ve-ron, Ve-ron,
Juan Se-bast-ien Veroooon,
Juan Se-bast-ien Veroooon,
Juan Se-bast-ien Veroooon,
Juan Se-bast-ien Veroooon,
etc...

(Further on its goes, the higher the pitch)

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C:\2212.txt

Juan Veron Ron Ron - Man United MUFC

Juan Veron ron ron,
Gets the ball and then hes gone,
Juan Veron ron ron,
Gets the ball and then hes gone,
To the left and to te right,
Didnt go to Leeds cos theyre shite,
Juan Veron ron ron,
The Argentinian delight....

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C:\2213.txt

Justice For Heysel - Man United MUFC

Justice for Heysel,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Justice for Heysel...
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

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C:\2214.txt

Kevin Keegan - Man United MUFC

Cheer up Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad geordie bastard,
And a shite football team....

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C:\2215.txt

Cantona, Cantona, he is now a red - Man United MUFC

Cantona, Cantona, he is now a red,
Cantona, left the sheep for dead,
Cantona, he came he left the fucking scum,
Cantona, Cantona, Cantona...

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C:\2216.txt

Who Do You Think You Are Kidding - Man United MUFC

Who do you think you are kidding Avram Grant,
If you think you will win the league.
We are the boys that will stop your little game,
We are the boys that will win the league again...

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C:\2217.txt

Kick 'Em All - Man United MUFC

Kick 'em all,
Kick 'em all,
Come on you Reds kick 'em all,
If you see any blue shit,
Then fucking well boot it,
And come on you reds kick 'em all!

Kick 'em all,
Kick 'em all,
The big, the tall and the small,
If you see any Blue shit,
Then fuckin' well boot it,
C'mon you reds kick em all!

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C:\2218.txt

Laugh At England - Man United MUFC

Lets all laugh at England,
Lets all laugh at England,
Ha ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ha

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C:\2219.txt

Lee Bummed Bell - Man United MUFC

Lee bummed Bell, Bell bummed Lee,
Lee and Bell bummed Summerbee,
With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone,
Why don't city fuck off home.

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C:\2220.txt

Leeds Are Going Down - Man United MUFC

Leeds are goin' down and they're goin' fuckin bust,
Goin fuckin bust,
Goin fuckin bust.
Leeds are goin' down and they're goin' fuckin bust,
Goin fuckin bust,
Goin fuckin bust.

They're goin' bust,
They're goin' bust,
They're goin' bu-huh-ust,
They're going bust.
Leeds are goin' down and they're goin' fuckin bust,
Goin fuckin bust,
Goin fuckin bust...

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C:\2221.txt

Leeds Are Our Feeder Club, - Man United MUFC

Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club...

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C:\2222.txt

Leeds Are Our Feeder Club - Man United MUFC

Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club.
Leeds are our feeder club.
Leeds are our feeder club!

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C:\2223.txt

Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place - Man United MUFC

Now, Leeds as a city's a mighty fine place,
But the fans and the team are a fucking disgrace,
With Bremner and Reaney and Lorimer too,
With their hands down their shorts they've got fuck-all to do.

They sing about Munich, they scream and they shout,
They talk about things they know fuck-all about,
In my opinion the Leeds scum should be,
Shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri.

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C:\2224.txt

Let It Be - Man United MUFC

Let it be,
Let it be,
Oh Mourinho can't you see,
Three league titles in a row,
Just can't be...

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C:\2225.txt

Lets All Laugh At City - Man United MUFC

Lets all laugh at City,
Lets all laugh at City,
Ha ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ha,
Lets all laugh at City,
Lets all laugh at City,
Ha ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ha...

--

C:\2226.txt

Liverpool Slums - Man United MUFC

In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit in the hallway and piss in the bath,
You f**ger your granny and think it's a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums…

--

C:\2227.txt

Louis Saha - Man United MUFC

Louis Saha,
Louis Saha,
Wa Hey Hey,
Louis Saha...

--

C:\2228.txt

Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die - Man United MUFC

He's gonna die,
He's gonna die,
Malcolm Glazer's gonna die,
How we kill him I don't know,
Cut him up from head to toe,
All I know is Glazer's gonna die.

--

C:\2229.txt

Mambo United - Man United MUFC

A little bit of Anderson in our lives,
A little bit of Giggsy down the sides,
A little bit of Scholes what we need,
A little bit of Ronaldo with his speed,
A little bit of Ferdinand in defence,
A little bit of Tevez he's immense,
A little bit of singing from the fans
A little bit of Rooney he's our man!

--

C:\2230.txt

Man City's Gonna Die - Man United MUFC

They're gonna die,
They're gonna die,
Man City's gonna die,
How we'll kill them I don't know,
Cut them up from head to toe,
All I know is City are gonna die.

--

C:\2231.txt

Manchester - Man United MUFC

Manchester,Manchester, Manchester,
Manchester, Manchester, Manchester,
Manchester, Manchester, Manchester,
Manchester,
Manchester!

--

C:\2232.txt

Manchester Is Wonderful - Man United MUFC

Oh Manchester,
(Oh Manchester),
Is wonderful,
(Is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of tit's, fanny and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful...

--

C:\2233.txt

Manchester United Have Won The Fucking Lot - Man United MUFC

Preston won the double,
Then Villa did it too,
Liverpool and Tottenham,
And Arsenal made it two,
They thought they were so special,
But now they know they're not,
'Cos Manchester United,
Have won the fucking lot!

--

C:\2234.txt

Manchester United The Greatest Of All - Man United MUFC

Some speak of Man City and Bolton aswell,
Of Oldham and Bury,
I`ve also heard tell,
But the team to remember,
The team to recall,
Is Manchester United the greatest of all...

We went down to Wembley one fine day in May,
With all our supporters so loyal and gay,
And when it was over and when it was done,
We`d beaten Benfica by four goals to one...

The first was Bobby, he outjumped the rest,
The second was scored by a wee Georgie Best,
The crowd they all chanted,but i never did,
the third goal was scored by a young Brian Kidd,
The crowd they all chanted,they chanted for more,
So Bobby obliged by making it four...

But the team to remember,
The team to recall,

IS MANCHESTER UNITED THE GREATEST OF ALL

--

C:\2235.txt

Matchtalk Cats And Dogs - Man United MUFC

(Chorus)
We battered scousers, Geordies, Cockneys, Brummies too (and the ICF),
For we are the famous scoreboard paddock crew,
So we will get off those trains and wait,
Outside those shed end gates,
And batter one armed Babs and his harmless little few

With doc martens on our feet
We marched into the Kippax Street,
Claiming that our King was Denis Law,
He once stood infront of the Stretford End,
Scoring goals that sent us around the bend,
But Denis doesnt play here anymore.

(chorus)

The football league was boring us,
When Europe started calling us,
They said come on over and show us all your ways,
Tell us all about your rucks,
You drive around in transit trucks,
Tell us of the battle of St. Etienne

(chorus)

You gave us joy of the Busby Babes,
Then Bestie came and he amazed,
And Denis Law was the King of the Stretford End,
I'd play football in my local street,
Cos i loved what you did with it at your feet,
The boots you wore had all seen better days.

(chorus)

--

C:\2236.txt

Matt Busby's Ace's - Man United MUFC

Oh, me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us winning,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's aces...

--

C:\2237.txt

Maybe It's Because I'm From Manchester - Man United MUFC

Maybe it's because I'm from Manchester,
That I love United so,
Maybe it's because I'm from Manchester,
That I follow them wherever they go,
I get a funny feeling inside of me,
When I see George Best score,
So, maybe it's because I'm from Manchester,
Where the King is Denis Law...

--

C:\2238.txt

Michael Carrick - Man United MUFC

He can pass ,tackle,head.
Michael Carrick is a Red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas...
You're not fit to wipe his *ss...

--

C:\2239.txt

Molly Malone - Man United MUFC

In Salford's fair City,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
Where she wheeled her wheel barrow,
In the streets broad and narrow,
Singing - M.U. M.U.F. M.U.F.C OK...

--

C:\2240.txt

Moscow - Man United MUFC

Man U are going to Moscow,
Liverpool are going to Tesco,
Lalala, lalalala...
(repeat above 2 lines)

--

C:\2241.txt

Mourinho Are You Listening - Man United MUFC

Mourinho are you listening,
Can you keep our trophy glistenin'?,
We'll be back in May,
To take it away,
Walking in a Fergie wonderland!

--

C:\2242.txt

Mourinho Are You Listening - Man United MUFC

Mourinho are you listening,
We know your dog went missing,
We heard him bark,
And gave him to Park,
Eating in a stir fry wonderland...

--

C:\2243.txt

Mourinho Are You Watching... - Man United MUFC

Mourinho are you watching,
We're gonna take some fucking catching,
We're five points in front,
You portugese cunt,
Walking in a Fergie wonderland...

--

C:\2244.txt

Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) - Man United MUFC

Mourinnhoooooo, are ya listening,
Thanks for keeping our trophy glistening,
You were never in front,
You Portugese C**t,
Walking in a Fergie wonderland...

--

C:\2245.txt

MUFC - Man United MUFC

MU..MUF..MUFC..OK

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C:\2246.txt

My Old Man - Man United MUFC

My old man said be a City fan,
And I said ballocks you're a cunt,
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the City bastards how to fight (How to fight),
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan,
Altogether now...

--

C:\2247.txt

Na Na Keano - Man United MUFC

Naaaa, na, na, na, na, na, naaaa,
Na, na, na, naaaaa, Keanooooo!

--

C:\2248.txt

Nani Of Mufc - Man United MUFC

Nani, Nani, Naniiii,
Oh he's Nani of MUFC,
He comes from Portugal,
He's gonna score us a goal,
Oh he's Nani of MUFC

--

C:\2249.txt

Nani Song - Man United MUFC

Nani,
Nani,
he is a big buy Nani,
Nani,
he made the scouser's cry,
Nani,
Nani he made the scousers weep,
Nani,
Nani but he was only half asleep Nani,
Nani!

--

C:\2250.txt

Nemanja Vidic - Man United MUFC

He's a maneater,
He will eat you up and throw the bones,
He's a maneater,
Don't go near him he will twat you,
He can take players out all we need to do is shout...

--

C:\2251.txt

Nemanja Vidic - Man United MUFC

He knows when you are shit,
He knows when you are class,
Lille better watch their backs
Or they'll be eating grass,
Nemanja Vidic is coming to town...

He loves to play in derbies,
He loves to play Chelsea,
The only team he doesnt like is Lille OSC.

When they come to Old Trafford,
He will be ready for his tea,
United fans will be throwing objects at LOSC like they did to Gazza.

If you call him fat,
He will eat your cat,
If you call him gay,
You won't live another day,
Nemanja Vidic is coming too town...

--

C:\2252.txt

Neville - Man United MUFC

Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad...

--

C:\2253.txt

Nine Times - Man United MUFC

We've won it nine times,
We've won it nine times,
We won the premier league,
You've won it no times...

--

C:\2254.txt

Hollow Hollow Hollow - Man United MUFC

Hollow, hollow, hollow,
Chelsea's success is fucking hollow,
All the money it took,
Off that big russian crook,
But they'll never win three in a row...

--

C:\2255.txt

Nobody Knows Your Name - Man United MUFC

City -
Manchester City
Nobodys heard of your name....

--

C:\2256.txt

North Stand, Give Us A Song - Man United MUFC

North Stand,
Give us a Song,
North Stand,
North Stand,
Give Us A Song,
North Stand,
Give us a Song...
[repeat]

--

C:\2257.txt

Nothing You Can Do (Ronaldo) - Man United MUFC

There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo, Ronaldooo,
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo, Ronaldooo
Well he may not be a movie star,
But he wears number 7 like,
CANTONA,
So there's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldoooo

--

C:\2258.txt

O Ashley Cole - Man United MUFC

OOOOOOO Ashley Cole,
What a fuckin ar**hole,
What a fuckin ar**hole,
What a fuckin ar**hole...

--

C:\2259.txt

Ob-La-Di, European Champions - Man United MUFC

Bobby gets the ball upon the centre-spot,
He knocks it out to Georgie on the wing,
Goergie beats his man and then puts in a cross,
For Dennis Law, and it's a goal, and he's the king.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Now, Keano gets the ball upon the centre-spot,
He knocks it out to Ryan on the wing,
Ryan beats his man and then puts in a cross,
For Andy Cole, and it's a goal, and he's the king.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

(Chorus only sung nowadays)

--

C:\2260.txt

Oh Andy Cole - Man United MUFC

Oooh Andy Cooooole,
Andy Andy Andy Cooole
Andy Andy Andy Cooole
Andy Andy Andy Cooole.

--

C:\2261.txt

Oh Owen Hargreaves - Man United MUFC

A classic from Moscow, which won't get out of your head all through the close season...

To the tune of "You're just too good to be true"

Ohh Owen Hargreaves you are the love of my life
Ohh Owen Hargreaves I'd let you shag my wife
Ohh Owen Hargreaves I want curly hair too....

...repeat...until our next Double!

--

C:\2262.txt

Oh We Hate Bill Shankly - Man United MUFC

Oh we hate Bill Shankly and we hate St. John,
But most of all we hate Big Ron,
And we'll fight those Koppites one by one,
And we'll throw them in the River Mersey,
So to hell with Liverpool and Everton,
We'll throw them all in the Mersey,
And we'll fight fight fight with all our might,
For the boys in the Red and While jerseys.

--

C:\2263.txt

Ohhh Manchester!... - Man United MUFC

Oh Manchester (oh Manchester),
Is wonderful (is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fanny and United!
Oh Manchester is wonderful!

Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside),
Is full of shit (is full of shit),
Oh Merseyside is full of shit,
Its full of shit, shit and more shit,
Oh Merseyside is full of shit.

Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road),
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep),
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
Its full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP!

Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd),
Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc),
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc,
He fucked up Leeds United,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc!

The Council House (the Council House),
Is Never Full (is Never Full),
The Council House Is Never Full,
Unless they play Man United,
The Council House is never full!

The San Siro (the San Siro),
Is Never Full (is Never Full),
The San Siro Is Never Full,
Unless they play Man United,
The San Siro is never full!

--

C:\2264.txt

Oldham (Wembley) '94 - Man United MUFC

Well all the Oldham were cheering,
Ordering all the beers in,
Then Choccy passed it,
And Hughesie smashed it,
It made the Oldham goal look soft as shit...

--

C:\2265.txt

Ole Ole Ole Solskjaer. - Man United MUFC

Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole,
Ole, Ole...
Repeat

--

C:\2266.txt

On To Victory - Man United MUFC

If you ever cross the bridge to dear Old Trafford,
Make it on a Saturday at Three,
You are sure to see United playing football,
In a way that only they can - you'll agree

They're the team that never fails to stop you dreaming,
Of the trophies and the glories gone before,
And when you cross the bridge to dear Old Trafford,
You are sure to hear the Stretford Enders roar;-

Its United! United! They're the team for me
United! United! On to victory,
We're the finest team in Europe,
You'd better all agree,
We'll never give up 'til we've won the Cup
And the English Football League,

because!...

There's not a team like the Man. United,
No, not one! No, not one!
Though the City fans have all the troubles,
The day's not done, 'til the fight is won,
And the Reds are top of Division One!

--

C:\2267.txt

On Your Yorkshire Farms - Man United MUFC

On your Yorkshire farms,
You pester the lambs when you hide in the grass,
You'd rather shag sheep than a fit normal lass,
On your Yorkshire farms...

--

C:\2268.txt

server error

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C:\2269.txt

One Man Down - Man United MUFC

One man down,
One nil up,
Norman's goal has won the cup!
Na na na na na na na....

--

C:\2270.txt

One Song - Man United MUFC

One song,
You've only got one song,
You've only got one song,
You've only got one song...

--

C:\2271.txt

Ooh Aah Cantona - Man United MUFC

Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona

--

C:\2272.txt

O'Shea, O'Shea - Man United MUFC

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford end will fucking sing,
We all know that Johnny is gonna score...

--

C:\2273.txt

Over And Over - Man United MUFC

If you go to Rotterdam,
We will go there too,
France and Spain it's all the same,
We will follow you.

We're United Supporters,
Loyal through and through,
Over and over,
We will follow you.

--

C:\2274.txt

Paid for their homes - Man United MUFC

We paid for their homes,
We paid for their homes,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for their homes!

--

C:\2275.txt

Park Park Wherever You May Be - Man United MUFC

Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...

--

C:\2276.txt

Patrice Evra - Man United MUFC

Hes fast, hes quick,
And hes got a big d**k,
Patrice Evra,
Patrice Evra...

--

C:\2277.txt

Paul Scholes - Man United MUFC

He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes,
He scores goals...

--

C:\2278.txt

Portugal, Portugal - Man United MUFC

Portugal,
Portugal,
Portugal,
Portugal!

--

C:\2279.txt

Posse-Possebon - Man United MUFC

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naa,
Posse-Possbon Possbon Posse-Possebon!

--

C:\2280.txt

Pride Of All Europe - Man United MUFC

We are just one of those teams that you see now and then,
We often score six,but we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home and we beat 'em away,
We kill any bastards,
That get in our way,

We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the Cockneys of course (and Leeds),
We are United, without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys...

--

C:\2281.txt

Que Sera Sera - Man United MUFC

Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Wembley,
Que sera sera...

--

C:\2282.txt

Rafael Da Silva - Man United MUFC

(tune - Keano's Magic Hat)

Rafael Da Silva, He comes from Brazil,
He tackles hard, he's fucking fast and he's got bags of skill,
He signed for Man United to play on the right wing,
And if he is out injured then we've got his fucking twin!
Oh Rafael Da Silva...

--

C:\2283.txt

Red Army - Man United MUFC

Ferguson's,
(Red Army),
Ferguson's,
(Red Army)...
Repeat till bored

--

C:\2284.txt

The Red Flag - Man United MUFC

United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
Cos Man United will never die...

--

C:\2285.txt

Ronaldo Scores - Man United MUFC

There's something in the ways he scores,
And the crowd roars,
Ronaldo...

--

C:\2286.txt

Rooney, Rooney - Man United MUFC

Rooney, Rooney,
Rooney, Rooney,
Rooney, Rooney,
Rooney, Rooney…

--

C:\2287.txt

Rossobianchi - Man United MUFC

Manchester x8

From the green and gold, to Rossobianchi,
The boys from Old Trafford, mean everything to me,
The pride of all Europe, the team above all teams,
We are United, and so we all sing.

United x8

From...

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C:\2288.txt

Roy Keane Is Magic - Man United MUFC

Oh Keano's fuckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're shite,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're fucking dynamite...

--

C:\2289.txt

Ruud Van Nistelrooy - Man United MUFC

Ruuuuuud Van Nistelrooy,
Van Nistelrooy,
Van Nistelroooooy....

--

C:\2290.txt

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Tra La La La La - Man United MUFC

Ruud van Nistelrooy,
Tra-la-la la-la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy,
Tra-la-la-la-la-la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy,
Tra-la-la la-la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy,
Tra-la-la-la-la-la

--

C:\2291.txt

Ryan Giggs Running - Man United MUFC

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
Running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
Running down the wing,
Feared by the Blues,
Loved by the Reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs!

--

C:\2292.txt

Score Me A Goal Diego Forlan - Man United MUFC

Score me a goal Diego Forlan,
I could score that and so could my gran,
Better than Ole or the Ruud van,
The Golden Boot awaits for you...

--

C:\2293.txt

Shall We Win/Shall We Sell - Man United MUFC

Shall we win,
Shall we win,
Shall we win a cup for you?
Shall we win a cup for you?

(sung when opposition fans sing the incredibly new 'shall we sing a song for you'... this one again makes them shut up)

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C:\2294.txt

She Wore... - Man United MUFC

She wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked why she wore that ribbon,
She said its for United and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Man Utd and we're goin' to Wembley,
Wembley, Wembley...

--

C:\2295.txt

Shit On Villa - Man United MUFC

Shit on the Villa,
Shit on the Villa tonight!
Shit on the Villa,
Shit on the Villa tonight!

--

C:\2296.txt

Sign on Mourinho - Man United MUFC

Sign on Mourinho,
Sign on Mourinho,
Sign on Mourinho,
Sign on Mourinho...

--

C:\2297.txt

Skip To My Lou Macari - Man United MUFC

Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Skip to my Lou Macari.

Who put the ball in the scouser's net?
Who put the ball in the scouser's net?
Who put the ball in the scouser's net?
Skip to my Lou Macari.

Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Skip to my Lou Macari.

Who scores goals two-by-two,
Who scores goals two-by-two,
Who scores goals two-by-two,
Skip to my Lou Macari.

Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Skip to my Lou Macari.

United's king, Celtic's too,
United's king, Celtic's too,
United's king, Celtic's too,
Skip to my Lou Macari.

Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Lou, Lou, skip to my Lou,
Skip to my Lou Macari.

--

C:\2298.txt

Sky Blue Wonderland - Man United MUFC

Man city are you listenin,
Joey barton and distin,
You sacked the phsyco,
Now down you must go,
Walkin in a sky blue wonderland...

--

C:\2299.txt

Son Of A Fisherman From Aberdeen - Man United MUFC

Son of a Fisherman from Aberdeen,
Played for his country when only 18,
His football magic is a sight to see,
As he leads United on to victory.

Denis, Denis Law,
King Of The Football League.

He left Torino in 63,
Denis Law left Italy,
He joined Man United and became our King,
And all around the Stretford End,
You'll hear us sing.

Denis, Denis Law,
King Of The Football League.

--

C:\2300.txt

Standin' On The Corner - Man United MUFC

If you're standin', on the corner,
With a blue scarf round your neck,
United fans will come and getcha,
And we'll break your fuckin' neck.

Georgie Best an' Brian Kidd an',
Denis Law he is our king,
Come along to Old Trafford,
Hear the Stretford Enders sing.

--

C:\2301.txt

Steve Gerrard 2 - Man United MUFC

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
His wife's on the coke and she's mad,
She's pregnant and Rooney's the dad,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...

--

C:\2302.txt

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard - Man United MUFC

Steeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...!

--

C:\2303.txt

Stick Your Fucking England - Man United MUFC

You can stick your fucking England up your arse,
You can stick your fucking England up your arse,
You can stick your fucking England,
Stick your fucking England,
Stick your fucking England up your arse...

--

C:\2304.txt

Stretford End Picnic - Man United MUFC

If you come down to the Stretford End,
You'd better not come alone,
If you come down to the Stretford End,
You'd better be in disguise,
For all the fans that ever was,
Are gathered here today because,
Today's the day that we play Man City...

--

C:\2305.txt

Stretford Enders - Man United MUFC

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby,
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
No said Matt you Cockney twats,
But I heard of the Stretford Enders!

--

C:\2306.txt

Stretford Enders (Alternate) - Man United MUFC

With an A and a G and an R and an O,
Into the Kippax we will go,
With a bottle and a brick,
And a aggro stick,
We are the Stretford Enders! We are the Stretford Enders! We are the Stretford Enders!...

--

C:\2307.txt

Stretford Enders (Old Alternate) - Man United MUFC

With a bow-legged chicken and two knock knees,
We hate Liverpool,
We hate Leeds,
City fans get on your knees,
Cos we are the Stretford Enders

--

C:\2308.txt

server error

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C:\2309.txt

Swing Low, Sweet Andy Cole - Man United MUFC

Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,
Coming for to score us a goooooal,
Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,
Coming for to score us a goooal.

--

C:\2310.txt

server error

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C:\2311.txt

Tevez - Man United MUFC

Who's that man from Argentina,
Who's that man we all adore,
He plays with Rooney, plays with Wes,
He's that superstar, Tevez,
And forever at United he will score...

--

C:\2312.txt

That Boy Giggsy - Man United MUFC

He's won it 9 times,
He's won it 9 tiiiiiiiimes,
That boy Giggsy,
He's won it 9 times...

--

C:\2313.txt

That Boy Ronaldo - Man United MUFC

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
That boy Ronaldo made England look shite!

--

C:\2314.txt

That Boy Ronaldo Chant - Man United MUFC

He play's on the left
He play's on the right
That boy Ronaldo made England look shite...

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The Baby's Not Yours - Man United MUFC

The baby's not yours,
The baby's not yoooourrrrrrs,
No Steven Gerrard,
Its Adebayor's!

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The Blackburn Family - Man United MUFC

Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
They're Fucking one another,
The Blackburn Family...

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C:\2317.txt

The Boys From Old Trafford - Man United MUFC

We are the boys from Old Trafford,
Man United is our Team,
Denis Law is our Leader,
Georgie Best he is the wizard on the wing,
David Herd is our goal scorer,
Bobby Charlton's Inside Right,
In fact we are the greatest,
We are the boys in Red and White!

--

C:\2318.txt

The Boys That Play In Red And White - Man United MUFC

They talk of Barcelona, AC and Inter too,
Of Real Madid and Ajax,
Great teams both old and new,
But of all the worlds great football teams,
There's none that can compare,
To the boys that play in the red and white,
And they come from MANCHESTER...

Manchester La la la, Manchester La la la...

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C:\2319.txt

The City Family - Man United MUFC

The live in a museum,
And people pay to see 'em,
They make you want to scre-am,
The city family...

Der ner ner na...

Their goals are made of plastic,
The nets are all elastic,
And Colin Bell's a spastic,
The city family...

Der ner ner na...

The ABUs are all taught,
Of MASSIVE local support,
But we know they're from Stockport,
The city family...

Der ner ner na...

Their star player George Weah,
Has disappeared from here,
After asking "where's me Red gear",
The city family...

Der ner ner na...

Their ground is a museum,
Nobody goes to see 'em,
They really are a scre-um
The city Family...

Der ner ner na...

The ground is made of plastic,
The fans are fucking tragic,
Joe Mercer is a spastic,
The city Family...

Der ner ner na...

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C:\2320.txt

The Flowers Of Manchester - Man United MUFC

One cold and bitter Thursday in Munich, Germany,
Eight great football stalwarts conceded victory,
Eight men will never play again, who met destruction there,
The Flowers of English football, the Flowers of Manchester.

Matt Busby's boys were flying, returning from Belgrade,
This great United family, all masters of their trade.
The pilot of this aircraft, the skipper Captian Thain,
Three times he tried to take off and twice turned back again.

The third time down the runway, disaster followed close,
There was slush upon that runway and the aircraft never rose.
It ploughed into the marshy ground, it broke, it overturned,
And eight of that team were killed when the blazing wreckage burned.

Roger Byrne and Tommy Taylor who were capped for England's side,
And Ireland's Billy Whelan and England's Geoff Bent died.
Mark Jones and Eddie Colman and David Pegg also,
They all lost their lives as it ploughed on through the snow.

Big Duncan, he went too, with an injury to his brain,
And Ireland's brave Jack Blanchflower will never play again.
The great Matt Busby lay there, the father of this team,
Three long months passed by before he saw his team again.

The trainer, coach and secretary and a member of the crew,
Eight great sporting journalists who with United flew,
And one of them was Big Swifty who we will ne'er forget,
The finest English keeper that ever graced a net.

Oh England's finest football team it's record truly great,
It's proud successes mocked by a cruel turn of fate,
Eight men will never play again, who met destruction there,
The Flowers of English Football, the Flowers of Manchester.

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C:\2321.txt

The Great Supporters - Man United MUFC

Well, we are the great supporters,
Man United is our team,
And as you all know into Europe we will go,
In the colours of the team supreme.

So, we're off to Europe in the Red (in the Red)
Dennis Law will dazzle in the sun (in the sun)
Where the goals are scored, the crowd all roar,
Especially the Stretford End.

Well, we are the Champions as you all know,
Dennis Law and Busby are grand,
We'll win the European Cup this year,
We're the best team in the land.

So, all you City fans remember this,
We are the greatest team,
And as Law goes up to recieve that cup,
You'll be sure to hear us sing...

We are the Champions (Champions of Europe)
We are the Champions (Champions of Europe)

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C:\2322.txt

The King Denis Law - Man United MUFC

As I was walking down Manchester Way,
A thousand supporters were coming my way,
I stood near the stadium and heard the crowd roar,
United had scored, It's the great Denis Law,
It was such an occasion watching him play,
He put four goals past Aston Villa that day,
He could tackle and dribble,
Like an eagle he'd soar,
That wonderful, magical Scot, Denis Law,
You'd hear of his exploits both near and afar,
At Old Trafford he's King, at Maine Road just a star,
He'd pounce like a panther, In a second he's score,
His name in the headlines,
That man Denis Law,
We took on the blue of Everton one night,
60,000 supporters were sent home in delight,
Of any goal that's been scored they say this was the best,
The header he planted past poor Gordon West,
So we'd stand on the Stretford and hear the crowd sing,
About Paddy and Nobby and George on the wing,
But if you asked me the greatest I ever saw,
I'd say that fireball of lightning,
The King Denis Law.

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C:\2323.txt

The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody - Man United MUFC

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Leeds in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Batter your wife,
shag sheep and cry and weeeeep
you're just a poor club, you've got no sympathy
Because you're easy come, easy go,
flying high, now you're low
Leeds are going under, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Ridsdale, you've killed the club,
Put a goldfish on your desk,
spent too much, but now he's dead,
Ridsdale, life had just begun,
But now you've gone and thrown it all away-
Leeds Scum, ooooooh,
makes me laugh to see you cry
If your team has gone bust this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, cos nothing really matters-

Too late, their time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
can't stop laughing all the time,
Goodbye Leeds United-you've got to go-
Gotta leave the championship and face the truth-
Leeds Scum ooo
I want to see you cry,
I bet that little lad on tv wishes he'd never been born at all-

I see a little shadow of a team,
Munich Songs, Munich Songs, but your club are going under-
Smithy to United-very very frightening me-
Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale
Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsadale
Peter Ridsdale, magnifico-oh oh oh oh oh

you're just a poor club and nobody loves you-
your grandad is your father, keep it in the family
spending your cash on some monstrosity-
Easy come easy go, will you let me go-
Seth Johnson! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let him go
Seth Johnson! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Thanks for Eric, Thanks For Eric, Thanks for Eric, He's a god-
Ferdinand a red devil for £30 mil, £30 mil, £30 Mil

So you think its funny to sing songs when people die-
So you think we'll all miss you because you cried-
Oh leeds scum-you make me piss my sides leeds scum-
Just going down-just going right outta here-

Leeds are going under
Anyone can see,
Leeds are going under, and I think it's really Funneeee!

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The Reds Will Never Die - Man United MUFC

Oh-Aye, the Reds will never die,
As Keano lifts those three trophies high (Hey Keano lift those trophies high!),
With Giggsy on the wing,
Ole Solskjaer made us sing,
It's so lonely round the streets of Merseyside...

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The Scouser Aren't Going To Moscow - Man United MUFC

Sign on sign on sign on,
Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow,
They'll be grieving instead,


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