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C:\1971.txt

Rafa La Bamba - Liverpool LFC

Rafa Benitez,
Rafa Benitez,
Rafa Benitez,
Xabi Alonso,
Torres and Reina...

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C:\1972.txt

Rafael Benitez - Liverpool LFC

Rafa,
Rafael,
Rafa,
Rafael,
Rafa,
Rafael,
Rafael Benitez...

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C:\1973.txt

Rafa's The Special One - Liverpool LFC

Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one...

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C:\1974.txt

Red And White Kop - Liverpool LFC

On a Saturday afternoon,
We support a team called Liverpool,
And we sing until we drop,
In a red and white Spion Kop,
We all live in a red and white Kop,
A red and white Kop,
A red and white Kop,
We all live in a red and white Kop,
A red and white Kop,
A red and white Kop

In a town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed the seas,
And he told me of his pride,
They were a famous football team,
So we trailed to Anfield Road,
Singing songs of victory,
And there we found the holy ground,
Of our hero Bill Shankly,
We all live in red and white Kop…

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C:\1975.txt

Right Back Called Steve Finnan - Liverpool LFC

We've got a right back called Steve Finnan,
When he's playing we keep winning,
He passes outside and back in again,
We've got a right back called Steve Finnan...

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C:\1976.txt

Ring Of Fire - Liverpool LFC

De, De, De, De, Der.

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C:\1977.txt

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C:\1978.txt

server error

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C:\1979.txt

Sold, to the USA - Liverpool LFC

Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA,
Sold, to the USA...

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C:\1980.txt

Steve Gerrard - Liverpool LFC

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He'll pass the ball 40 yards,
He's big and he's fucking hard,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...

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C:\1981.txt

Stevie G Let It Be - Liverpool LFC

When we find ourselves in times of trouble
Stevie G runs past me
Playing the game with wisdom, Stevie G
And in my home, the Spion Kop
We watch him jog, right in front of me
Spreading balls with wisdom, Stevie G

Let it be, let it be, let it be, Stevie G
The local lad turned hero, Stevie G

And when the jubilant Kopite people
All living in The Park agree
That we all know the answer, Stevie G

And although we may all be fooled,
There is still a chance that we will see
The footballing phenomenon, Stevie G

Let it be, let it be, let it be, Stevie G
Spreading balls with wisdom, Stevie G

And when the night is cloudy
There is still a man that we all see
A young, committed Kopite, Stevie G

Playing to the sound of music
Stevie G runs past me
Playing the game with wisdom, Stevie G
Let it be, let it be, let it be, Stevie G

For we all know the answer, his name is Stevie G

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C:\1982.txt

That Boy Ronaldo - Liverpool LFC

He dives on the left,
He dives on the right,
That boy Ronaldo,
Is fucking shite...

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C:\1983.txt

The Cup's In It's Liverpool Home - Liverpool LFC

Maldini scored first and he gave us a fright,
We went three-nil down and they thought we we're shite,
But we won the cup for the fifth time that night,
The cup's in it's Liverpool home…

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C:\1984.txt

The Liverbird of Liverpool FC - Liverpool LFC

Have you ever heard of the Liverbird of Liverpool F.C. ?
Proud on the chest of a team that's best,
The team for you and me.
The team of Billy Liddell, Dalglish and Bill Shankly,
We'll FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
For the Red and White
Of Liverpool FC.

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C:\1985.txt

The Reds Are Coming Up The Hill - Liverpool LFC

The reds are coming up the hill boys,
The reds are coming up the hill boys.

They all laugh at us
They all mock at us
They all say our days are numbered.

Born to be a Scouse
Victorious are we,
If you wanna win a cup
Then you'd better hurry up
Cos we're Liverpool FC

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C:\1986.txt

Underneath The Floodlights - Liverpool LFC

Underneath the floodlights,
Down in Dusseldorf,
All the kop were singing,
Bevvied up of course,
We've been to Lisbon and to Rome,
And our team '"never walk alone'",
We're going off to Europe to bring the cup back home,

All the way from Anfield to the gates of Rome,
All the way from Anfield to bring the trophy home,
Nothing can stop us come what may,
We'll have our say, this is our day,
Liverpool's red army,
Is marching on it's way...

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C:\1987.txt

Walk On - Liverpool LFC

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark,
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown,
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone,
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone...

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C:\1988.txt

We Hate Nottingham Forest - Liverpool LFC

We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Everton too " they're shit!
We hate Man United,
But Liverpool we love you
All together now! (repeat).

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C:\1989.txt

We Love You Liverpool - Liverpool LFC

We love you Liverpool,
We do,
We love you Liverpool,
We do,
We love you Liverpool,
We do,
Oh Liverpool we love you...

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C:\1990.txt

We Love You Liverpool We Do - Liverpool LFC

We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
Oh Liverpool We Love you

Shankly is our hero, he showed us how to play
The might reds of Europe are out to win today
He made a team of champions, with every man a king
And every game we love to win and this is what we sing
We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
Oh Liverpool We Love you

Clemence is our goalie, the best there is around
And Keegan is the greatest that Shankly ever found
Heighway is our favourite, a wizard of the game
And heres the might Toshack to do it once again
We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
Oh Liverpool We Love you

We've won the league, we've won the cup
We're the masters of the game
And just to prove how good we are
We'll do it all again
We've got another team to beat and so we've got to try
'Cos we're the best team in all the land
And that's the reason why....

We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
We love you Liverpool we do
Oh Liverpool We Love you

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C:\1991.txt

We Won The Cup - Liverpool LFC

We won the cup,
We won the cup,
Ee ai addio,
We won the cup..

We won the cup,
We won the cup,
Ee ai addio,
We won the cup..

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C:\1992.txt

We've Won It Five Times - Liverpool LFC

We won it at Wem-ber-ly
We' won it in Gay Paris
In 77 and '84 it was Rome

We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times

When Emlyn lifted it high
He lit up the Roman sky
Thommo in Paris and Souness did it as well

We've won it five times
We've won it 5 ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times

At Wembley we won it at home
Took 26,000 to Rome
20,000 to Paris when we won it again

We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times

Stevie G's eyes lit up
As he lifted the European Cup
21 years and now its coming back home

We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times

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C:\1993.txt

What The Fucking Hell Was That - Liverpool LFC

What the fucking,
What the fucking,
What the fucking hell was that,
What the fucking hell was that...

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C:\1994.txt

When The Reds Go Marching in - Liverpool LFC

Oh when the Reds, (Oh when the Reds),
Go marching in (go marching in),
Oh when the Reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Reds go marching in..

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C:\1995.txt

Where Were You In Istanbul - Liverpool LFC

Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you in Istanbul,
Where were you in Istanbul...

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C:\1996.txt

Where's Your European Cup's - Liverpool LFC

Where's your Euro,
Where's your Euro,
Where's your European Cup's,
Where's your European Cup's...

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C:\1997.txt

Where's Your Mourinho - Liverpool LFC

Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho...

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C:\1998.txt

While On The Bus To Villa Park - Liverpool LFC

While on the bus to Villa Park haroo, haroo,
I heard my mate make this remark haroo,haroo,
We made poor Chelsea weep and ill,
Its Liverpool 2 and Chelsea 0,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
Chorus:
So here's to Lawrence, Byrne, St John, haroo haroo,
Milne and Yeats and Stevenson, haroo,haroo
Hunt and Thompson what a man,
Lawler, Smith and Callaghan,
and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup,
For the Liverpool lads raise your glass, haroo, haroo,
To Stevenson who made the pass - haroo, haroo,
Thompson had them in a trance,
Bonetti never stood a chance,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
It's Wembley on the first of May - haroo, haroo,
It's Leeds United labour day - haroo, haroo,
We'll be there to cheer Bill Shankly's side,
And bring the cup to Merseyside,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
And if it's a draw you'll hear us moan,
Lets use the coin that beat Cologne,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup...

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C:\1999.txt

Xabi Alonso - Liverpool LFC

Xabi Alonso,
(clap),
Xabi Alonso,
(clap),
Xabi Alonso,
(clap),
Xabi Alonso,
(clap),
Xabi Alonso,
(clap),
Xabi Alonso,
(clap)...

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C:\2000.txt

You Can Shoot Ya Guns - Liverpool LFC

You can shoot ya fucking guns up ya arse,
You can shoot ya fucking guns up ya arse,
You can shoot ya fucking guns,
Shoot ya fucking guns,
Shoot ya fucking guns up ya arse...

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C:\2001.txt

You Fat Bastard - Liverpool LFC

You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard...

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C:\2002.txt

Andy Johnson - Luton Town LTFC

Andy Johnson wank wank wank,
Andy Johnson wank wank wank...

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C:\2003.txt

Anti Crewe Supporter. - Luton Town LTFC

Have you eaten all your mates?
Have you eaten all your mates...

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C:\2004.txt

Bedfordshire Is Wonderful - Luton Town LTFC

Oh Bedfordshire is wonderful,
Oh Bedfordshire is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny & Luton,
Oh Bedfordshire is wonderful...

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C:\2005.txt

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C:\2006.txt

Luton Town Lads Are Staying Up! - Luton Town LTFC

30 Points who give a fuck,
The luton town lads we're staying up...

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C:\2007.txt

Off To Rome To See The Pope - Luton Town LTFC

The wanky Watford FC went to Rome to see the pope,
The wanky Watford FC went to Rome to see the pope,
The wanky Watford FC went to Rome to see the pope,
And this is what he said,
Fuck off...

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C:\2008.txt

Oh When The Town - Luton Town LTFC

Oh when the town,
Oh when the town,
Go steaming in,
Go steaming in,
Oh when the town go steaming in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the town go steaming in...

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C:\2009.txt

Olay Olay Olay Olay,.. - Luton Town LTFC

Olay olay olay olay olay,
We are the town,
We are the town!

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C:\2010.txt

Shit Ground 2-1 - Luton Town LTFC

Shit ground 2-1,
Shit ground 2-1...
(repeat)

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C:\2011.txt

The Watford Family - Luton Town LTFC

Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
And Elton Johns your lover,
The Watford family…

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C:\2012.txt

We Pay Your Benefits - Luton Town LTFC

We pay your benefits,
We pay your benefits,
We pay your benefits,
We pay your benefits....

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C:\2013.txt

We'll Never Die. - Luton Town LTFC

We'll Never Die,
We'll Never Die,
The Luton Town Will Never Die,
100 Years Of History,
A Luton Fan Im Proud To Be..

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C:\2014.txt

Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net.. - Luton Town LTFC

Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno, Bruno,
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno, Bruno Stein,
Bruno Bruno Stein,
Bruno Bruno Stein,
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno Bruno Stein...

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C:\2015.txt

E I E I O - Macclesfield Town MTFC

E I E I E I O, up the football league we go,
When we win promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Silkmen,
Super Silkmen-(Horton/Askey/Sammy) is our king!

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C:\2016.txt

Macc Army - Macclesfield Town MTFC

Who are we,
Macc army,

Who are we,
Macc army...

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C:\2017.txt

Macclesfield La - Macclesfield Town MTFC

Macclesfield la,la,la,
Macclesfield la,la,la...

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C:\2018.txt

Paul Incieo - Macclesfield Town MTFC

Who needs Mourhinio,
We've got Paul Incio,
Who needs Mourhinio,
We've got Paul Incio...

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C:\2019.txt

Small Town In Oldham - Macclesfield Town MTFC

Small town in Oldham,
You're just a small town in Oldham,
Small town in Oldham,
You're just a small town in Oldham...

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C:\2020.txt

Super Macc - Macclesfield Town MTFC

Super,
Super Macc,
Super,
Super Macc,
Super,
Super Macc
Super Macclesfield!!!

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C:\2021.txt

We Always Come From Behind - Macclesfield Town MTFC

Behind,
We always come from behind,
We always come from behind,
We always come from behind...

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C:\2022.txt

We Love Our Silk - Macclesfield Town MTFC

We love our silk,
(We love our silk)
In Macclesfield,
(In Macclesfield),
We love our silk in Macclesfield,
We'll show the world wot were made of,
We're made of silk in Macclesfield!!!

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C:\2023.txt

When The Red Red Robin - Macclesfield Town MTFC

When the red robin comes bob bob bobbin along,
Shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard,
Shoot shoot shoot...

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C:\2024.txt

31 Years - Man City MCFC

31 years, we're still here,
31 years, we're still here,
31 years, we're still here,
31 years, we're still here...

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C:\2025.txt

The Best Team In The World - Man City MCFC

City,
City,
The best team in the land and all the world.

City,
City,
The best team in the land and all the world....

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C:\2026.txt

Blue Moon - Man City MCFC

Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a love of my own..

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C:\2027.txt

City Are Back - Man City MCFC

City are back,
City are back,
Whoa,
Whoa.

City are back,
City are back,
Whoa,
Whoa...

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C:\2028.txt

City, City.. - Man City MCFC

City (clapping),
City (clapping).

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C:\2029.txt

City Till I Die - Man City MCFC

I'm City till I die,
I'm City till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm City till I die.

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C:\2030.txt

Come On City - Man City MCFC

Come on City,
Come on City,
Come on City.

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C:\2031.txt

De de de de de de Martin Petrov - Man City MCFC

De de de de de de Martin Petrov,
De de de de de de Martin Petrov,
De de de de de de Martin Petrov,
De de de de de de Martin Petrov...

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C:\2032.txt

Dirty Scouser - Man City MCFC

You are a Scouser,
A dirty Scouser,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mum's out theiving,
Your dad's drug dealing,
So please don't take my new car away...

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C:\2033.txt

Elano - Man City MCFC

When the ball hits the net you can friggin' well bet- it's Elano,
Left foot or right, the boy's dynamite- it's Elano,
The boy's from Brazil with a bag full of tricks- he's Elano...

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C:\2034.txt

George Best Superstar - Man City MCFC

George Best,
Superstar,
Walks like a woman,
And wears a bra.

Bra's too big,
Wears a wig,
That's why,
He's an ugly pig!!!

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C:\2035.txt

Hark Now Hear - Man City MCFC

Hark now hear,
The City Sing,
United ran away,
And we will fight for ever more,
Because of Derby Day..

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C:\2036.txt

If You Hate Man United - Man City MCFC

If you hate Man United clap yer hands,
If you hate Man United clap yer hands,
If you hate Man United,
Hate Man Untied,
Hate Man Untied,
Clap yer hands.

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C:\2037.txt

Joe Mercer - Man City MCFC

In 1962 we went down into Division Two,
The Stretford End sang loud again it was the end of the old Sky Blue,
Joe Mercer came he played the game, we went to Rotherham,
We won 1-0 and we were back into Divisions One,
Since then we've won the League, we've won the Cup!
We've been to Europe too,
And when we win the League this year we'll sing this song to you....
City! City! City! City! City! City!City! City! City!City! City! City!City! City! City!

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C:\2038.txt

Man United Went To Rome - Man City MCFC

The shitty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The shitty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The shitty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said,
Fuck Off,

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C:\2039.txt

Manchester La La La - Man City MCFC

Manchester La La La,
Manchester La La La,
Manchester La La La.

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C:\2040.txt

Martin Petrov - Man City MCFC

Martin Petrov,
(Clap),
Martin Petrov,
(Clap),
Martin Petrov,
(Clap),
Martin Petrov,
(Clap),
Martin Petrov,
(Clap)...

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C:\2041.txt

MCFC Ranger - Man City MCFC

I wanna be a city ranger,
I would live a life of danger,
I would be a scuba diver,
I would have a 69'er,
With the girl I love the best,
Many a time i've sucked her breast,
Fucked her standing,
Fucked her lying,
If I had wings Id fuck her flying,
Now shes dead not forgotten,
Dig her bones up,
Fuck her rotten
M, C, F, C...

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C:\2042.txt

My Old Man - Man City MCFC

My old man said be a Munich fan,
I said fuck off ballocks your a cunt,
I'd rather fuck a bucket with a large hole in it,
Than be a munich fan for a single minute,
I fucked it, I fucked it,
I fucked it and I fucked it,
I fucked it till I could'nt fuck no more,
And I got more out of fucking that bucket,
Than seeing united score...

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C:\2043.txt

Na Na Na City - Man City MCFC

Nah nah nah,
Na na na nah,
Na na na nah,
City...

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C:\2044.txt

Oh Man City - Man City MCFC

Oh Man City,
The only football team in all of Manchester,
Oh Man City,
The only football team in all of Manchester...

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C:\2045.txt

Once A Blue, Always A Blue - Man City MCFC

Once a Blue,
Always a Blue,
Once a Blue,
Always a Blue...

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C:\2046.txt

One Frank Sinatra - Man City MCFC

One Frank Sinatra,
There's only one Frank Sinatra,
One Frank Sinatra,
There's only one Frank Sinatra.

One Frank Sinatra,
There's only one Frank Sinatra,
One Frank Sinatra,
There's only one Frank Sinatra...

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C:\2047.txt

One Michah Richards - Man City MCFC

One Michah Richards,
There's only one Michah Richards,
One Michah Richards,
There's only one Michah Richards.

One Michah Richards,
There's only one Michah Richards,
One Michah Richards,
There's only one Michah Richards...

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C:\2048.txt

Richard Dunne - Man City MCFC

He's here,
He's there,
He's every fucking where,
Richard Dunne,
Richard Dunne...

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C:\2049.txt

Ryan Giggs Is Illegitimate - Man City MCFC

Ryan Giggs is illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got a**s and can't get rid of it
He's a Munich bastard.

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C:\2050.txt

Shall We Sing A Song For You - Man City MCFC

Shall we sing,
Shall we sing.
Shall we sing song for you,
Shall we sing song for you...

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C:\2051.txt

Small Town In Moscow - Man City MCFC

Small town in Moscow,
You're just a small town in Moscow,
Small town in Moscow,
You're just a small town in Moscow..

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C:\2052.txt

Stand Up If You Love City - Man City MCFC

Stand Up If You Love City,
Stand Up If You Love City,
Stand Up If You Love City,
Stand Up If You Love City...

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C:\2053.txt

Sven-Göran Eriksson - Man City MCFC

Sven-Göran Eriksson,
Sven-Göran Eriksson,
Sven-Göran Eriksson,
Sven-Göran Eriksson,
(repeated over and over - you never get sick of it)

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C:\2054.txt

Sven-Göran Eriksson Barmy Army - Man City MCFC

Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army,
Eriksson's Barmy Army...

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C:\2055.txt

There's Only One Uwe Rosler - Man City MCFC

One Uwe Rosler,
Theres only one Uwe Rosler,
One Uwe Rosler,
Theres only one Uwe Rosler...

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C:\2056.txt

We Are City - Man City MCFC

We are City,
We are City,
Super City,
From Maine Road

We are City,
Super City,
We are City,
From Maine Road...

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C:\2057.txt

We Got Robinho - Man City MCFC

We got Robinho,
We got Robinho,
We got Robinho,
We got Robinho...

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C:\2058.txt

We Love You City - Man City MCFC

We love you city, we do,
We love you city, we do,
We love you city, we do
Oh City we love you..

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C:\2059.txt

We're Gonna Win The League - Man City MCFC

We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now yer gonna believe us,
And now yer gonna believe us,
And now yer gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league...

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C:\2060.txt

We're Not Really Here - Man City MCFC

We are not, we're not really here,
We are not, we're not really here,
Just like the fans of the Invisible
Man,
We're not really here...

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C:\2061.txt

When The Blues Go Marchin' In. - Man City MCFC

Oh when the Blues go marchin in,
Oh when the Blues go marchin in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the Blues go marching in...

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C:\2062.txt

Where Were You - Man City MCFC

Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you when you were shit
Where were you when you were shit...

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C:\2063.txt

Who the fuck are Man United - Man City MCFC

Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
When the Blues go marching on on on,
And on and on,
And on and on and on...

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C:\2064.txt

You Are My City - Man City MCFC

You are my City,
My only City,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never know just,
How much I love you,
So please don't take my City away.

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C:\2065.txt

Your Suit's From Matalan - Man City MCFC

You're suit's from Matalan,
You're suit's from Matalan,
You're suit's from Matalan,
You're suit's from Matalan...

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C:\2066.txt

10 Pence - Man United MUFC

10 pence,
You've only got 10 pence,
You've only got 10 pence,
You've only got 10 pence...

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C:\2067.txt

3 In A Row - Man United MUFC

Follow follow follow,
Cause we're gonna win 3 in a row,
We'll score hundreds of goals,
Made by that man Paul Sholes,
Cause we're gonna win 3 in a row

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C:\2068.txt

32 Years - Man United MUFC

32 years,
been a long time since that day,
So we'll sing a song,
That they fucking hate,
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum...

--

C:\2069.txt

40,000 Rentboys - Man United MUFC

40,000 Rentboys sitting at the Bridge,
40,000 Rentboys sitting at the Bridge,
It takes one Chechen sniper to pop Abramovich,
And there'll be no more Rentboys sitting at the Bridge...

--

C:\2070.txt

5 Times - Man United MUFC

You've won it 5 times,
You've won it 5 times,
But you'll never win it again,
You've won it 5 times...

--

C:\2071.txt

50 Years Ago - Man United MUFC

50 years ago,
A team lay in the snow,
Battered and bloodied and some of them died,
Some of them survived,
Charlton and Matt Busby,
Took us to Wembley,
We beat Benfica and we won the cup,
All those years ago...

--

C:\2072.txt

500 miles - Man United MUFC

When I wake up I'm well I know I'm going be I' m going to be the man that's thinking of Man U,
When I go out well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man who goes out to Man U,
When I get drunk well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man who gets drunk at Man U,
When I heaver well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man that heavers at Man U,
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walks a 1,000 miles to see Wayne Rooney score,
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la.

--

C:\2073.txt

6th February 1958 - Man United MUFC

A broken heart a broken dream,
A broken plane a broken team,
No words were said a silent vow,
We loved you then we love you now,
The red flag will always fly,
For Man United will never die,

Never to be forgotten,
6th February 1958...

--

C:\2074.txt

9 times - Man United MUFC

We've won it 9 times,
We've won it 9 times,
Fuck off Mourinho,
We've won it 9 times...

--

C:\2075.txt

9 times - Man United MUFC

We've won it 9 times,
We've won it 9 times,
And only Chelsea challenging,
We've won it 9 times...

--

C:\2076.txt

99 Blue Balloons - Man United MUFC

99 blue balloons,
Floating on a football pitch,
Cross comes in poor Michael Ball,
Couldn't see a white football,
From 32 to 33,
Could only happen to City,
Bertie Magoo starts to cry,
As 33 trophy less years go by.

--

C:\2077.txt

A Plaque At Man United - Man United MUFC

There is a plaque at Man United,
It's underneath the old main stand,
It bears the name of Duncan Edwards,
He was the finest in the land.

But he died on Munich's runway,
Without a tear, without a sound,
His strong body battered and broke,
As he lay helpless on the ground.

From Salford hailed Eddie Colman,
He'd been a Red for all his life,
For the team he'd played for and supported,
Our dear Eddie Colman died.

The oldest babe was Roger Byrne,
He was the captain of the team,
He gave his life for Man United,
With his best friend Liam Whelan.

But one man survived the aircrash,
And he lived to tell the tale,
Of the boys who played in Red,
For they did not know how to fail.

So we'll drink a toast to Matt Busby,
And we'll drink one to that team,
They were acclaimed the whole world over,
They were the finest ever seen.

--

C:\2078.txt

A Scottish Forward - Man United MUFC

There is a forward,
A Scottish forward,
Came down from Aberdeen,
Played for the team supreme,
There is none better,
Than this goal-getter,
His name is Denis Law,
He is our King!

--

C:\2079.txt

Alan Smith - Man United MUFC

Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith...

--

C:\2080.txt

And It's Exeter Cuty - Man United MUFC

And it's Exeter City,
Exeter City FC,
Are by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...

--

C:\2081.txt

Anderson Chant - Man United MUFC

An-der-son, son, son
He's better than Kleberson
Ander-son, son, son,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left, to the right, to the samba beat all night,
He is class with a brass,
And he shits on Fabregas!

--

C:\2082.txt

Andy Cole - Man United MUFC

Andy Cole, Andy Cole,
Andy, Andy Cole,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Andy, Andy Cole.

What a goal, What a goal,
By Andy Cole,
He gets the ball and scored a goal,
Andy, Andy Cole.

--

C:\2083.txt

Another Double Win - Man United MUFC

Oh at the turn of the year,
Newcastle were twelve points clear,
The Geordies, they were ordering their beer,
Then the KING made us sing,
With the goals he slotted in,
And led us to another Double Win...

--

C:\2084.txt

Are You Watching Merseyside? - Man United MUFC

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Merseyside? -
Are you watching Mer-sey-side?

--

C:\2085.txt

Argentina - Man United MUFC

Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!

--

C:\2086.txt

Argentina, Argentina! - Man United MUFC

Argentina, Argentina ... repeated

--

C:\2087.txt

Attack, Attack, Attack - Man United MUFC

Attack,
Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
(repeated)

--

C:\2088.txt

Berbatov At United - Man United MUFC

Berrrrrrrbaaaaaa tov tov tov he told City to fuck off,
Berrrrrrrbaaaaaa tov tov tov he showed Spurs he was the boss,
30 mil, we dont mind, now he wears the number nine,
Berrrrrrrbaaaaaa tov tov tov he told City to fuck off...

--

C:\2089.txt

Best Behaved Supporters - Man United MUFC

We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters,
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)

We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
We're a right bunch of bastards, right bunch of bastards,
Right bunch of bastards when we lose.

--

C:\2090.txt

Bitter Blues - Man United MUFC

In you're bitter blue world,
You don't go to Cardiff,
You don't win no cups,
You hate Man United,
And hope for fuck ups,
In you're bitter blue world.

--

C:\2091.txt

Blame It On Traore - Man United MUFC

Don't blame it on Hamann,
Don't blame it on Biscan,
Don't blame it on Finnan,
Blame it on Traore.
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet...

--

C:\2092.txt

Blue flag Up Your Arse - Man United MUFC

You can stick your fucking blue flag up your arse,
You can stick your fucking blue flag up your arse,
You can stick your fuckig blue flag,
Stick your fucking blue flag,
Stick your fucking blue flag up your arse!!

--

C:\2093.txt

Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool - Man United MUFC

Born on a rubbish dump in Liverpool,
Played for the borstal while still at school,
The whole world saw he was a fool,
So he signed on for Liverpool,
Roger, Roger Hunt,
The world's most famous Cunt!

--

C:\2094.txt

Brian Kidd - Man United MUFC

Oh Brian Kidd,
Oh Brian Kidd,
Is still a Manc,
Is still a Manc,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc
He's fucking up Leeds United,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc...

--

C:\2095.txt

Build A Bonfire - Man United MUFC

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put the City in the middle,
And we'll burn the fucking lot...

--

C:\2096.txt

Build A Bonfire! (Managers) - Man United MUFC

Build a bonfire! build a bonfire!
And put Scolari on top!
Put Benitez in the middle,
And we'll burn the fuckin lot!

--

C:\2097.txt

Bye, Bye, Mourhino - Man United MUFC

Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho...

--

C:\2098.txt

Cantwell Our Skipper - Man United MUFC

The great Noel, Matt Busby did say,
Would captain United on Cup Final day,
In 63 we beat Leicester City,
Noel Cantwell our skipper that day,
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel,
That was the name of our hero, Cantwell...

--

C:\2099.txt

Carlos Tevez - Man United MUFC

The famous carlos tevez signed a contract with west ham,
But he left the hammers crying coz it was a Fucken sham,
So fergie rung him up and said do you wanna be a red,
And this is what he said

Glory glory Man United,
Glory glory Man United,
Glory glory Man United,
As the reds go marching on on on...

--

C:\2100.txt

Championes - Man United MUFC

Championes championes ole ole ole,
Championes championes ole ole ole...

--

C:\2101.txt

Champions Of England And Europe! - Man United MUFC

Champions of England, champions of europe...
Champions of England, champions of europe...
Champions of England, champions of europe...
Champions of England, champions of europe...
(repeated many times)

--

C:\2102.txt

Champions Of Europe - Man United MUFC

We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe,
We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe,
We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe,
We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe...
(repeated for whole halves)

--

C:\2103.txt

Chelsea, Deary Me... - Man United MUFC

Chelsea deary deary me,
They couldn't take a penalty,
Anelka and John Terry fucked it up,
And we came home with the Eurepean cup.

--

C:\2104.txt

Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation - Man United MUFC

Chelsea FC, they had a reputation,
For smashing every station in the Southern Region,
Acting upon reliable information,
We sent a deputation from the Stretford End.

One-armed Babs, he tried to take us alone,
We left him lying in a pool of blood,
And laughed about it all the way home.

Chelsea FC, they had a reputation,
We met them at the station in a devil's ambush,
Acting upon reliable information,
500 Stretford Enders crept up on them,
They made a mistake and tried to take us alone,
We left him lying...

--

C:\2105.txt

Chelsea Rent Boys - Man United MUFC

Chelsea rent boys!
Chelsea rent boys!
Hello! Hello...

--

C:\2106.txt

City Are A Massive Club - Man United MUFC

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
Oh yes City are a massive club!

Other verses include...

They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They've got 54 players but they're no fucking good.
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They have a civic reception when they've won fuck all.
They had a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
They had a derby match with Macclesfield.
Their best ever player played for Ajax reserves.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Govenors.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid.
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.

At last count, there was over 2,000 verses...

--

C:\2107.txt

City Are So Massive - Man United MUFC

With sven goran eriksson and sinawatra too,
They're guna conquer europe in city's lazer blue,
United were once bigger, but not anymore,
Cos city are so massive, they're the pride of singapore
na na na na tra la la la we all hate city na na na na tra la la la!!

--

C:\2108.txt

City Goin Down - Man United MUFC

In the town where i was born,
Theres a teeeeam we all adore,
And theres a team whos fuckin shite,
And they plaaaay in blue and white,
City's goin down like a german submarine,
German submarine,
German submarine...

--

C:\2109.txt

City Is Their Name - Man United MUFC

City is their name,
Europe is their aim,
Won fuck all since Elvis died,
Their owners hijack planes...

--

C:\2110.txt

City's Gunna Die - Man United MUFC

They're gunna die,
They're gunna die,
Man City's gunna die,
How we kill them I don't know,
Cut them up from head to toe,
All I know is City's gunna die,
They're gunna die,
Man City's gunna die,
How we kill them I don't know,
Cut them up from head to toe...

--

C:\2111.txt

Coma United Road - Man United MUFC

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma United Road, United Road, United Road!!

--

C:\2112.txt

Come And Join Us - Man United MUFC

Come and join us,
Come and join us,
Come and join us at the top,
We're the best fans,
In all Europe,
And we're louder than the Kop!

--

C:\2113.txt

Contract in - Man United MUFC

You put your contract in,
Your contract out,
In, Out, In, Out, Shake it all about,
You do the Steven Gerrard and you fuck your badge,
And that's what its all about...

--

C:\2114.txt

Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets - Man United MUFC

Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets,
Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets...
(repeated)

--

C:\2115.txt

Crying On The Tele - Man United MUFC

Cryin on the tele,
We seen u cryin on the tele,
Cryin on the tele,
We seen u cryin on the tele...

--

C:\2116.txt

Darren Fletcher - Man United MUFC

When he grows up,
Oh you know he's gonna be,
He's gonna be the only Scotsman in our team,
Now he's grown up,
And he's realised his dream,
He's gonna play alongside Giggsy, Scholes and Keane.

Oh he would run 500 miles,
And he would run 500 more,
Just to be that man who might just score,
To be that man Darren Fletcher....

Darren Fletcher..... Darren Fletcher
Darren fletcher..... Darren fletcher
Na na na na na na na...

--

C:\2117.txt

Did You Know Duncan Edwards? - Man United MUFC

Did you know Duncan Edwards Dad, I mean really really know?
It's just you've kept so many cuttings from all those years ago.
And were the babes the greatest, the greatest ever team?
Or just enshrined here in this history, just a bygone boyhood dream.
Now I know you idolised them Dad, you gave each one their own page,
the pictures are well faded now, but I suppose that comes with age.

Dad, did Tommy Taylor really head a ball against the bar,
which Harry Gregg collected, it had rebounded back so far?
And was Duncan Edwards really, the greatest of them all,
with silken skills and feathery touch, thirteen stone and six foot tall?
Now there's a contradiction surely Dad, but I'm going to let it pass,
but Billy Whelan must have played once, without first going to Mass.
And was Harry Gregg a goalkeeper supreme?
Were Eddie Coleman's hazy runs like red blurs on swards of green?
And Dad can you explain to me how it ever came to pass,
that Roger Byrne, just five foot nine, covered every blade of glass?
Or how David Pegg whose swerving runs, like a scorpion you said,
always struck the ball with venom, yet left no one for dead?
Or how it was that big Mark Jones could soar into the sky,
yet still patrol his area, so that nobody got by?

Then there's the team of Sixty Eight, and Dad I'd like to know,
how George Best was always missing, yet played five hundred games or so?
And how was it Bobby Charlton, who played so many vital roles,
could be both a great goalscorer and a scorer of great goals?
Or how Denis Law had chipped a ball from forty yards or more,
it came back off the crossbar, and yet Law was there to sc ore?
What use was it that Pat Crerand could split defences with one pass,
when the ball only ever landed on a sixpence on the grass?
And was Stepney's save at Wembley, the best you've ever seen,
or was it just that it resulted in the fulfilment of a dream?
So now to Matt Busby, or Sir Matt as he's now known,
from a mining town in Scotland, yet still one of our own?
Then finally there's the Munich clock, the disaster time still shown.
why do people say that they never intended coming home?

The boy looked up with pleading eyes, and his father gently said.
There's a lifetime of old memories in the scrapbook you've just read.
And of course there is some fiction, most fact, some strange yet true,
that's what makes players into legends, now I've passed them on to you.
Those pictures may be faded son, but I can see them all so clear,
as if it were just yesterday, and I hold each memory dear.
Now I've passed this scrapbook on to you, to treasure for all time,
And you too will find your heroes and build to them a shrine,
and you'll add your bits of fiction, but don't worry son that's fine,
to make legends of your heroes and then place them alongside mine.
And you'll understand in years to come, as you watch great United teams,
why it is we call Old Trafford, The Theatre of Dreams.

--

C:\2118.txt

Diego Forlan - Man United MUFC

Diego wuhoooooooooo,
Diego whooooooooooo,
He came from Uruguay,
He made the Scousers cry...

--

C:\2119.txt

Dimitar Berbatov - Man United MUFC

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Dimitar Berbatov
What took you all night...

--

C:\2120.txt

Dimitar Berbatov - Man United MUFC

Dimitar Berbatov,
Told Tottenham he was off,
Told City to fuck off,
We laughed our bollocks off...

--

C:\2121.txt

Dimitar Berbatov - (Official 2) - Man United MUFC

(tune - some George Harrison song)
Dimitar Berrrrbatov,
Dimitar Berrrrbatov,
Dimitar Berrrrbatov,
Dimitar Berrrrbatov.

--

C:\2122.txt

Do The Steven Gerrard - Man United MUFC

You put your transfer in,
Your transfer out,
In-Out-In-Out,
Shake it all about,
You do the Steven Gerrard and you turn around,
That's what its all about,
Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bastard,
Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bastard,
Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bastard,
In-Out-In-Out shake it all about!

--

C:\2123.txt

Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow - Man United MUFC

Hello, hello, hello,
Do you remember who won it in Moscow,
We made the trophy turn red,
Thank you John Terry we said,
Cos United had won it in Moscow...

--

C:\2124.txt

Dodgy Ruski - Man United MUFC

Oh the KGB are knocking on his door,
Cos he stole all his money from the poor,
When the Kremlin get his number,
Chelsea's goin under,
Oh the KGB are knockin at his door...

--

C:\2125.txt

Does Ronaldo Know You're Here - Man United MUFC

Does Ronaldo,
Does Ronaldo,
Does Ronaldo know you're here,
Does Ronaldo know you're here...

--

C:\2126.txt

Dong, Dong. - Man United MUFC

Dong, Dong,
Wherever you may be,
Your name sounds like a big willy,
And We don't give a fuck that you can't see,
Cos your names sounds like a big willy.

--

C:\2127.txt

Dong, Dong - Man United MUFC

Dong, Dong, wherever you may be,
Your name sounds like a big willy,
And we don't give a fuck that you can't see,
Cos ur names sounds like a big willy...

--

C:\2128.txt

Don't Go To Elland Road - Man United MUFC

Don't go to Elland Road,
You'll get foot and mouth,
Don't go to Elland Road,
You'll get foot and mouth,
Just like a sheep grazing by the motorway,
You'll get foot and mouth...

--

C:\2129.txt

Down Warwick Road One Fine Day - Man United MUFC

Walking down Warwick Road one fine day,
When i saw a blue bastard coming my way,
So I got him on the floor and i made him say,
MUFC OK...

--

C:\2130.txt

Drink A Drink To Eric The Kind (Pete Boyle Version) - Man United MUFC

We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest French Footballer,
That the world has ever seen.

Eric the King is remarkably trendy,
He's done some modelling around town,
Wearing the best suits, up on the catwalk,
While the Leeds fans they just frown.

He once played for Marseille, but never for Arsenal,
Or Liverpool or even Man City,
Landed in Yorkshire, a terrible blunder,
That was nine months with the sheep.

He had a brief spell there, with the Leeds lot,
Until he realised that they were has-beens,
Only one way now, for Eric to go now,
To the Theatre of our Dreams.

On the feild it's almost unreal,
Some of the things that Eric does,
Supurb overhead kicks, remarkable back-flicks,
I'm sure the guy just takes the piss.

Eric is so cool, remarkably cultured,
He like good music and poetry too,
Performing the fine arts, on the field,
For the boys they call Man U.

We'll always remember that day in November,
As the time he made that special move,
Poetry in motion, the deadliest potion,
He's got nothing left to prove.

He is a legend, without any doubt,
He will reign for years to come,
We'll just stand there, in admiration,
With countless more trophies won.

We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest French Footballer,
That the world has ever seen.

--

C:\2131.txt

Drunk And Disorderly - Man United MUFC

Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a fuck and we don't give a shit ,
We're going home with the championship...

--

C:\2132.txt

Edwin Van Der Sar - Man United MUFC

Stand up if you have a green van,
Stand up if you have a green van,
Stand up if you have a green van,
Stand up if you have a green van...

His name is Van Der Sar,
He has over 100 caps,
He can run 100 laps,
His name is Edwin Van Der Sar...

--

C:\2133.txt

Elland Road Is Closin Down - Man United MUFC

Oh Elland Road,
(Oh Elland Road),
Is closin down,
(Is closin down),
Oh Elland Road is closin down,
Its gonna be an ASDA carpark,
Oh Elland Road is closin down...

--

C:\2134.txt

England Give Us A Song! - Man United MUFC

England, England give us a song!
England give us a song!

--

C:\2135.txt

Eric Cantona Chant - Man United MUFC

What a friend we have in Jesus,
He's a saviour from afar,
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona...

--

C:\2136.txt

Eric The King - Man United MUFC

We'll drink a drink a drink,
To Eric the King the King the King,
He's the greatest centre forward,
That the world has ever seen...

--

C:\2137.txt

Eusebio, I Say Kiddo - Man United MUFC

Kiddo Kiddo,
I don't know why Eusebio,
And I say Kiddo.
Kiddo Kiddo,
I don't know why Eusebio,
And I say Kiddo....

--

C:\2138.txt

Evra Step You Take - Man United MUFC

Evra breath you take,
Evra move you make,
Evra net you break, every step you take,
I'll be watching you,

Evra single day,
Evra word you say,
Evra game you play, Evra night and day,
I'll be watching you,

Oh, can't you see,
You wear number 3?
How my poor heart aches,
With Evra step you take,

Evra move you make,
Evra bone you break,
Evra throw in take, every claim you stake,
I'll be watching you!

--

C:\2139.txt

Feed The Scousers - Man United MUFC

Feed the scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time...

--

C:\2140.txt

Fergie's The Special One - Man United MUFC

Fergie's the Special One,
Fergie's the Special One,
Fergie's the Special One,
Fergie's the Special One...

--

C:\2141.txt

Fight Fight Whoever You May Be - Man United MUFC

Fight fight whoever you may be,
Fight for the babes and Sir Matt Busby,
There'll be no surrender,
We'll fight till the last,
To defeat Malcolm Glazer,
And guard our past.

--

C:\2142.txt

Fuck Off City! - Man United MUFC

Fuck off city!
Fuck off city!
Fuck off city!
Fuck off city! (repeat until bored)

--

C:\2143.txt

Follow - Man United MUFC

Follow follow follow,
Chelsea history is fucking hollow,
And that's how it will stay,
United will win it in May,
And take the Champions League trophy away...

--

C:\2144.txt

United are going to Moscow - Man United MUFC

Follow Follow Follow,
Coz' United are going to Moscow,
There'll be thousands of reds,
They'll be pissed out of their heads,
Cause united are going to Moscow...

(Sung at all Man U's matches !)

--

C:\2145.txt

Follow, Follow (Rome) - Man United MUFC

Follow, Follow, Follow,
Cos in Rome we'll win 2 in a row,
There'll be thousands of reds,
And we'll be pissed out our heads,
Cos in Rome we'll win 2 in a row.

--

C:\2146.txt

Follow Three In A Row - Man United MUFC

Follow, Follow, follow,
'cause we'll be the first team to win three in a row,
And Giggys won ten and he'l win it again,
'cause we're be the first team to win three in a row...

--

C:\2147.txt

Forever And A Day - Man United MUFC

United are the Champ-ions,
European Champ-ions,
The Stretford End will sing this story,
Of United's pride and glory,
Win the league and fight like fury,
Forever and a day.
'Cos United are the Champions......

--

C:\2148.txt

Forever and Ever - Man United MUFC

Forever and Ever,
We'll follow the boys,
Of Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
For we made a promise,
To defend our faith,
In Manchester United,
The Busby Babes...

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C:\2149.txt

Francis Lee Went To Greggs - Man United MUFC

Francis Lee went to Greggs the bakery,
Francis Lee went to Greggs the bakery,
Francis Lee went to Greggs the bakery,
And this is what they said....
Lose some weight you big fat bastard,
Lose some weight you big fat bastard,
Lose some weight you big fat bastard,
AND YER HAIRCUT'S FUCKIN DAFT.

--

C:\2150.txt

From The Banks Of The River Irwell - Man United MUFC

From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City (they're shit!),
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League.

We will fight, fight, fight for Man City,
Cos they can't fight for themselves.

(Alternative)

From the terraces of the Stretford End,
To the Stadium of Light,
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
We're the boys in Red and White,
To hell with Benfica,
To hell with Real Madrid (they're shit),
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League...

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C:\2151.txt

From the Banks of the River Irwell - Man United MUFC

From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight fight fight,
For United,
Till we win the football league,

Till we win the Liverpool,
Till we win man city (they're shit!),
We will fight fight fight for United,
Till we win the football league...

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C:\2152.txt

From The Dark Snows Of Munich - Man United MUFC

From the dark snows of Munich back in '58,
I remember a team that once was so great,
Their memory it still lingers on in my mind,
So I'll follow United, 'till the end of my time.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

They fought all their battles in Manchester's name,
So surrender, you bastards, you'll all die in vain,
Others may rise and others may fall,
But the great Man United stay greatest of all.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

"It's glory or nothing" the great man he said,
There's nothing on Earth like being a Red,
I'll follow them far and I'll follow them near,
I'll follow United on whisky and beer.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

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C:\2153.txt

Fuck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer - Man United MUFC

Fuck McManaman, Ince, McAteer,
Fuck McManaman, Ince, McAteer,
Fuck McManaman, Ince, McAteer,
They're fucking queer!

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C:\2154.txt

Fuck Off Back To Stockport - Man United MUFC

Fuck off back to Stockport!
Fuck off back to Stockport!
la la la la, la la la la....

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C:\2155.txt

Ever Won The Treble - Man United MUFC

Have you ever won the treble,
Have you fuck,
Have you ever won the treble,
Have you fuck,
Have you ever won the treble,
Ever won the treble,
Ever won the treble,
Have you fuck!

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C:\2156.txt

Gary Neville Is A Red - Man United MUFC

Gary Neville is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Gary Neville is a red,
He hates scousers...

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C:\2157.txt

Georgie Best - Man United MUFC

We all live in a Georgie Best world,
Georgie Best world,
Georgie Best world!

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C:\2158.txt

Georgie Best, You Are Our World. - Man United MUFC

Until Georgie I was never happy,
I needed so much more,
Rain clouds oh they used to chase me,
Down they would pour,
Join my tears,
Allay my fears,
Sent to us from heaven,
Georgie Best,
You are our world.

Then whilst in Belfast,
our scout Bob Bishop found,
A young lad with football magic,
to light up our football grounds,
Sent to us from heaven,
Georgie Best,
You are our world...

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C:\2159.txt

Gerrard Is A Wanker - Man United MUFC

Oooohh, Gerrard is a wanker
He plays for Liverpool.
His missus was a prostitute
While she was in school.
She now works as a model
Her tits and arse on show,
And if you want to shag the slag,
It's 40 pence a go!

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C:\2160.txt

Gerrards Transfer Request - Man United MUFC

Oh Gerrard Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Oh Gerrard Gerrard....

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C:\2161.txt

Gerry Daly - Man United MUFC

Five foot eight,
Underweight,
Gerry Daly's fucking great,
La la la la la,
la la la la

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C:\2162.txt

Get To Work You Lazy Twats - Man United MUFC

Get to work you lazy twats!,
Get - to - wor-k - you lazy twats!

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C:\2163.txt

Giggs Will Tear You Apart - Man United MUFC

Giggs,
Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.

Giggs,
Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.

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C:\2164.txt

Glory Glory Man United - Man United MUFC

Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on.

Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!

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C:\2165.txt

Going Home To Shag Your Sister - Man United MUFC

Home to shag your sister,
You're going home to shag your sister,
Home to shag your sister,
You're going home to shag your sister.

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C:\2166.txt

Grand Old Team - Man United MUFC

Oh it's a grand old team to play for,
And it's a grand old team to see,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woah-oh,
We don't care what the City fans say,
What the hell do we care?
All we know is there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there...

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C:\2167.txt


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