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Below are some 4000+ footie chants from various football teams. As Steve Gardham said on June 8th, 2008:

Football/rugby terrace chants are just about the most thriving British/European traditional song scene. They manage to thrive with very little commercial interference, and in fact attempts to hijack the scene usually fail dismally.

Obscenity Warning!!

Many of the songs/chants below contain some of the more ''choice'' words of the English language.

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C:\0001.txt

Barmy Army - Aberdeen AFC

We're the barmy aberdeen army
nanananana
We're the barmy aberdeen army
nanananana
We're the barmy aberdeen army
nanananana

Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen Abaaardeen...

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C:\0002.txt

Come on You Reds - Aberdeen AFC

Come on you reds,
Come on you reds,
Come on you reds, come on,
Come on you reds,
Come on you reds,
Come on you reds, come on...

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C:\0003.txt

Fuck The Pope,Fuck The Queen - Aberdeen AFC

Stand free wherever you may be,
Cuz we are the famous Aberdeen,
Fuck the pope fuck the queen,
Cuz we are the famous Aberdeen...

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C:\0004.txt

Hello Hello - Aberdeen AFC

Hello hello,
It's the only song you know,
You know, you know,
It's the only song you know,
You sing it in the summer,
And you sing it in the snow,
Cos it's the only fucking song you know.

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C:\0005.txt

Hello Hello - Aberdeen AFC

Hello Hello, how do you do,
We fucked the boys in royal blue,
We fucked the boys in ever green,
We fucked the boys in tangerine...

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C:\0006.txt

In Your Glasgow Slums - Aberdeen AFC

In your Glasgow slums,
You rake in the bucket for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your glasgow slums...

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C:\0007.txt

Let's Go Fuckin Mental - Aberdeen AFC

Let's go fucking mental,
Let's go fucking mental,
na na na na na na na na,
Let's go fucking mental,
Let's go fucking mental,
na na na na na na na...

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C:\0008.txt

Oh When The Reds Go Steaming In - Aberdeen AFC

Oh when the reds, go steaming in,
Oh when the reds go steaming in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go steaming in...

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C:\0009.txt

Rather Be A Brush - Aberdeen AFC

Oh I'd rather be a brush than be a Combe,
Oh I'd rather be a brush than be a Combe,
Oh I'd rather be a brush,
Rather be a brush,
Rather be a brush than be a Combe...

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C:\0010.txt

Stand Free - Aberdeen AFC

Stand Free where ever you may be,
Coz we are the famous ABERDEEN!
We don't give a Fuck who ever you may be,
Coz we are the famous ABERDEEN! ....

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C:\0011.txt

Stand Free - Aberdeen AFC

Stand Free Wherever You MayBe,
Coz We Are Te Famous Aberdeen,
We Dont Give A Fuck Whoever You May Be,
Coz We Are The Famous Aberdeen,
STAND FREE !!!

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C:\0012.txt

The European Song - Aberdeen AFC

We're the Dons, from Aberdeen,
And we're the finest, that's ever been,
And we're gonna do it for you,
And we're gonna do it for you,
McLeish and Miller, and Strachan too,
Will take us forward, and take us through,
Cos we're gonna do it,
We're gonna do it,
We're gonna do it for you.
...
CHORUS:- We're taking our team into Europe,
Yes we are oh yes we are,
All the way, every night and day,
Singing the european song.
Oh all the way, every night and day,
Singing the european song.
...
We can sing, and we can play
Cos Alex Ferguson, he knows the way,
And we're gonna do it,
We're gonna do it
We're gonna do it for you
...
(Repeat Chorus)

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C:\0013.txt

Walking In A Shearer Wonderland - Aberdeen AFC

It's a goal, duncan shearer,
It's a goal, duncan shearer,
We're walking along,
Singing our song,
Walking in a shearer wonderland...

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C:\0014.txt

We Can't Hear You Now - Aberdeen AFC

We can't hear you,
We can't hear you,
We can't hear you now,
We can't hear you now,!!!

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C:\0015.txt

We Forgot That You Were Here - Aberdeen AFC

We forgot that,
We forgot that,
We forgot that u were here,
We forgot that u were here...

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C:\0016.txt

We Hate Glasgow Rangers - Aberdeen AFC

We hate Glasgow Rangers,
We hate Celtic too,
They're shite!
We hate Dundee United,
But Aberdeen we love you,
Altogether now!!!

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C:\0017.txt

We Hate Rangers More Than You - Aberdeen AFC

We hate Rangers more than you,
We hate Rangers more than you,
We hate Rangers,
We hate Rangers,
We hate Rangers More Than Youuu!!!

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C:\0018.txt

We Shag Sheep - Aberdeen AFC

We shag sheep,
Lots of sheep in the country,
Lots of Lambs,
Pushing prams,
In the country...

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C:\0019.txt

We'll Be Coming - Aberdeen AFC

We'll be coming down the road,
When you hear the noise, of the red army boys,
We'll be coming down the road...

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C:\0020.txt

We're Gonna Win - Aberdeen AFC

2-1...3-2....4-3...5-4....6-5....7-6...

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C:\0021.txt

We're Red You're Dead - Aberdeen AFC

We're red you're dead, we're bouncin' on head, we're Aberdeen, we're Aberdeen,
They're red, they're white, they're fuckin dynamite, they're aberdeen, they're Aberdeen...

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C:\0022.txt

We've Got More Support Than You - Aberdeen AFC

We've got more support than you,
We've got more support than you,
We've got more support than you,
We've got more support than you...

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C:\0023.txt

What The...............Was That - Aberdeen AFC

What the fuck,
What the fuck,
What the fucking hell was that,
What the fucking hell was that...

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C:\0024.txt

Who Let The Huns Out - Aberdeen AFC

Who let the huns out,
Who who who who,
Who let the huns out,
Who who who who...

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C:\0025.txt

Who's The Mason In The Black - Aberdeen AFC

Who's the Mason,
Who's the Mason,
Who's the mason in the black,
Who's the mason in the black...

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C:\0026.txt

Wings Of A Sparrow - Aberdeen AFC

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The arse of a big buffalo,
I'd fly over ibrox tommorrow,
And shite on the bastards below...

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C:\0027.txt

Wrong Fuckin Country - Aberdeen AFC

Wrong fuckin country,
You're in the wrong fuckin country,
Wrong fuckin country,
You're in the wrong fuckin country...

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C:\0028.txt

Yer Ma's A Mattress - Aberdeen AFC

Yer ma's a mattress,
Yer ma's a mattress,
Yer ma yer ma yer ma's a mattress...

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C:\0029.txt

You're Going Home In A Fuckin Ambulance - Aberdeen AFC

You're going home in a fucking ambulance,
You're going home in a fucking ambulance,
You're going home in a fucking ambulance,
You're going home in a fucking ambulance...

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C:\0030.txt

Barcelona - Accrington Stanley ASFC

Who the fuck are Forest Green,
Who the fuck are Forest Green,
They're not Barcelona,
Though they're wannabies,
There's only one Barca,
In the Football League,
Look who you're viewing in Scarlet and Black,
The famous Accrington who will never lack...

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C:\0031.txt

The Bill - Accrington Stanley ASFC

The bill,
It's just like watching the bill,
It's just like watching the bill,
It's just like watching the bill...

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C:\0032.txt

Cav - Accrington Stanley ASFC

Ooh-ah Cavanagh,
Say ooh-ah Cavanagh!

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C:\0033.txt

Come Thrill Me Again - Accrington Stanley ASFC

You light up my senses,
Like a gallon of Magnet,
Like a packet of Woodbines,
Like a good pinch of snuff,
Like a night out in Accy,
Like a greasy chip butty,
Oh Accrington Stanley,
Come thrill me again...

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C:\0034.txt

Dodgy Pie - Accrington Stanley ASFC

Stanley are singing and I don't know why,
We're two nil down and had a dodgy pie...

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C:\0035.txt

Kings of Lancashire - Accrington Stanley ASFC

We are the kings of,
We are the kings of,
We are the kings of,
Lancashire.

We hate United,
We hate United,
We hate United,
Devils scum.

We are the Crown Ground,
We are the Crown Ground,
We are the Crown Ground,
Accrington...

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C:\0036.txt

Red And White Army - Accrington Stanley ASFC

Johnny Coleman's Red and White Army!!!

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C:\0037.txt

If I had wings - Accrington Stanley ASFC

If I had wings,
And I could fly from above,
I'd give my fellow seagull mates,
A jolly old shove,
I'd tell 'em you go that way,
And you go the other,
And shit on all the other grounds,
Old Trafford I will cover...

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C:\0038.txt

Stanley Til I Die - Accrington Stanley ASFC

Stanley till I die,
I'm Stanley till I die,
I know I am I'm sure I am,
I'm Stanley till I die...

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C:\0039.txt

We've Got The Biggest Club In The NFC - Accrington Stanley ASFC

We've got the biggest club in the NFC (Nationwide Football Conference),
We've got the biggest club in the NFC,
We've got the biggest club in the NFC
And up and Adam here we go!!!

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C:\0040.txt

Knees up Mother Brown - Accrington Stanley ASFC

Knees up Mother Brown,
Knees up Mother Brown,
Oh e-i-e-i-e-i-o, up the NATIONWIDE we go,
When we win the league,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Stanley,
Super Stanley,
Whalley is our King!!!

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C:\0041.txt

You Are My Craney - Accrington Stanley ASFC

You are my Craney,
My Ian Craney,
You scored a cracker at Morecambe Bay.
You chose the Stanley over the Alty,
So please don't take King Craney away...

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C:\0042.txt

Come on Boscombe town - AFC Bournemouth AFCB

Come on Boscombe town.
Never let us down.
You're the team that we adore.
Score a goal and score some more.
Win again Today.
Beat them all the way.
Cherries All
Are on the ball.
So Hip-Hip-Hip Hooray!

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C:\0043.txt

Pants Off - AFC Bournemouth AFCB

Pants off... if you love Bournemouth,
Pants off... if you love Bournemouth,
Pants off... if you love Bournemouth,
Pants off...If you love Bournemouth…

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C:\0044.txt

Dennis Lightning Barmy Army - Aldershot Town AFC

Dennis Lightnings barmy army, du du du du,
Dennis Lightnings barmy army, du du du du,
Dennis Lightnings barmy army, du du du du,
Dennis Lightnings barmy army, du du du du...

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C:\0045.txt

1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing! - Arsenal AFC

1-0, and you still don't sing!
1-0, and you still don't sing!
1-0, and you still don't sing!
1-0, and you still don't sing!

(or any other score of course)

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C:\0046.txt

1-0 In The Bernabeu - Arsenal AFC

1-0, in the Bernabeu!
1-0, in the Bernabeu!
1-0, in the Bernabeu!
1-0, in the Bernabeu!

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C:\0047.txt

1-0 To The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal...

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C:\0048.txt

10 Men! - Arsenal AFC

10 men!
We've only got 10 men!
We've only got 10 men!
We've only got 10 men!

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C:\0049.txt

10 Points - Arsenal AFC

10 points,
You've got only 10 points!

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C:\0050.txt

2-0 And You Fucked It Up! - Arsenal AFC

2-0, and you fucked it up!
2-0, and you fucked it up!
2-0, and you fucked it up!
2-0, and you fucked it up!

(or any other leading score)

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C:\0051.txt

2-0 In The San Siro! - Arsenal AFC

2-0, in the San Siro!
2-0, in the San Siro!
2-0, in the San Siro!
2-0, in the San Siro!

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C:\0052.txt

5-1 In The San Siro! - Arsenal AFC

5-1, in the San Siro!
5-1, in the San Siro!
5-1, in the San Siro!
5-1, in the San Siro!

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C:\0053.txt

50,000 Muppets Going To Stamford Bridge - Arsenal AFC

50,000 muppets going to Stamford Bridge,
50,000 muppets going to Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no fucking Chavski and no Stamford Bridge...

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C:\0054.txt

61 Never Again - Arsenal AFC

61, never again!
61, never again!
61, never again!
61, never again!

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C:\0055.txt

70'000 Muppets! - Arsenal AFC

70'000 muppets!
70'000 muppets!
La la la-la!
La la la-la!

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C:\0056.txt

71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane - Arsenal AFC

71, 2004!
71, 2004!
71, 2004!
71, 2004!

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C:\0057.txt

A Perry Groves World - Arsenal AFC

Number 1 is Perry Groves!
Number 2 is Perry Groves!
Number 3 is Perry Groves!
Number 4 is Perry Groves!
Number 5 is Perry Groves!
Number 6 is Perry Groves!
Number 7 is Liam Brady
Number 8 is Perry Groves!
Number 9 is Perry Groves!
Number 10 is Perry Groves!
Number 11 is Perry Groves!
Number 12 is Perry Groves!

We all live in a Perry Groves world
A Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world

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C:\0058.txt

Aaron Ramsey - Arsenal AFC

Oh Aaron Ramsey,
He is a Welshie,
He loves his rugby,
Just like his dad,
He said to Fergie,
'You'll never see me'
Coz I'm an Arsenal lad!

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C:\0059.txt

Adebayor - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor,
Adebayor,
Adebayor,
Adebayor...

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C:\0060.txt

Adebayor Give Him The Ball - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor, Adebayor,
Give him the ball and he always scores...

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C:\0061.txt

Adebayor Give Him The Ball And He Will Score - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor,
Adebayooorrr,
Give him the ball,
And he will score...

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C:\0062.txt

All You Do Is Wash Your Hair - Arsenal AFC

All you do is,
All you do is,
All you do is wash your hair!
All you do is wash your hair...

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C:\0063.txt

And Did Those Boots - Arsenal AFC

And did those boots, of Wenger's team,
Walk upon Highbury's turf so green?
And did they play, with great esteem,
The best football we've ever seen?
And with a cannon on our chest,
We play with heart, and mind, and zest,
And we are proud to be Arsenal,
In victory through harmony…

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C:\0064.txt

Anfield Library - Arsenal AFC

Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library...

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C:\0065.txt

Are You Tottenham In Disguise - Arsenal AFC

Are you Tottenham,
Are you Tottenham,
Are you Tottenham in disguise,
Are you Tottenham in disguise...
(repeated)

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C:\0066.txt

Are you watching Tottenham? - Arsenal AFC

Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Tottenham?
Are you watching Tottenham?

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C:\0067.txt

Arsene Wenger's Magic Hat - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's magic,
He has a magic hat,
And when he saw the Champions League,
He said were avin that!

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C:\0068.txt

Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal...

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C:\0069.txt

Arsenal, Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Start spreading the news,
We're playing today,
We'll always be a part of it - Arsenal, Arsenal,
These red and white shoes, are longing to stray,
Right through the very heart of it - through Arsenal,
We always wake up in an Arsenal wonderland,
And find we're king of the hill, top of the heap,
A number one!
These second-rate teams, are melting away,
They just ain't got the heart for it, at Arsenal,
If we can win it there, we'll win it anywhere…

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C:\0070.txt

Arsenal, Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal...

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C:\0071.txt

Arsenal FC - Arsenal AFC

And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen....

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C:\0072.txt

Arsenal Pass The Ball - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal,
Pass the ball,
Arsenal,
Pass the ball...

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C:\0073.txt

Arsenal (Slow tempo) - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal...

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C:\0074.txt

Arsenal Till I Die - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal till I die,
I'm Arsenal till I die
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Arsenal till i die...

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C:\0075.txt

Arsene Wenger - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wengers magic,
He wears a magic hat!
And when he saw his contract,
He said I'm signing that!
And with that piece of paper in his hand he held!
He said I'll make the Arsenal the greatest in the world...

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C:\0076.txt

Arsene Wenger's Having A Party! - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's having a party, get your vodka and your charlie!
Arsene Wenger's having a party, get your vodka and your charlie!
Arsene Wenger's having a party, get your vodka and your charlie!...

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C:\0077.txt

Arsene Wenger's Magic - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's Magic,
He wears a magic hat.
And when he saw THE DOUBLE,
He said I'm having that!

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C:\0078.txt

Arsene Wenger's Red and White Army - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's Red and White Army sang over and over.

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C:\0079.txt

Away in a manger - Arsenal AFC

Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said,
We hate Tottenham, and we hate Tottenham.

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C:\0080.txt

Bacary Sagna - Arsenal AFC

Sagna!
Sagna!
Bacary Sagna!
He's got dodgy hair,
But we don't care,
Bacary Sagna!

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C:\0081.txt

Billy Gallas He's Our Mate! - Arsenal AFC

Billy Gallas he's our mate, he's our mate, he's our mate!
Billy Gallas he's our mate, he hates Chelsea!

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C:\0082.txt

Blame Lasagne - Arsenal AFC

When the Spurs start to cry,
When they don't qualify,
Blame lasagne,
When they think it's a treat,
But it's really dodgy meat,
Blame lasagne...

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C:\0083.txt

Boring, Boring Arsenal. - Arsenal AFC

Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal.

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C:\0084.txt

Born Is The King Of Highbury - Arsenal AFC

Charlie, Charlie!
Charlie, Charlie!
Born is the king of Highbury!

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C:\0085.txt

Bubbles Up Your Arse - Arsenal AFC

You can stick your fucking bubbles up your arse!
You can stick your fucking bubbles up your arse!
You can stick your fucking bubbles,
Stick your fucking bubbles,
Stick your fucking bubbles up your arse!

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C:\0086.txt

By Jesus said Paddy - Arsenal AFC

By Jesus said Paddy, I sing it so well,
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again,
So Paddy got up and he sang it again,
Over and over and over again...........

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C:\0087.txt

By Jesus Said Paddy - Arsenal AFC

By Jesus said Paddy, I sing it so well,
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again,
So Paddy got up and he sang it again,
Over and over and over again...

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C:\0088.txt

Can We Play You Every Week? - Arsenal AFC

Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?

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C:\0089.txt

Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing? - Arsenal AFC

Can you hear the Tott'nam sing? No-ooo!
Can you hear the Tott'nam sing? No-o! No-o!
Can you hear the Tott'nam sing?
I can't hear a fucking thing!
Whoahhhh!
Shhhhh...

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C:\0090.txt

Can You Hear Us Scum? - Arsenal AFC

Can you hear us on the telly, Tottenham?
Can you hear us on the telly, Tottenham?
Can you hear us on the telly,
Hear us on the telly,
Hear us on the telly, Tottenham?

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C:\0091.txt

Carefree - Arsenal AFC

Carefree where ever we may be,
Cos we are the famous AFC,
And we don't give a fuck
about Chelsea,
Cos we are the famous AFC!!

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C:\0092.txt

Cesc Fabregas - Arsenal AFC

(sung to the tune of man utd's ronaldo song)

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
But this guy can pass,
He's CESC FABREGAS,
ARSENAL (clap clap clap),
ARSENAL (clap clap clap)...

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C:\0093.txt

Cesc Fabregas Is His Name - Arsenal AFC

Cesc Fabregas is his name,
And he used to eat paella down in Spain,
He was born to be a Gooner,
We should have got him sooner,
Cesc Fabregas is his name!

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C:\0094.txt

Channel 5 - Arsenal AFC

Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
(repeat)

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C:\0095.txt

Cheat - Arsenal AFC

Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat...

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C:\0096.txt

Cheerio! - Arsenal AFC

Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio,
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio-o,
Cheerio cheerio cheerio!
Cheerio! CHEERIO!

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C:\0097.txt

Cheryl Is Sore! - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor
Adebayooor
He's hung like an elephant,
And Cheryl is sore!

--

C:\0098.txt

Come on Arsenal! - Arsenal AFC

Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!

--

C:\0099.txt

Come To See The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal,
Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal,
Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal,
Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal...

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C:\0100.txt

Come To See Eboue - Arsenal AFC

Come to see Eboue!
You've only come to see Eboue!
Come to see Eboooue!
You've only come to see Eboue!

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C:\0101.txt

Cooking - Arsenal AFC

Isn't it fabulous,
Cooking with Fabregas,
Stir in our genie,
Mathieu Flamini ...

--

C:\0102.txt

David Pleat - Arsenal AFC

What did she weeear? *one man*
She wore!
She wore!
She wore fishnet stockings,
She wore fishnet stockings and stilletos on her feet,
And when,
I asked,
On why she wore that stockings,
She said it's for her client,
And his name is David Pleat!

David Pleat!
David Pleat!
He's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat!

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C:\0103.txt

Denilson - Arsenal AFC

We've got Denis Nielsen!
We've got Denis Nielsen!
We've got Denis Nielsen!...

--

C:\0104.txt

Der Der Der - Arsenal AFC

Der-der!
Der-der!
Der-der! Der-der! Der-der-der!
Der-der-der! Der-der-der-der!
Der-der-der-der-der-der-der!
ARSENAL!

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C:\0105.txt

Diaby - Arsenal AFC

Diaby,
Whoah,
Diaby,
Whoah,
We bought him from Auxerre,
He's every fucking where...

--

C:\0106.txt

Diaby - Arsenal AFC

Diaby whoever you maybe,
You eat frogs in your country,
But it couldn't be worse than a scouse,
Who eats rat in their council house...

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C:\0107.txt

D.I.A.B.Y - Arsenal AFC

D.I.A.B.Y!
D.I.A.B.Y!
D.I.A.B.Y!...

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C:\0108.txt

Red Army Diaby - Arsenal AFC

Red army,
Diaby,
Red army,
Diaby,
Red army,
Diaby....

(repeat)

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C:\0109.txt

Diaby Whoah - Arsenal AFC

Diaby whoah,
Diaby whoah,
He comes from Gay Paree (Paris),
And knocked out John Terry!

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C:\0110.txt

Diarra Wooahh - Arsenal AFC

Diarra wooahh
Diarra wooahh
He hates the Chelsea scum
As Ashley wants his Bum
(again)

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C:\0111.txt

Dirty Northern Bastards - Arsenal AFC

You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards...

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C:\0112.txt

Do You Come From Manchester? - Arsenal AFC

Do you come from,
Do you come from,
Do you come from Manchester?
Do you come from Manchester?

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C:\0113.txt

Does the social know you're here? - Arsenal AFC

Does the social,
Does the social,
Does the social know you're here,
Does the social know you're here?...

--

C:\0114.txt

Down With The Tottenham - Arsenal AFC

Down with the Tott'nam!
You're going down with the Tott'nam!
Down with the Tooott'nam!
You're going down with the Tott'nam!

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C:\0115.txt

Drink Drink Together - Arsenal AFC

Now there's a team called the Arsenal,
The greatest of them all,
And we will always support them,
Whether they rise or fall, or fall!

So we'll drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC,
Drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC.

Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham Hotspur
They can go to hell, to hell

So we'll drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC,
Drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC...

--

C:\0116.txt

Dvd - Arsenal AFC

DVD!
DVD!
DVD!
DVD!
DVD!
DVD!

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C:\0117.txt

Easy! - Arsenal AFC

Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy!...

--

C:\0118.txt

Eboue! - Arsenal AFC

Do do do-do do-do do do!
Do do do-do-do-do!
Eboue!

(Tequila - The Champs)

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C:\0119.txt

Eddie (Eduardo chnat) - Arsenal AFC

Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!...

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C:\0120.txt

Eduardo - Arsenal AFC

Eduardo woooooooahh,
Eduardo woooooahh,
He came from Dinamo,
He's better than Shevchenko,
Eduardo wooooahhh,
Eduardo wooooaaahh...

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C:\0121.txt

Eduardo - Arsenal AFC

He came to us wen Henry went, Eddie, Eddie,
His scored more goals then Darren Bent, Eddie, Eddie,
He broke his leg,
But he'll be back,
And Darren Bent will still be cack,
Eduardo Silva, Arsenals number 9!
la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la
eduardo silva, arsenals number 9...

--

C:\0122.txt

Eduardo! - Arsenal AFC

Eeeeeduardo,
Eeeeeduardo,
Eeeeeduardo,
Eeeeeduardo...

--

C:\0123.txt

Eduardo Silva Arsenal's Number 9 - Arsenal AFC

He came to us when Henry went, Eddie, Eddie,
He scored more goals than Darren Bent, Eddie, Eddie,
He broke his leg,
But he'll be back,
and Darren Bent will still be cack,
Eduardo Silva Arsenal's Number 9!!

la,la,la,la,la,la,la...

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C:\0124.txt

England no.6 - Arsenal AFC

Englands, Englands number 6,
Englands number 6...

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C:\0125.txt

Englands Number 1 - Arsenal AFC

Englands, number one!
Englands, Englands number one!
Englands, number one!
Englands, Englands number one!

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C:\0126.txt

European Tour - Arsenal AFC

We're all going on a European tour!
European tour!
European tour!

We're all going on a European tour!
European tour!
European tour!

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C:\0127.txt

Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This? - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Chelsea play like this?
Have you ever seen Chelsea play like this?
Have you ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea play like this? (Have you fuck!)...

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C:\0128.txt

Fabregas - Arsenal AFC

Cesc Fa-bre-gas,
You are the love of my life,
Cesc Fab-re-gas,
I'd let you shag my wife,
'Cos you're Arsenal
Through and through
(repeat)

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C:\0129.txt

Fabregas-Gas-Gas - Arsenal AFC

Fabregas gas gas,
Theres no doubt hes fucking class,
Fabregas gas gas,
He will always find a pass,
To the left, to the right, to the spanish beat all night,
He is all red and white,
And he knows that spurs are shiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

--

C:\0130.txt

Fat Boy, What's The Score? - Arsenal AFC

Fat boy,
What's the score?
Fat boy,
Fat boy,
What's the score?

--

C:\0131.txt

Ferguson Are You Listening - Arsenal AFC

Fergusooon, are you listening?
You'd better keep your trophy glistening!
Coz we'll be back in May!
To take it away!!!
Walking in a Wenger Wonderland!

--

C:\0132.txt

Fuck 'em All - Arsenal AFC

Fuck 'em all,
Fuck 'em all,
United, Chelsea and Liverpool,
Coz we are the ARSENAL
And we are the best,
We are the ARSENAL
So fuck all the rest...

--

C:\0133.txt

Follow Follow Follow - Arsenal AFC

Follow Follow Follow,
Are u listening to us Mourinho,
You might keep nagging all day and night,
But you'll never reach the Arsenaaaal...

--

C:\0134.txt

Fuck Off Mourinho - Arsenal AFC

Fuck off Mouriniho!
Fuck off Mouriniho!
Fuck off Mouriniho!
Fuck off Mouriniho!

--

C:\0135.txt

Fuck Off The Press! - Arsenal AFC

Fuck 'em all,
Fuck 'em all,
The Star, The Sun, The People,
Coz we are the Arsenal,
And we are the best,
We are the Arsenal, so fuck off the press!

--

C:\0136.txt

Gael Clichy! - Arsenal AFC

Cliiichy!
Cliiichy!
Cliiichy!
Cliiichy!...

--

C:\0137.txt

Gallas' Much Better Than Ashley - Arsenal AFC

Gallas!
He's much better then Ashley!
Gallas!
Loves the Arsenal as you see!

--

C:\0138.txt

George Armstrong On The Wing! - Arsenal AFC

Geordie!
Geordie Armstrong!
Geordie Armstrong, on the wing!

Geordie!
Geordie Armstrong!
Geordie Armstrong, on the wing!

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C:\0139.txt

Tony Adams Magic - Arsenal AFC

Tony Adams magic,
Hes got a magic knob,
And when he saw Caprice,
He shoved it in her gob,
Shoved it up her fanny,
Shoved it up her bum,
And when he went to shite hart lane,
He fucked Glen H***le's mum!

--

C:\0140.txt

Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! - Arsenal AFC

Adebayors!
Adebayooors!
Stevie Gerrard's baby
It's Adebayors!

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C:\0141.txt

Get Your Phones Out For Ashley - Arsenal AFC

Get your phones out,
Get your phones out,
Get your phones out for Ashley!
Get your phones out for Ashley!

--

C:\0142.txt

Gilberto! - Arsenal AFC

Gilberto!
Gilberto!
Gilberto!
Gilberto!

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C:\0143.txt

God save our queen - Arsenal AFC

God Save our Gracious queen,
She luves the Arsenal team,
God save our queen,
La La La La La,
She doesn't like West Ham Chelsea or Tottenham (SCUMS!!),
She only likes the Arsenal,
God Save Our Queen,
...The Arsenal...The Arsenal...The Arsenal...

--

C:\0144.txt

Good Old Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Good old Arsenal,
We're proud to say that name,
And while we sing this song,
We'll win the game.

--

C:\0145.txt

Greatest Man At Highbury - Kolo Toure - Arsenal AFC

Kolo,
Kolo Toure,
He's the greatest man at Highbury,
From the,
Coast of Ivory,
He is going down in history...

(Flintstones theme)

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C:\0146.txt

Hark now hear - Arsenal AFC

Hark now hear the Arsenal sing,
The Tottenham run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day.

--

C:\0147.txt

Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen Geordies,
Ever seen Geordies,
Have you ever seen Geordies win the league,
Have you fuck!

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C:\0148.txt

Have You Ever seen Tottenham Win The League - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham,
Ever seen Tottenham,
Ever seen Tottenham win the league?
Have you fuck!

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C:\0149.txt

He Knocked John Terry Out - Abou Diaby - Arsenal AFC

He knocked John Terry out!
He knocked John Terry out!
He knocked John Terry out!
He knocked John Terry out!

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C:\0150.txt

He Scores With His First Touch! - Arsenal AFC

He's skilled!
He's Dutch!
He scores with his first touch!
Van Persie! Van Persie!

--

C:\0151.txt

Hello, Hello... - Arsenal AFC

Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal boys,
Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal boys,
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you die,
We all follow the Arsenal.

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C:\0152.txt

He's Bald, He's Shit - Arsenal AFC

He's bald!
He's shit!
He gets a game when no-one's fit!
Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan!

--

C:\0153.txt

He's Only A Poor Little Scouser! - Arsenal AFC

He's only a poor little scouser
His face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore!

--

C:\0154.txt

He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo! - Arsenal AFC

He's only a poor little Yiddo,
He stands at the back of The Shelf,
He goes to the bar,
To buy a lager,
And only buys one for himself (tight cunt!)...

--

C:\0155.txt

I Would Rather Have A Willy - Arsenal AFC

I'd rather have a willy than a cunt,
I'd rather have a willy than a cunt,
I'd rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy than a cunt!

ALSO:

Singing we swapped a willy for a cunt,
Singing we swapped a willy for a cunt,
Singing we swapped a willy,
We swapped a willy
We swapped a willy for a cunt!

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C:\0156.txt

I Would Walk 500 Miles - Arsenal AFC

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be a man who walks a 1000 miles to see Eduardo score!

Der-der-der, der-der-der, der-der-der......

--

C:\0157.txt

Ian Wright! - Arsenal AFC

Ian Wright Wright Wright!
Ian Wright Wright Wright!
Ian Wright Wright Wright!

--

C:\0158.txt

I'd rather have a Willie - Arsenal AFC

I'd rather have a Willie than a Cunt!
I'd rather have a Willie than a Cunt!
I'd rather have a Willie,
I'd rather have a Willie,
I'd rather have a Willie than a Cunt!

--

C:\0159.txt

If Robbo Plays For England So Can I (Paul Robinson) - Arsenal AFC

If Robbo can play for England so can I!
If Robbo can play for England so can I!
If Robbo can play for England,
Robbo can play for England,
Robbo can play for England so can I!

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C:\0160.txt

If you hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands - Arsenal AFC

If you hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands,
If you hate Tottenham clap yer hands,
If you hate Tottenham Hotspur,
Hate Tottenham Hostspur,
Hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands.

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C:\0161.txt

server error

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C:\0162.txt

In Your Liverpool Slums - Arsenal AFC

In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game, and your dad's on the nick
He can't find a job, he's to fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums

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C:\0163.txt

server error

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C:\0164.txt

server error

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C:\0165.txt

It's All Gone Quiet Over There - Arsenal AFC

It's all gone quiet over there!
Yes, it's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet over there!

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C:\0166.txt

It's Like A Morgue In Here! - Arsenal AFC

A morgue!
It's like a morgue in here!
It's like a morgue in here!
It's like a morgue in here!

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C:\0167.txt

It's So Quiet At The Lane! - Arsenal AFC

It's so quiet
It's so quiet
It's so quiet
At the Lane!

OR:

At The Bridge, Old Trafford, Anfield Road.......

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C:\0168.txt

Jingle Bells - Arsenal AFC

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
The Tottenham lose away, hey!

(or Arsenal win away!)

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C:\0169.txt

Jingle Bells 2 - Arsenal AFC

Jingle bells
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Santa is a Gooner,
And at Emirates her today, hey!

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C:\0170.txt

Jump Up For The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Jump up, for The Arsenal
Jump up, for The Arsenal
Jump up, for The Arsenal
Jump up, for The Arsenal

(Stand up, for The Arsenal... / Sit down, for The Arsenal... / Lay down, for The Arsenal......)

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C:\0171.txt

Justin Hoyte - Arsenal AFC

Justin Hoyte Hoyte Hoyte!
Justin Hoyte Hoyte Hoyte!

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C:\0172.txt

Keane Is A Pikey - Arsenal AFC

Robbie Keane's a pikey,
He wears a gippo hat,
He saw a caravan,
And said I'm having that...

--

C:\0173.txt

Kolo Toure - Arsenal AFC

De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure,
De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure,
De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure,
De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure...

--

C:\0174.txt

Kolo Toure! - Arsenal AFC

Do do do,
We've got Kolo Toure!
Do do do,
He plays for Arsenal!

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C:\0175.txt

Lasagne - Arsenal AFC

Lasagne woah!
Lasagne woah!
We laughed ourselve to bits,
When Tottenham had the shits,
Lasagne woah!

--

C:\0176.txt

Lehmann - Arsenal AFC

Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann...

--

C:\0177.txt

Let's All Laugh At Tottenham! - Arsenal AFC

Let's all laugh at Tottenham,
Let's all laugh at Tottenham,
La la la-la!
La la la-la!

(or Manu, Chelsea, England etc... But mostly The Scum of course!)

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C:\0178.txt

Let's Go Fucking Mental - Arsenal AFC

Let's go fucking mental,
Let's go fucking mental,
La la la-la!
La la la-la!

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C:\0179.txt

Live Around The Corner - Arsenal AFC

Live around the corner!
You only live around the corner!
Live around the cooorner!
You only live around the corner!

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C:\0180.txt

Liverpool Hoof The Ball - Arsenal AFC

Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball...

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C:\0181.txt

Man United Won Fuck All - Arsenal AFC

Fuck all, fuck all, fuck all!
Man United have won, fuck all!
And the cockney reds,
Going down in their beds,
Coz Man United have won, fuck all!

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C:\0182.txt

Manual Almunia - Arsenal AFC

Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia...

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C:\0183.txt

Manuel For England! - Arsenal AFC

Manuel for England! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*
Manuel for England! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*
Manuel for England! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*

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C:\0184.txt

Maybe It's Because I'M A Londoner - Arsenal AFC

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London so!
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I think of her wherever I go!
I get a funny feeling inside of me!
(SPUNK!)
Just walking up and down!
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London Town!
(Get off your sister!)

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C:\0185.txt

Molly Mallone - Arsenal AFC

In London's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through Streets broad and narrow,
Singing…
(clap...clap..clapclapclap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap)
ARSENAL!

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C:\0186.txt

My Old Man - Arsenal AFC

My old man said be a Tottenham fan
But I said fuck off ballocks, you're a cunt, you're a cunt
We'll follow the Arsenal over land and sea
We'll follow the Arsenal unto victory...

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C:\0187.txt

Nasri - Arsenal AFC

Chim chimeney, chim chimeney chim chim cher-ee,
Who needs Ronaldo wen we've got Nasri?

--

C:\0188.txt

server error

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C:\0189.txt

North Bank/Clock End - Arsenal AFC

We're the North Bank,
We're the North Bank,
We're the North Bank Highbury!

(others responding)

We're the Clock End,
We're the Clock End,
We're the Clock End Highbury!

(*West Stand & East Stand at the Highbury also chanted their version back in the "old days"*)

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C:\0190.txt

North London - Arsenal AFC

Oh North London,
Oh North London,
Is wonderful,
Is wonderful,
Oh North London is wonderful,
It's full of tits fanny and arsenal,
Oh North London is wonderful...

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C:\0191.txt

Oh Ah Ray Parlour - Arsenal AFC

Oh ah Ray Parlour!
Oh ah Ray Parlour!
Oh ah Ray Parlour!
Oh ah Ray Parlour!...

--

C:\0192.txt

Oh Ashley Cole - Arsenal AFC

Oh Ashley Cole,
Is a fucking arsehole,
Is a fucking arsehole,
Is a fucking arsehole...

--

C:\0193.txt

Oh Manchester Is Full Of Shit - Arsenal AFC

Oh Manchester!
(Oh Manchester!)
Is full of shit!
(Is full of shit!)
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
It's full of shit, shit and more shit
Oh Manchester is full of shit!

(can also be used against Tottenham & Liverpool etc)

--

C:\0194.txt

Oh Rocky Rocky - Arsenal AFC

Oh Rocky, Rocky!
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky Rocastle!

--

C:\0195.txt

Oh This Is So Fucking Easy! - Arsenal AFC

So fucking easy!
Oh this is so fucking easy!
So fucking eeeasy!
Oh this is so fucking easy!

--

C:\0196.txt

server error

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C:\0197.txt

One Arsene Wenger - Arsenal AFC

One Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's ony one Arsene Wenger...

One Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's ony one Arsene Wenger...

One Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's ony one Arsene Wenger...

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C:\0198.txt

One Job Between You - Arsenal AFC

One job between you!
You've only one job between you!
One job betweeen you!
You've only one job between you!

--

C:\0199.txt

One Malcolm Glazer! - Arsenal AFC

There's only ooone Malcolm Glazier,
One Malcolm Glazer,
He used to be Yank,
But now he's a Manc,
Walking in a Glazer wonderland!

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C:\0200.txt

One Man Went To Bed - Arsenal AFC

To the tune of Chelsea's one man went to mow:

One man went to bed,
Went to bed with A*****,
One man and his mobile phone went to bed with A*****.
Two man went to bed (three man four man etc etc....finishing with the grand finale of ten men.)

Thanks to Paul Baker

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C:\0201.txt

One Team Called Arsenal! - Arsenal AFC

One team called Arsenal!
There's only one team called Arsenal!
One team called Aaarsenal!
There's only one team called Arsenal!

--

C:\0202.txt

One Team In London - Arsenal AFC

One team in London,
There's only one team in London,
One team in London,
There's only one team in London

--

C:\0203.txt

One Tony Adams! - Arsenal AFC

One Tony Adams!
There's only one Tony Adams!
One Tony Adams!
There's only one Tony Adams!

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C:\0204.txt

Oooh to be a Gooner - Arsenal AFC

Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner...

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C:\0205.txt

Part-Time Supporters - Arsenal AFC

Part-time supporters! *clap x5*
Part-time supporters! *clap x5*
Part-time supporters! *clap x5*...

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C:\0206.txt

Pascal Cygan - Arsenal AFC

He's bald,
He's shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

--

C:\0207.txt

Phillipe Senderos - Arsenal AFC

Phillipe Senderos,
Tra la la la la,
Phillipe Senderos,
Traaa la la la la la...

--

C:\0208.txt

Pride Of London - Arsenal AFC

Pride of London! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*
Pride of London! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*

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C:\0209.txt

Que Sera Sera - Arsenal AFC

Que sera sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Wemberly,
Que sera sera...

2006 Champions League version:

Que sera sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Gay Paree(Paris)
Que sera sera...

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C:\0210.txt

Red Army - Arsenal AFC

Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army...
(repeated)

--

C:\0211.txt

Rent Boy - Arsenal AFC

Rent boy!
Rent boy!
Rent boy!
Rent boy!

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C:\0212.txt

Reserves! - Arsenal AFC

Reserves!
We've only playing reserves!
We've only playing reserves!
We've only playing reserves!

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C:\0213.txt

Riders Of The Clock End Highbury! - Arsenal AFC

Eyes right,
Skin back tight,
Bollocks to the front!
We're the boys,
Who makes more noise,
When we're on the count!
We're the riders of the night,
And we'd rather fuck than fight,
We're the riders of the Clock End Highbury!

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C:\0214.txt

Rio Ferdinand Skank - Arsenal AFC

30 mil for Rio!
30 mil for Rio!
He got no class and he can't pass,
Rio Ferdinand...

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C:\0215.txt

Robbie Savage Is A Wanker - Arsenal AFC

Robbie Savage
Is a wanker!
Is a wanker!
Robbie Savage
Is a wanker!
Is a wanker!

(also sung to Steve McLaren recently, and for other wankers when necessary)

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C:\0216.txt

Robbo You're A Cunt! - Arsenal AFC

Robbo!
You're a cunt!
Robbo, Robbo!
You're a cunt!

--

C:\0217.txt

Robin Van Persie - Arsenal AFC

Robin Van Persie, (clapping),
Robin Van Persie, (clapping),
Robin Van Persie, (clapping),
Robin Van Persie, (clapping)...

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C:\0218.txt

Roll Out The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Roll out the Arsenal
Let's have a barrel of fun,
Roll out the Arsenal,
We've got them all on the run,
Just one more goal now,
Then how we all will cheer,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
The gang's all here!

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C:\0219.txt

Ronaldo Loves Diving - Arsenal AFC

Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box,
Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box,
If He Cant Get A Goal,
He Will Fucking Fall
Oh Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box...!

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C:\0220.txt

Ronaldo Shit Bag - Arsenal AFC

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Gayboy Ronaldo,
Is why Man u are SHITE!

--

C:\0221.txt

Run, Run whoever you may be - Arsenal AFC

Run Run Whoever you may be.
Theres no-one as fast as our Henry.
And you'll be seeing red and nothing of the ball.
Cause we are the London/ Fucking Ar-sen-al

--

C:\0222.txt

Running Round Chelsea - Arsenal AFC

We'll be running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out,
We'll be running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out,
We'll be running round Chelsea,
Running round Chelsea,
Running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out!

Singing we've got 10 more than you,
Singing we've got 10 more than you,
Singing we've got 10,
We've got 10,
We've got 10 more than you!

--

C:\0223.txt

Ryan Giggs - Arsenal AFC

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal,
How did he miss?
Arsenal took the piss,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

--

C:\0224.txt

Sacked In The Morning - Arsenal AFC

Sacked in the morning!
You're getting sacked in the morning!
Sacked in the morning!
You're getting sacked in the morning!

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C:\0225.txt

Same Old Arsenal Always Winning - Arsenal AFC

Same old Arsenal, always winning!
Same old Arsenal, always winning!
Same old Arsenal, always winning!...

OR:

Same old Arsenal, taking the piss!
Same old Arsenal, taking the piss!
Same old Arsenal, taking the piss!...

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C:\0226.txt

Score When We Want To - Arsenal AFC

Score when we want to,
We've only score when we want to,
Score when we waaant to,
We've only score when we want to...

--

C:\0227.txt

Scum! - Arsenal AFC

Scum!
Scum!
Scum!
Scum!...

--

C:\0228.txt

Seen Gerrard Win The League? - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard,
Have you ever seen Gerrard,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you Fuck!!!

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C:\0229.txt

Shall We Sing A Song For You? - Arsenal AFC

Shall we sing
Shall we sing
Shall we sing a song for you?
Shall we sing a song for you?

--

C:\0230.txt

She Fell Over - Arsenal AFC

She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over...

--

C:\0231.txt

She wore - Arsenal AFC

She wore,
She wore,
She wore a yellow ribbon,
She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when,
I asked,
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley,
Wembley,
We're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wembley...

--

C:\0232.txt

Sheryl Is A Slapper - Arsenal AFC

Sheryl is a slapper,
She is a dirty whore,
And when she's shagging Ashley,
She thinks of Adebayor!

--

C:\0233.txt

Shit Club No History - Arsenal AFC

Shit club, no history!
Shit club, no history!
Shit club, no history!
Shit club, no history!

--

C:\0234.txt

Shit Maradona! - Arsenal AFC

Shit Maradona!
You're just a shit Maradona!
Shit Maradooona!
You're just a shit Maradona!

--

C:\0235.txt

Sing About The Gunners - Arsenal AFC

Sing about the Gunners,
We're the lads in Red and White,
We can play the football game,
And we can play it right.
While there's still a minute left,
We'll not give up the fight,
When we go marching on Wembley.

March on, march on!
The boys from Highbury.
March on, march on!
March on to victory.

The Gunners colours on the Cup,
Is what we're gonna see,
When we go marching on Wembley!

--

C:\0236.txt

Sit Down Shut Up - Arsenal AFC

Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up...

(repeated)

--

C:\0237.txt

Sol Campbell's A Gooner - Arsenal AFC

Sol's a Gooner,
Do do do-do,
Sol's a Gooner,
Do do do-do...

--

C:\0238.txt

Spain In The Summer - Arsenal AFC

Spain in The Summer,
You're going to Spain in the Summer,
Spain in The Summer,
You're going to Spain in the Summer...

--

C:\0239.txt

Spurs Going Down - Arsenal AFC

They're going down,
They're going down,
They're going,
Tottenham's going down...

--

C:\0240.txt

Shit Team In Fulham - Arsenal AFC

Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!
Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!
Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!
Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!

--

C:\0241.txt

Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down - Arsenal AFC

Stamford Bridge is falling down!
Falling down!
Falling down!
Stamford Bridge is falling down!
Poor old Chelsea!

Build it up with Red and White!
Red and White!
Red and White!
Build it up with Red and White!
Poor old Chelsea!

--

C:\0242.txt

Stand Up For The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal...

--

C:\0243.txt

Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham - Arsenal AFC

Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham...

--

C:\0244.txt

Stand Up If You've Got A Job - Arsenal AFC

Stand up, if you've got a job!
Stand up, if you've got a job!
Stand up, if you've got a job!
Stand up, if you've got a job!

(or jump up)

--

C:\0245.txt

Steve Bould! - Arsenal AFC

Steve Bould,
Steve Bould,
Stevie, Stevie Bould,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care,
Stevie, Stevie Bould...

--

C:\0246.txt

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard - Arsenal AFC

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...

--

C:\0247.txt

Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse - Arsenal AFC

Up your arse!
Up your arse!
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse!
Stamford Bridge to Emirates,
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse!

--

C:\0248.txt

Stick Your Russian Rubles - Arsenal AFC

You can stick your Russian Rubles up your arse,
You can stick your Russian Rubles up your arse,
You can stick your Russian Rubles,
You can stick your Russian Rubles
You can stick your Russian Rubles up your arse...

--

C:\0249.txt

Super Nick - Arsenal AFC

Super,
Super Nick,
Super
Super Nick,
Super
Super Nick,
Super Nicklas Bendtner...

--

C:\0250.txt

Super Nicklas Bendtner - Arsenal AFC

Super, super Nick,
Super, super Nick,
Super, super Nick,
Super Nicklas Bendtner...

--

C:\0251.txt

Super Robert Pires! - Arsenal AFC

Super, super Rob
Super, super Rob
Super, super Rob
Super Robert Pires!

--

C:\0252.txt

Super Rosicky - Arsenal AFC

Super,
Super Tom,
Super,
Super Tom,
Super,
Super Tom,
Super Tom Rosicky...

--

C:\0253.txt

Super Samir Nasri - Arsenal AFC

Super, super Sam,
Super, super Sam,
Super, super Sam,
Super Samir Nasri!

--

C:\0254.txt

That's Why You're Going Down - Arsenal AFC

That's why you're going down!
That's why you're going down!
That's why you're going down!
That's why you're going down!

(Sung when we beat teams longer down the table)

--

C:\0255.txt

The New Ian Wright - Arsenal AFC

Went down the Lane,
The other night,
To tell the scum,
We got the new Ian Wright,

They said to me,
How can that be?
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry…

Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry!

--

C:\0256.txt

The Referee's A Wanker - Arsenal AFC

The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!

--

C:\0257.txt

server error

--

C:\0258.txt

The Tottenham Came In One By One - Arsenal AFC

The Tott'nam came in one by one,
Hoorah! Hoorah!
The Tott'nam came in one by one,
Hoorah! Hoorah!
The Tott'nam came in one by one,
And one by one,
They all got done,
La la la, la-la-la-la-la!

--

C:\0259.txt

Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo... - Arsenal AFC

Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo..

--

C:\0260.txt

There Was A Team From White Hart Lane - Arsenal AFC

There was a team from White Hart Lane,
Who couldn't kick a ball,
And every time they tried to,
They seemed to win fuck all,
And then they came to the Emirates,
And that was fucking daft,
Coz all the Arsenal team could do,
Was laugh and laugh and laugh...

--

C:\0261.txt

There's Only One Dennis Bergkamp! - Arsenal AFC

There's only ooone Dennis Bergkamp,
One Dennis Bergkamp,
Walking a long,
Singing a song,
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland!

--

C:\0262.txt

There's Only One Keown! - Arsenal AFC

Keown!
There's only one Keown!
There's only one Keown!
There's only one Keown!

--

C:\0263.txt

Thierry Henry - Arsenal AFC

Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry!

--

C:\0264.txt

Thierry Henry - Arsenal AFC

Thierry Henry,
Came to us from Turin,
Not too sure about playing,
Up-front or the wing,
Then Arsene had a word,
And he said he was keen,
To turn him into the best striker,
We've ever seen…

--

C:\0265.txt

Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife - Arsenal AFC

Titus Bramble,
Titus Bramble,
Titus Bramble shagged your wife!
Titus Bramble shagged your wife!

--

C:\0266.txt

Tottenham fan on a string, - Arsenal AFC

When I was a little boy,
My mother bought me a little toy,
Tottenham fan on a string,
Told me to kick his fuckin' head in,
Kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his fuckin' head in.

--

C:\0267.txt

Tottenham On Channel 5 - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham, on Channel Five!
Tottenham, on Channel Five!
Tottenham, on Channel Five!
Tottenham, on Channel Five!

--

C:\0268.txt

Tottenham Run - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham run,
Tottenham shit,
And Arsenal are the cause of it...

--

C:\0269.txt

Tottenham Sing Us A Song! - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham!
Sing us a song!
Tottenham, Tottenham!
Sing us a song!

--

C:\0270.txt

Tottenham Wank Wank Wank - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham, wank, wank, wank!
Tottenham, wank, wank, wank!
Tottenham, wank, wank, wank!...

--

C:\0271.txt

Tottenham Watching Eastenders - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham, watching Eastenders!
Tottenham, watching Eastenders!
Tottenham, watching Eastenders!
Tottenham, watching Eastenders!

--

C:\0272.txt

Tottenham went to Rome - Arsenal AFC

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