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HuwG BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008! (149* d) RE: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008! 21 Sep 08

A priest goes on holiday aboard a cruise ship. Because he thinks that the presence of a Man of the Cloth might inhibit his fellow passengers, he leaves behind his clerical garb and instead dresses in an outrageously loud Hawaiian shirt and a pair of shorts.

He is relaxing on the sun deck when a woman wearing the bottom half of a bikini and a pair of sunglasses passes by and says, "Hello, Father".

Astonished, he asks, "How on Earth did you know I was a priest?"

"Father, it's me! Sister Kathleen!"

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