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moongoddess Phone numbers in songs. (65* d) Lyr Add: VATICAN CASKETS (Patrick Sky) 21 Feb 08

This song is one of my favorites by Patrick Sky and it contains a very clever phone number.

Words and music by Patrick Sky

Vatican Caskets are just fine,
Made of sandalwood and pine.
When your loved ones have to go,
Dial et cum spirit 2 - 2 - 0.

When your loved ones pass away,
Have them pass the Vatican way.
Sistine Chapel, St. Peter's, too,
Holy water just for you.

Vatican Caskets unlike a rose,
They will never decompose.
For they stand the test of time,
No need to kill the flies with lime.

Get down on your knees and pray,
When your loved ones pass away.
Vatican customers all sing,
Death, oh death, where is thy sting?
Oh, shit.

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