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Wincing Devil Happy birthday Severn (65* d) RE: Happy birthday Severn 30 Dec 07


Come on Severn! "Delilah seduced Sampson by assuring him that he'd be balled by morning, right?". Stay away from Framingham, MA! The town council recently tried to enact an ordinance against puns on public billboards and buses. It was voted down when the Mayor pointed out "When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns!" (rimshot)

The folks who groan the loudest at puns are the ones who are thinking "Why didn't I come up with that?".

Anyway, your birthday's over, get back to work!


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