Mudcat Café Message Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafeawe

User Name Thread Name Subject Posted
philgarringer BS: GPS systems for cats !!!??? (16) RE: BS: GPS systems for cats !!!??? 29 Jul 07

That reminds me of a story I once heard. Seems there was this fellow, and his wife had a cat. Well, this guy hated the cat so much that one day, when his wife was out shopping, he grabbed the cat and put it in his car. He then drove WAAAAAY out into the wilderness, and threw the cat out of the car.

When he got home that afternoon, he was shocked to see the little kitty waiting at his front door. He couldn't figure out how it had gotten home.

The next morning, after his wife had gone out on an errand, he grabbed the cat again, and this time drove even further out into the wilderness. He threw the cat out, and sped away homeward. He was astonished to see the cat, waiting at the front door, again!

The next day, the man was doubly determined to rid himself of this cat. He grabbed the cat and drove for HOURS through dangerous back roads and into the deepest woods he could find. Then, he tossed the cat out, and sped away.

Unfortunately, the man had driven so far down the back roads, that he had lost his way. He drove around for hours trying to figure out where he was, and how to get home. Finally, he got out of his car, climbed a tree (in order to get a better signal for his cell phone, of course!), and called his house. His wife answered the phone, and he asked her if the cat was there. She replied that, of course the cat was there. He had been home all afternoon.

"Put that little bastard on the phone", the man demanded, "I need to get directions from him..."

Post to this Thread -

Back to the Main Forum Page

By clicking on the User Name, you will requery the forum for that user. You will see everything that he or she has posted with that Mudcat name.

By clicking on the Thread Name, you will be sent to the Forum on that thread as if you selected it from the main Mudcat Forum page.

By clicking on the Subject, you will also go to the thread as if you selected it from the original Forum page, but also go directly to that particular message.

By clicking on the Date (Posted), you will dig out every message posted that day.

Try it all, you will see.