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Edmond The funniest song you have ever heard II (152* d) RE: The funniest song you have ever heard II 06 Jul 07

Here's another couple of verses from "The Elephant's Bottom" - non-PC or what ?

There's plenty of room down inside
For bottles of beer if you've got'em (We've got 'em !)
And you should hear the laughs
When I blow out the froth
Through the hole, etc.

A nancy-boy came to the show
And before they could stop him
He'd shoved a great big bouquet (Through what ?)
Through the hole in the Elephant's Bottom !

The Pennine Folk used to do a great version, as did the Cheshire Folk. One Member of the Cheshire Folk used to get p*ssed off with "Audience Participation" (the bits in brackets).

Bryn Pugh

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