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richd Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe! (92* d) RE: Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe! 06 May 07


A variation on The Chinese grocer posted above, from south Wales:
I went to a Chinese fish shop
To buy a loaf of bread, bread bread
I wrapped it up in a five pound note
And this is what he said said said said.
My name is Elvis Presley
Girls are sexy
Sitting in the corner
Drinking Pepsi
Boys are wallies
Playing with the doliies,
Do me a favour drop dead.
What did you die of?
Raw Fish
What did you die like?
Like this
Blurgwaaaa-
(falls over )


Played in school currently.

And another one

Coca Cola, Coca Cola
Alabooshka, Alabooshka
Boys got the muscles,
teacher can't count,
Girls got the sexy legs
You better watch out.

Rich d.


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