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aussiebloke BS: New Oz words... (39) BS: New Oz words... 19 Mar 07

The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where entrants
were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand these :)

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor
Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of
sexual activity.
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
Technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.

Leave a message if you need a translation

Cheers all


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