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cetmst Songs to piss on Gallo's grave by (15) Lyr Add: GALLO SONG (Steve & Peter Jones) 12 Mar 07


From Rise Up Singing by Steve and Peter Jones:

GALLO SONG
(Steve & Peter Jones)

I was having dinner the other night
With the Bishop of Idaho.
He served roast beef and mashed potatos
And a bottle of Paisano.

CHORUS
And I said Paisano* is a Gallo wine.
You got to take that bottle back
And you cannot drink it until Gallo signs;
You got to take that bottle back.

I was walking through this alley the other night
And these were the words I heard:
"Give me all your money 'cause I got to go
Buy a bottle of Thunderbird.

Chorus: *Thunderbird

I was at a concert the other night
When I felt a tap on my arm.
I took the joint, but I refused
The bottle of Boone's Farm.

Chorus: *Boone's Farm

I was lying in bed the other night
Talking with my friend Jane.
I brought out the baby oil
And she brought out Andre Champagne.

Chorus: *Andre Champagne

So when friends and family and relatives too
Take Gallo off the rack,
Don't be afraid to step right up
And tell them to take it back.

Chorus: Just say "Didn't you see that's a Gallo wine?
You got to take that bottle back;
You cannot drink it until Gallo signs;
You got to take that bottle back."


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