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fogie BS: Jolly good jokes (19) RE: BS: Jolly good jokes 16 Oct 06

A tax inspector is trying to find something wrong with the accounts of a synagogue, and is speaking to the rabbi.
Well the accounts look OK to me ,but let me ask you about a few things you may have missed. For instance do you ask for a tax allowance on the candle stubs that remain? Well says the rabbi we dont ,but we do collect the remnants and post them back to the candlestick makers and every year they add a box or two to our order gratis. The tax man gets the bit between the teeth- Speaking of which what happens to the leftovers for suppers and other meals you might hold?. The rabbi says If there is anything unused we send it back to the makers, and for instance we get a few boxes of biscuits from the makers at Jewish New Year. Ah, now to the point says the tax inspector, what do you do with all the foreskins, from the circumcisions. The rabbi looks wearily at him. The answers much the same he replies -we save them up and each year we post them to the Inland Revenue, and once a year about this time they send us a complete prick!

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