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NH Dave BS: Pest Ghosters who light farts (22) RE: BS: Pest Ghosters who light farts 28 Jul 06


Gnu, it isn't so unique. A friend of mine who was an officer and a gentleman by act of Congress had a perverse sense of humor. Their bedroom was under a slanted ceiling, and his trick was to get into a pseudo philosophic conversation and then mention in passing, "You know, I bet I could spit up to the ceiling, and it would stick."

His wife, knowing where this could end up, would dive under the covers, for protection.

Then he cut the fart!

And they stayed married.

Dave


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