L stands for lavatory A stands for arse S stands for you know what, how quickly it does pass E stands for emission,nocturnal or otherwise R stands for running, 'Christ it's nearly reached my thighs!' Three cheers for poo! For who? For poo I'm sorry but I've forgotten Three cheers for poo! Why what did she do? The world fell out of her bottom! I think it's a good thing that Bristol and Lairg are so far apart. Giok ¦¬]
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