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GUEST,toenails john BS: Best(?) names (69* d) RE: BS: Best(?) names 20 Nov 04

This is not me, somebody sent me this ages ago, it is true, it did happen, but my involvment goes as far as copy & paste. Enjoy
This is the story.....

We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport, directly under one of the PA speakers where we put a tape machine in a bag with the microphone poking out of the top. Then we'd look for a flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere where you'd expect people with unpronounceable names i.e. Saudi Arabia,

We would then go to the Airport Help Desk with a prewritten note containing the names of fictitious passengers and ask them to read out the names over the PA system.

The passenger's names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like something else when read out loud.

Looks Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed        
sounds like
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Looks Like
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
sounds like        
I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Looks like
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost
sounds like        
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Looks like
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
sounds like        
Oo-ah, that ' s better and now I need a shit

Looks like
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted        
sounds like
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Looks like
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
sounds like        
Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

We got rumbled doing the "My colleague just, etc. " They actually threatened to arrest us as apparently they'd received complaints over the previous weeks!

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