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Len Wallace Need Accordion jokes (34) RE: Need Accordion jokes 05 Nov 99


Answers to the jokes:

1. What do you call an accordion player with a beeper? - An optimist

2. Driving to a gig and had my best accordion in the backseat of the car. Decided I would stop into Seven Eleven to get a coffee. Suddenly realized my accordion was there for all to sea. Rushed back. Sure enough, the worst thing imaginable! My car was broken into and there were three more accordions in the backseat.

3. What is the similarity between premature ejaculation and an accordion solo? - Yiou know it's coming but you can't do a thing bout it.

4. What is the definition of perfect pitch? - That's the sound an accordion makes as it hits a banjo on the way to the dumpster

5. What is the difference between accordion players and terrorists? Terrorists have sympathizers.

6. Difference between an onion and accordion. You cry when you cut up and onion.

7. How do you get an accordion player out of a tree? Cut the rope!


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