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Len Wallace Need Accordion jokes (34) Need Accordion jokes 04 Nov 99


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Okay, okay. I play accordion. I LIKE accordion jokes. But I think I've heard 'em all:

1. What do you call an accordion player with a beeper?

2. My car was broken into and there were three more accordions in the backseat.

3. What is the similarity between premature ejaculation and an accordion solo?

4. What is the definition of perfect pitch?

5. What is the difference between accordion players and terrorists?

6. Difference between an onion and accordion.

7. How do you get an accordion player out of a tree?

8. How can you tell which car in a parking lot belongs to an accordion player?

I need new jokes!!!!


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