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Dewey BS: My simple plan for salvation (51* d) RE: BS: My simple plan for salvation 10 Sep 04

1. Make people feel guilty
2. Threaten them with the fires of hell (if they don't change)
3. Mention how disappointed their dead family members will be when they do not see them in heaven.
4. Tell them they must change.
5. Tell them to go to your church
6. Tell them that they must change others and send them to your church
7. Tell them they must give a very large freewill offering to your church to maintain their salvation.
8. Tell them they must tell others to come to your church and offer the same freewill offering that you have made, plus top the amount of that freewill offering. (tiths offering and a tenth belongs to God (the church)
9. Tell them God is A Republican and Demands all creatures of the earth to listen and support Jerry Falwell's Moral Majority and GOP platform. (as well as all missionary operations overseas to convert the "hethen")
10. Tell them they must drop religious tracts everywhere including restaurants as "tips" for better living.

This is the 10 step program, for programming a christian for his, "Calling"


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