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Easy Rider Know of any masturbation songs? (83* d) RE: Know of any masturbation songs? 19 Jul 04


there was a Tom Lehrer song we used to sing, back in the sixties. I've forgotten the name, but it goes something like this:

"Last night I stayed home and masturbated.
It was so nice; I did it twice.

You should have seend me on the short strokes.
It was so grand; I used my hand.

You should have seend me on the long strokes.
It was so neat; I used my feet..."

does anybody have any more info?


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