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Peter T. JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! (26) JOE OFFER CAMPAIGN SONG!!! 18 Oct 99


Needs a tune, but, here goes...

JOE OFFER FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN SONG!!

Oh, the candidate we proffer,
His name is Joseph Offer,
You'll get no better offer,
In an on year or an offer ---

OFFER-OFFER-O.F.F.E.R. YAY!

Please open up your coffers,
Both publishers and auffors,
Both spitter-ups and coughers,
Both cockneys and toffers,
Both caps-ons and doffers,
True Believers and false scoffers,

VOTE FOR OFFER (YEAH!)
OFFER-OFFER-O.F.F.E.R.

Vote for Offer once or offener
His heart is like water softener,
He'll grace the Oval Offerice
Like Istanbul graces the Bophoris,

OFFER, OFFER, YAY TEAM!!

If elected, he will have no chauffeur,
Joe Offeur,
He will be a mover not a loafer,
Joe Oafer,
He will not waver or waffle,
Joe Offle,
If he has an intern, he'll get off her,
Joe Offer!!

YAY, OFFER
OFFER EXPIRES NEXT NOVEMBER, JOIN NOW!!!

well, its a start....


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